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truck vulvas

I just heard about “How to Build a Sex Room” on Netflix and now I think I want “This Old House…After Dark”

Like how to properly install a mirrored ceiling and why you might not wanna use drywall anchors for that contraption

naus. Homie. "This Old House Party" is what you need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB2enUa177g

That was great!

a bakery / deli called Schmearway to Levain

I just heard about “How to Build a Sex Room” on Netflix and now I think I want “This Old House…After Dark”

― john shopkins (naus), Monday, July 11, 2022 12:15 AM bookmarkflaglink

lol, one of my main notes after watching the show was that i wish the host did more Bob Villa type stuff. "how's this st. andrew's cross coming along, alex?" "it's looking pretty good, as you can see we've located the wall studs and marked them in pencil, and that's really important because we want to make sure there's no chance of this thing coming loose..." etc.

"I've got this lock on the cage hooked up to the solar panels. Soon as it sees daylight, it unlocks itself. We're just having a little fun here."

"Well how come you don't just connect it to something like Google Home? That way, you can just pop it open at 6 a.m. or whenever."

"Not liking that, Bob. Trying to stay off the grid here."

cyberpunk remake of The Lost Boys titled The Lost Bots.

in order to properly gauge the terribleness of this idea we must know whether there are vampire robots involved

a true crime documentary that is actually a live stream of someone just committing crimes live, and interviewing people immediately after committing the crime, like how they felt being robbed

The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, rebooted as a dating-on-an-island reality competition show.

A modern dance version of the Twilight saga, choreographed by Twyla Tharp.

Twylight

In 2022, Chubby Checker releases a comeback record of covers done in his typical style: "Simple Twist of Fate", "Twist in My Sobriety", "Playground Twist", etc etc.

In 2023, disgraced lead singer of Arcade Fire releases a comeback record of Bowie covers: All you have to do is Win.

A mash up of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers' 'Give It Away' and the theme tune from Spongebob Squarepants played backwards.

ban Greta Van Fleet

That's actually a good idea.

should ukraine invade russia POLL

i will queue to see the queen and sell you my place at £1 for every minute i've waited. as soon as i get a taker i'll walk to the back and start again.

You could be undercharging: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/05/a-five-day-wait-for-5000-the-man-who-queues-for-the-uber-rich

oh wait it's a 24 hour a day gig - ok the price could be right.

i'd literally set my own hours

VR coffin experience in the metaverse. in real time.

https://i.imgur.com/JQqr1LE.jpg

a boutique company that makes USA-made, solid-wood furniture in custom "relic" paint jobs to look like the tired, broken, mass-market Ikea and Target furniture you find in thrift stores.

some sort of hybrid of jenga and poker where every time you bet you have to add your oddly shaped chips to the increasingly precarious stack in the middle of the table. I haven't exactly worked out the rules yet.

I call it....Joker

great name

what about Pingu tho

vacuum hockey tables

how does a vacuum hockey table work

2 people scraping at the puck with all of their strength, trying to move it even 1 inch

Announcing debt relief then saying some with private lenders don’t qualify.

oh, i play that game. it's called "try to pick up a wet noodle off of the floor"

it's IMPOSSIBLE

xp

Belt Sanding Baseball

Indie rock rewrite of Jesus Christ Superstar in which Judas sings 'Common People' at Christ

http://www.youtube.com/watxh?v4Y21VecIIdBI

Um

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21VecIIdBI

Ornette Grapeman and his Raisins of Jazz - This Is Sour Music

a movie called “So I Married a Whale Hunter,” an updated filmic version of Moby-Dick, with its most famous song being “Thar She Blows” (to the tune of the La’s)

Any movie or TV show with horses in it need to list the horses in the credits, with character names.

Like for House of the Dragon it'd be like:

DAEMON TARGARYEN....MATT SMITH

FIRE-MANE THE FEARLESS.........BUTTERCUP OF POOFYDALE

meta legs / QWOP mashup

lol, yes

the first person to get to address the meta virtual conference is...whoever can make it up the virtual stage stairs using their QWOP legs

a TV channel where someone's living room is randomly displayed for 24 hours, without that person knowing

this will be known as the Patriot Act Channel

I want to make this movie.

https://i.imgur.com/4hjM0Bq.jpeg

elections that civilians are never told the results of

Rush / Limbaugh, in which an AI-generated audio deepfake of the deceased conservative radio host does spoken-word versions of all the lyrics of 2112.

Like, Shatner "Lucy in the Sky" style.

Traffic lights that, instead of turning red or green, turn infrared and ultraviolet.