A Boris Johnson themed driving school called Them's The Brakes.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 9 July 2022 17:51 (two years ago) link
xxp and next to the bar there's a shop that sells trombones so you don't miss your chance to blow.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, July 3, 2022 10:00 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Or a glory hole in the bathroom that says this
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 9 July 2022 19:09 (two years ago) link
truck vulvas
― i REFUSE to pay for my own cbd (cat), Saturday, 9 July 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link
I just heard about “How to Build a Sex Room” on Netflix and now I think I want “This Old House…After Dark”
― john shopkins (naus), Monday, 11 July 2022 04:15 (two years ago) link
Like how to properly install a mirrored ceiling and why you might not wanna use drywall anchors for that contraption
― john shopkins (naus), Monday, 11 July 2022 04:18 (two years ago) link
naus. Homie. "This Old House Party" is what you need.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB2enUa177g
― Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 02:45 (two years ago) link
That was great!
― john shopkins (naus), Tuesday, 12 July 2022 20:31 (two years ago) link
a bakery / deli called Schmearway to Levain
― budo jeru, Monday, 1 August 2022 15:10 (two years ago) link
I just heard about “How to Build a Sex Room” on Netflix and now I think I want “This Old House…After Dark”― john shopkins (naus), Monday, July 11, 2022 12:15 AM bookmarkflaglink
― john shopkins (naus), Monday, July 11, 2022 12:15 AM bookmarkflaglink
lol, one of my main notes after watching the show was that i wish the host did more Bob Villa type stuff. "how's this st. andrew's cross coming along, alex?" "it's looking pretty good, as you can see we've located the wall studs and marked them in pencil, and that's really important because we want to make sure there's no chance of this thing coming loose..." etc.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 3 August 2022 12:14 (two years ago) link
"I've got this lock on the cage hooked up to the solar panels. Soon as it sees daylight, it unlocks itself. We're just having a little fun here."
"Well how come you don't just connect it to something like Google Home? That way, you can just pop it open at 6 a.m. or whenever."
"Not liking that, Bob. Trying to stay off the grid here."
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 August 2022 13:24 (two years ago) link
cyberpunk remake of The Lost Boys titled The Lost Bots.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 19:58 (two years ago) link
in order to properly gauge the terribleness of this idea we must know whether there are vampire robots involved
― packed plastic baskets (cat), Thursday, 25 August 2022 03:00 (two years ago) link
a true crime documentary that is actually a live stream of someone just committing crimes live, and interviewing people immediately after committing the crime, like how they felt being robbed
― Toonie Orlando (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 August 2022 03:01 (two years ago) link
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, rebooted as a dating-on-an-island reality competition show.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 28 August 2022 04:01 (two years ago) link
A modern dance version of the Twilight saga, choreographed by Twyla Tharp.
Twylight
― gin and tonic the hedgehog (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 August 2022 00:20 (two years ago) link
In 2022, Chubby Checker releases a comeback record of covers done in his typical style: "Simple Twist of Fate", "Twist in My Sobriety", "Playground Twist", etc etc.
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 31 August 2022 14:54 (two years ago) link
In 2023, disgraced lead singer of Arcade Fire releases a comeback record of Bowie covers: All you have to do is Win.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 2 September 2022 00:32 (two years ago) link
A mash up of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers' 'Give It Away' and the theme tune from Spongebob Squarepants played backwards.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 18:33 (two years ago) link
ban Greta Van Fleet
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 18:34 (two years ago) link
That's actually a good idea.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 6 September 2022 18:54 (two years ago) link
should ukraine invade russia POLL
― the late great, Sunday, 11 September 2022 14:53 (two years ago) link
i will queue to see the queen and sell you my place at £1 for every minute i've waited. as soon as i get a taker i'll walk to the back and start again.
― koogs, Thursday, 15 September 2022 11:10 (two years ago) link
You could be undercharging: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/05/a-five-day-wait-for-5000-the-man-who-queues-for-the-uber-rich
― ledge, Thursday, 15 September 2022 11:22 (two years ago) link
oh wait it's a 24 hour a day gig - ok the price could be right.
― ledge, Thursday, 15 September 2022 11:23 (two years ago) link
i'd literally set my own hours
― koogs, Thursday, 15 September 2022 11:30 (two years ago) link
VR coffin experience in the metaverse. in real time.
― koogs, Thursday, 15 September 2022 15:10 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/JQqr1LE.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 September 2022 15:16 (two years ago) link
a boutique company that makes USA-made, solid-wood furniture in custom "relic" paint jobs to look like the tired, broken, mass-market Ikea and Target furniture you find in thrift stores.
― budo jeru, Thursday, 15 September 2022 17:50 (two years ago) link
some sort of hybrid of jenga and poker where every time you bet you have to add your oddly shaped chips to the increasingly precarious stack in the middle of the table. I haven't exactly worked out the rules yet.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 17 September 2022 22:29 (two years ago) link
I call it....Joker
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 18 September 2022 20:26 (two years ago) link
great name
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 September 2022 20:36 (two years ago) link
what about Pingu tho
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 18 September 2022 22:50 (two years ago) link
vacuum hockey tables
― put their faith in a god-fearing man selling them tiny homes (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 29 September 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link
how does a vacuum hockey table work
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 29 September 2022 20:32 (one year ago) link
2 people scraping at the puck with all of their strength, trying to move it even 1 inch
― put their faith in a god-fearing man selling them tiny homes (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 29 September 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link
Announcing debt relief then saying some with private lenders don’t qualify.
― sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 September 2022 22:39 (one year ago) link
oh, i play that game. it's called "try to pick up a wet noodle off of the floor"
it's IMPOSSIBLE
xp
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 29 September 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link
Belt Sanding Baseball
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 September 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link
Indie rock rewrite of Jesus Christ Superstar in which Judas sings 'Common People' at Christ
― Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 October 2022 15:25 (one year ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watxh?v4Y21VecIIdBI
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 October 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
Um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21VecIIdBI
Ornette Grapeman and his Raisins of Jazz - This Is Sour Music
― budo jeru, Saturday, 8 October 2022 22:59 (one year ago) link
a movie called “So I Married a Whale Hunter,” an updated filmic version of Moby-Dick, with its most famous song being “Thar She Blows” (to the tune of the La’s)
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 11:51 (one year ago) link
Any movie or TV show with horses in it need to list the horses in the credits, with character names.
Like for House of the Dragon it'd be like:
DAEMON TARGARYEN....MATT SMITH
FIRE-MANE THE FEARLESS.........BUTTERCUP OF POOFYDALE
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 13:39 (one year ago) link
meta legs / QWOP mashup
― koogs, Friday, 14 October 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link
lol, yes
the first person to get to address the meta virtual conference is...whoever can make it up the virtual stage stairs using their QWOP legs
― Karl Malone, Friday, 14 October 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link
a TV channel where someone's living room is randomly displayed for 24 hours, without that person knowing
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 October 2022 16:51 (one year ago) link
this will be known as the Patriot Act Channel
I want to make this movie.
https://i.imgur.com/4hjM0Bq.jpeg
― I Met Mr. Mathis (I M Losted), Sunday, 16 October 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link
elections that civilians are never told the results of
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 14:48 (one year ago) link