This map is a little old (2015):
https://i.imgur.com/V6AcoAE.jpg
But it is crazy to see how close they get to each other.
https://i.imgur.com/y5RtHms.jpg
Now I gotta go find a Rally's/Checkers map.
― pplains, Sunday, 15 August 2021 22:47 (four years ago)
https://preview.redd.it/cxhhyvwb7zh71.jpg?width=640&height=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e751271e25314f4c6862f355185875dc9bcb0c9e
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 03:01 (four years ago)
cursed map
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 06:59 (four years ago)
depressing bump, sorry
Today, every state in the country meets the CDC definition of having high COVID transmissionThis warrants an indoor mask policy in every state in the country based on CDC guidanceOnly 7 states + DC have mask policieshttps://t.co/iem755dJxt pic.twitter.com/xdPCnqo3lI— Julia Raifman (@JuliaRaifman) August 27, 2021
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 August 2021 22:40 (four years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_gpPSaXEAMhcY5?format=jpg&name=medium
plain plains
― mookieproof, Saturday, 18 September 2021 08:37 (four years ago)
damn, a little disappointing that I'm stuck with a real one.
― peace, man, Saturday, 18 September 2021 10:56 (four years ago)
Chunky friend?
― ncxkd, Saturday, 18 September 2021 11:27 (four years ago)
lol at the Kroger there
― typo punishment 3: people shouldn't have to feel like they have ea (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 September 2021 16:48 (four years ago)
https://i.redd.it/keuurhgo9io71.png
― mookieproof, Monday, 20 September 2021 04:10 (four years ago)
least traveled?
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 04:18 (four years ago)
can't be, MA 99 is in boston
― ciderpress, Monday, 20 September 2021 04:27 (four years ago)
why is this map makin fun of me!!?
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 04:32 (four years ago)
nah, just showing the design of state highways
― mookieproof, Monday, 20 September 2021 04:33 (four years ago)
what the fuck is goin on here
i've lived in several of these states
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 04:33 (four years ago)
oh
xp
i'm sorry about that.
ok, lemme do a quick tally on the states that decided to make it about their own state
1. missouri
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 04:34 (four years ago)
2. nevada3. arizona
goddamn
you fuckin state morons
new mexico though. wtf!
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 04:36 (four years ago)
Always like it when the state outlines use three-digit numbers:
https://i.imgur.com/0WQw68x.png
Like, lose some weight, MO 139!
― pplains, Monday, 20 September 2021 13:32 (four years ago)
what's wrong with it? i don't think it's appropriative; that's the state flag and (as far as I'm aware) not a coopting of a specific native symbol.
North Dakota quite a bit more sus
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 20 September 2021 14:25 (four years ago)
I never decided if Washington's silhouette of George's head was brilliant or stupid but it was orders of magnitude better than the state flag with his visage
― joygoat, Monday, 20 September 2021 17:35 (four years ago)
https://preview.redd.it/234bp7bq0qr71.jpg?width=960&height=539&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e44e30ac4a7b32b4012e6686da85909c237e00e4
if minnesota's was in january 1996, i was there
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 03:51 (four years ago)
the united states except the states aren't where they're supposed to be pic.twitter.com/JsyLRfFweT— Tomer Burg (@burgwx) October 31, 2021
― ciderpress, Monday, 1 November 2021 13:54 (four years ago)
Except Louisiana.
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Monday, 1 November 2021 14:01 (four years ago)
And Michigan.
And New York.
And Pennsylvania.
And...
― pplains, Monday, 1 November 2021 16:07 (four years ago)
https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2006/11/10/howarddean128ready.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 1 November 2021 16:08 (four years ago)
https://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/maps-that-will-make-you-view-the-world-in-a-very-different-light-26-photos-16.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 2 December 2021 01:02 (four years ago)
rip melbun
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 December 2021 03:55 (four years ago)
just so the aussies have some context, these days i live in Birdville, Queensland 4482
― skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 05:18 (four years ago)
it's a landlocked state
― skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 05:19 (four years ago)
apparently I'm in Cancun, so I've taken my top off
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 2 December 2021 06:21 (four years ago)
matttkkkk have you heard my cancun story? it's hilarious
― skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 06:56 (four years ago)
lay it on me
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 2 December 2021 07:26 (four years ago)
sorry, my computer died in the middle of this, i think, so i went to bed! this story is not that hilarious, i was trying to be tongue in cheek
cancun
it was like, 1990. or 1991 or 1988. around there. i was 5 to 7 years old? my family flew to cancun. it was the first and only time i ever traveled out of the country with them. i remember four things about it. first, in the airport in cancun, my dad and i were pissing next to each other at urinals, which was already weird, and then i saw a big cockroach in the urinal and was startled and afraid to pee on it. second, we were walking in some street market and a big older guy kept pointing at me and calling me a bambino. as i already knew that babe ruth had an AKA "the bambino", i understood this as a sort of compliment. third, i had orange juice and i didn't think it was good. my mom said it's because they didn't put sugar in it. fourth, i threw up all over the place on a beach, and then as we were all packing up and walking off, someone new walked up to our big open space and put their beach chair right in the middle of the puke
― skull. kneel. kneel. kneel. kneel. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 December 2021 16:50 (four years ago)
as specific as this post is, i wouldn’t be surprised if there are elements to it that form a part of a great deal of cancun experiences ^
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 December 2021 09:02 (four years ago)
guys this one is blowing my mindhttps://i.imgur.com/LgZDqPJ.png
China Part 2
― Milm & Foovies (Eric H.), Friday, 3 December 2021 13:18 (four years ago)
like “sea to shining sea” in the US doesn’t even reach across the sahara desert
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 December 2021 13:37 (four years ago)
guys this one is blowing my mind🖼
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 3 December 2021 14:12 (four years ago)
see you say that, but
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 December 2021 14:51 (four years ago)
it borders bulgaria, macedonia, albania and turkey
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 December 2021 14:52 (four years ago)
I know. Should have labeled it “Rumelia”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumelia
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 3 December 2021 15:56 (four years ago)
https://www.nohrsc.noaa.gov/snow_model/images/full/National/nsm_depth/nsm_depth_current_National.jpg
― circles, Monday, 20 December 2021 16:54 (four years ago)
Average jeans colour per US state pic.twitter.com/16eaaxJYad— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) April 13, 2022
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 19:51 (four years ago)
Wyoming is purple
― calstars, Thursday, 14 April 2022 20:04 (four years ago)
My current jeans are gray, which probably doesn’t affect things much one way or the other
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 20:06 (four years ago)
What if I was Karl Malone in gray jeansWhat if I was Heathcliff it's no myth
― Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 April 2022 22:02 (four years ago)