Combination Legal Zoom and Cameo with which you make legal threats via celebrities
― Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 13:17 (two years ago) link
excellent
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 13:18 (two years ago) link
Mike Tyson v. Chestnut Hills Homeowner's Association
re: your nonstandard mailbox
― We don't talk about Giordano Bruno (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 14:01 (two years ago) link
Galaga except instead of shooting spaceships you smash a variety of different fruit and naturally it's called Gallagha' now
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 February 2022 01:05 (two years ago) link
The gritty reboot of Fresh Prince of Bel Air that is actually happening (without any apparent sense of irony) seems like the kind of thing this thread would come up with
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 19 February 2022 17:12 (two years ago) link
Greyonnaise - a mayonnaise that is grey.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Monday, 21 March 2022 19:52 (two years ago) link
An eating competition combined with a velodrome based bicycle race event, called the Om-nom-nom-nium. Could be popular given how many calories professional cyclists have to consume.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 2 April 2022 11:17 (two years ago) link
gaming table beds. Instead of a sofa bed, it is a "foosbed" or "pingpongbed". You just place a big hunk of wood on top with memory foam glued to it.
― Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 9 April 2022 22:11 (two years ago) link
An episodic TV series that traces the lives of the children of different 70s TV show characters. "Son of Sheriff Lobo," "Hawkeye's Kids," etc. Most of them are unremarkable failures.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 9 April 2022 22:39 (two years ago) link
i'm into the gaming table beds. maybe a hydraulic foot pedal to raise it to game height and then lower it to sleep
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Saturday, 9 April 2022 22:50 (two years ago) link
angel investor?
― Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 9 April 2022 23:06 (two years ago) link
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 9 April 2022 22:39 (yesterday) link
The Fall Son
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 10 April 2022 00:39 (two years ago) link
80s I guess but same idea
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 10 April 2022 00:40 (two years ago) link
Wireless earbud earrings - because they're attached to your ears, they can't be easily lost. Or charged.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 10 April 2022 10:26 (two years ago) link
Namesake tribute bands - for example a Queen namesake tribute band would have a singer whose real name is Freddie Mercury, a guitarist whose real name is Brian May, etc.. They wouldn't have to look or sound anything like their famous namesakes.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 15 April 2022 08:52 (two years ago) link
that's a good idea - maybe they go up on stage and talk a little bit about what's been going on in their lives, what they're working on, that kind of thing
― Karl Malone, Friday, 15 April 2022 15:30 (two years ago) link
good evening, beatlemaniacs, i am John Winston Lennon, and i'd like to talk to you about my lawn care business
― Karl Malone, Friday, 15 April 2022 15:31 (two years ago) link
Then when they get to the 1968 era, he's replaced by a completely different guy named John Ono Lennon, who lectures about NFTs
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 15 April 2022 15:56 (two years ago) link
A namesake tribute band of 'Chinese Democracy' era Guns'N'Roses would be interesting. A guy called William Rose standing at the front of the stage while two dozen people walk on and off stage behind him.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 16 April 2022 14:35 (two years ago) link
A sugarcane-based spirit, marketed to older men and supported by an ad campaign featuring the endorsement of Herbie Hancock, called "Dis is Dad Rum".
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 04:16 (two years ago) link
A sequel to the Woody Allen film "Zelig."
But instead of someone who can inhabit different personalities, it's someone who weighs different amounts.
"Zaftig."
― Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 13:27 (two years ago) link
Slip Inside This Mouse, a rock band of hippie burnouts doing Disney songs Thirteenth Floor Elevators style.
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 15:15 (two years ago) link
A new film version of the life of Gandhi, but it's a musical using all the songs from Annie.
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 15:17 (two years ago) link
The Raj will be gone, tomorrowBet your bottom rupee that tomorrow,The viceregency will be abolished
Needs work
― Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 15:56 (two years ago) link
Assuming your guys have seen Morbius SCTV favorite Indira already.
― Wile E. Kinbote (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 21 April 2022 22:22 (two years ago) link
Wasn't even thinking of Terms of Indira! A subconsciously stolen terrible idea!
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 22 April 2022 00:17 (two years ago) link
Ha! Here’s what I was referring to:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRShqOOmHNw
― Granny Takes a Tripos (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 23 April 2022 13:18 (two years ago) link
The Raj will be gone, tomorrowBet your bottom rupee that tomorrow,The viceregency will be abolishedNeeds work
― Granny Takes a Tripos (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 23 April 2022 14:08 (two years ago) link
it's the swaraj life
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 23 April 2022 14:20 (two years ago) link
Wasting away again in Hooteritaville #onethread
― H.R. MacGufnstuf (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 23 April 2022 16:29 (two years ago) link
a spinoff show called Breaking Mad (Libs) where rival ad lib book-making companies go to violent, bloody war for control of the ad lib book empire.
