your terrible ideas

It dawned on me today that hijacking suburban planning and changing road names to titles of death metal songs/albums would enhance everyone's lives.

― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, August 20, 2021 12:06 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

My hs gf lived in a development where, I shit you not, all the street names were named after shoe brands (Nike, Reebok, etc.). So anything is possible in that realm, even ideas much more terrible than your own.

I Cum Blood Boulevard

My hs gf lived in a development where, I shit you not, all the street names were named after shoe brands (Nike, Reebok, etc.). So anything is possible in that realm, even ideas much more terrible than your own.

This is a disgrace. Suddenly, Crepitating Bowel Erosion Crescent doesn't seem so bad.

Hammer Smashed Face Lane

Slit Yer Guts Street

I can't give you Reign in Blood, but I can offer

https://i.imgur.com/UBCy8EI.png

There is a corner of Compton and Cambria in my town which sounds like a terrible early 2000s mashup release

Favor House Atlantic, Bitch

Relicking, but for cars

She She Top: Annie Clark and a female Texan rhythm section covering Tres Hombres.

Interestingly, this is similar to the bad idea I had this morning, which is remaking Breaking Bad entirely from Skyler's perspective. Now I know some of you may be thinking 'oh, that could actually be a good idea if it were executed properly' but hear me out: I'm talking here about remaking the entire series very improperly and showing, episode-by-episode, what Skyler was up to while her husband was off being a maniac. So like the bottle episode in the meth lab will just be like Skyler grocery shopping or reading a book or whatever.

a bicycle with a samurai sword

Interestingly, this is similar to the bad idea I had this morning, which is remaking Breaking Bad entirely from Skyler's perspective. Now I know some of you may be thinking 'oh, that could actually be a good idea if it were executed properly' but hear me out: I'm talking here about remaking the entire series very improperly and showing, episode-by-episode, what Skyler was up to while her husband was off being a maniac. So like the bottle episode in the meth lab will just be like Skyler grocery shopping or reading a book or whatever.

That episode where she gives birth while Walt is MIA would be an emotional tour de force, total Emmy bait

I want to design one of those baby "activity centers" like this one:

https://images.app.goo.gl/zTpZoaAw4h36cGMM9

but instead make it like a DJ booth with little spinning records and buttons that make airhorn sounds.

def not a terrible idea! the quality of musical toys for little kids varies tremendously but the ones that are good are {chef's kiss}

Mozart Cube was incredible.

The Wolfgang You Love to Hate

a lot of these already exist

https://www.thetot.com/product/plantoys-dj-mixer-board/
https://www.amazon.com/Infantino-Spin-Slide-DJ-Panda/dp/B07CZJ7WMV/
https://www.adodsons.com/products/dj-mix-spin-studio-by-hape
https://www.target.com/p/baby-einstein-4-in-1-mix-38-roll-activity-walker-play-center/-/A-79499734
https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/DDJ400--pioneer-dj-ddj-400-2-deck-rekordbox-dj-controller

yeah but i want something they can spin around in... plus the airhorn button

airhorn is key

https://www.amazon.co.uk/LeapFrog-Learn-Groove-Activity-Station/dp/B0002C6N16

> Relicking, but for cars

like ratrods?

http://cdn.animalhi.com/3008x2000/20121027/cars%20pontiac%20rusted%20rat%20rod%203008x2000%20wallpaper_www.animalhi.com_84.jpg

(not embedded because HUGE)

I know that you can buy decals of bullet holes and key scratches to temporarily make a nice car look like a beater, so as (presumably) to avoid being a tempting target for vandals. Or to make yourself look like a badass.

She She Top: Annie Clark and a female Texan rhythm section covering Tres Hombres.

Tres mujeres as "Easy Top"
https://www.facebook.com/easytoppp

https://i.imgur.com/N0Y6oSO.jpg

I had that idea but it was called XX Top

There go my dreams of a Canadian tribute band called Zed Zed Top

All-female Weird Al tribute called Weird Aly Yankochick

That's a more terrible idea.

dress made of injera

lol

a new twist on yoko ono's classic Cut Piece

Reviving the "another think coming" thread.

The vegan counterpart of Lady Gaga's meat dress?

salad merkin

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/aCcAAOSwFBJgz4tH/s-l500.jpg

i always want to click the links you get in those weird gobbledygook spam text messages. so i think there should be kind of a walled garden website you can go to and paste it in to see what it says, without risking your computer

that's not a terrible idea!

well, i mean, there's nothing to be gained by clicking except entertainment but maybe that's enough

Go to the library, or a FedEx type place?

run a virtual machine like VirtualBox or something

actually, sometimes i do wget the url and then view resulting source.

don't tell me my terrible idea already exists!

How about like spam-me.com, where we put you directly in touch with Nigerian princes so you no longer have to wait for your step-uncle to forward you an email chain filled with mystery attachments? By inputting as much personal information into our patented database as humanly possible, we guarantee that your identity absolutely will be stolen within 24 hours.

Shit, given the state of the world these days, you'd probably have a million new sign-ups within the first 24 hours.

everybody should be offered free, subsidized kung-fu lessons, and there should be nationally sponsored kung fu tournaments that you can enter to win a million dollars.

Do you mean kung fu like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJYoAS76gag

Or like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0wsMoZwdx8

both! the more tournaments teh better, encourage all styles

A reboot of 2001 that is done in the style of a circa 2001 comedic action thriller and starring Will Smith. The entire purpose of this in my mind is as a vehicle for Will Smith to deliver the line “Aw HAL nah!”

Reminds of the gag script someone wrote where Dave and Frank speak in actual 2001 slang: "Dave, HAL's been acting real sketch lately..."

spacewalk scene presumably soundtracked by All Star

i am loving this terrible idea, merging man alive's irl lol with the script pplains referenced