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 April 2022 16:31 (two years ago) link
lol, that just put the image into my head of Bryan Cranston standing over a man bleaeing from a gunshot wound to the leg and gruffly saying "I need a verb."
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 23 April 2022 17:51 (two years ago) link
Bojack Horseman did a plot like that in one of the later seasons, with a big feud between 2 guys who wrote jokes to go on popsicle sticks
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Saturday, 23 April 2022 19:26 (two years ago) link
A Weekend at Bernie’s prequel. Tragic character study of a man’s life, Citizen Kane style, that chronicles Bernie from an innocent youth, through his early successes as a well-meaning young businessman, and finally his gradual deterioration of moral center and corruption by power that lead to his ultimate demise at the hands of the mob. He’s comatose but alive when the pair of yuppies he had plans on hoist him onto a couch and the partying begins. His supposed friends rifle through his pockets for drugs and dance around him as a Rosebud recollection of lost innocence and lost love flickers internally until his heart finally gives in and he dies unnoticed.
― circa1916, Sunday, 24 April 2022 23:26 (two years ago) link
amazinc
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 24 April 2022 23:50 (two years ago) link
G
A+
― H.R. MacGufnstuf (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 25 April 2022 10:17 (two years ago) link
TV show presented by Abby Elliott called 'Saturday Night Live jr.' in which the children of former SNL cast-members audition for SNL and put on skits together, one is eliminated each week, the winner gets to be a featured player on the next series of SNL
― soref, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 12:05 (two years ago) link
^ not at all terrible
― Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 15:58 (two years ago) link
Not my terrible idea but an actual terrible idea someone else has foisted upon the world or at least the South East of England. I was in Sainsbury's yesterday and bought some paracetamol. This afternoon at work I had a headache and took a couple. However just before doing so I noticed that 'Each tablet contains: Paracetamol 500mg, Caffeine 65mg". So each standard dose of two tablets has more caffeine than a medium sized can of Red Bull. But I had a headache and nothing else was available so I took them anyway. Whose brilliant idea was this?
colleague: "Paracetamol in the conference room!"snoball: "I'd like to swallow some of that! Namely 2 x tablets containing 500mg of paracetamol each as I have a headache and that's the recommended dose also I shouldn't have shouted just then should I because I have a headache right?"
snoball goes down to the conference room, sees it's paracetamol tablets with caffeine not just regular paracetamol tablets...
snoball: "RAARARAGGRR!!!" *Hulks out in caffeine induced rage*
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 28 April 2022 18:14 (two years ago) link
a website like twitter where every post is just replaced with pics of dog turds and it's called Shitter.
and once it goes live, Twitter is shut down permanently and redirects to this site.
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:07 (two years ago) link
Probably less terrible than whatever Elon has planned...
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:49 (two years ago) link
OK so according to a colleague at work, the reason for caffiene in paracetamol tablets is to speed up the absorbtion of the paracetamol into the bloodstream.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 5 May 2022 20:30 (two years ago) link
Paracetamol: "caffiene in the conference room!"snoball's bloodstream: "I'd like to absorb some of that!"
― Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 6 May 2022 02:05 (two years ago) link
like did you spend two weeks not realizing the reason they’d put caffeine in without looking it up or
― mh, Friday, 6 May 2022 03:05 (two years ago) link
tbf the product called “excedrin” has been a standard in the US forever, that combination, get your paracetamol fix on quick
― mh, Friday, 6 May 2022 03:07 (two years ago) link
I can bring water to a boil more quickly if I use multiple pots and kettles with smaller amounts of water in them and then combine all the boiled waters at the end
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 May 2022 05:01 (two years ago) link
Sell sets of 4 mini-kettles that each hold 1/4 of the water you need. Would be perfect for a conventional stovetop
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 May 2022 05:02 (two years ago) link
Boogie Nights but it's Ryan's World
― Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 May 2022 14:18 (two years ago) link
uh tbc I'm not talking about the porn industry mixed with children. In this case, dirk is a terrible dad whose "gift" is his son, so he produces low quality videos of him opening toys.
― Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 May 2022 17:32 (two years ago) link