your terrible ideas

"It is illegal in the US to produce a children's toy that precisely resembles a real gun, but the laws do not explicitly prevent manufacturers from making a gun that resembles a toy."

kind of amazing this horrible niche market has not been explored previously. sigh....

what about a gun that looks like a pack of cigarettes with daffy duck on the front of it and a maze on the back

or whoever kids like these days instead of daffy duck. steve from minecraft

https://bestclassicbands.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Dan-Aykroyd-Bag-O-Glass-1.jpg

was randomly thinking about the Olympics while half asleep in the shower and was imagining a sport that combines skateboarding and archery. It would be a team sport with two teams of skateboarding archers going against each other. The idea needs some work but I think there's an interesting spectator sport in there.

an x-games biathlon of sorts

A production of the musical Chicago starring Bryan Ferry and Brian Eno

And it shall be called Roxie Music

a toilet that composes original music every time pee or poo hits the water.

sound stops when the stream/plop stops.

sheet music immediately printed out after

could be the right place for a 'simon says' or crossroads situation

ToothPicks -- fingerpick-style guitar picks made for playing with your teeth.

An online game that asks you to identify regional UK accents, for transplants like myself.

You guys might want to cash your chips now on your musical toilet ideas because technology is catching up with you.

https://cdn.prezzybox.com/Images/22804.gif

wasn't there a potty training thing that played tunes? forgive me for not googling that.

Tinkle tinkle, little star
How good at peeing you are!

/   x    /  x  /   x   /
How good at peeing you are

awful

one octave keyboard mat, fuck that. i need a full 88 to jam while i mudpie

A t-shirt company that designs and sells shirts for bands that don't actually exist. Some have tour dates on the back at non-existent venues (in real cities). Done in a deadpan manner, no overt satire of anything.

This might actually be a good idea, not sure.

only worth it if paired with a trolly experiment at a metal show where dude walks by and waits for people to brag that they saw that band on their first tour or own their first demo and then expose them as posers on camera.

the show could be called

Poser Exposer

fake band shirts exists

Getting the guy at work who looks like a young Genesis P. Orridge to put on a camoflage jacket and front a Throbbing Gristle tribute band.

a movie about 5 disparate people's lives where the thing that all connects them is they all clicked the 'sad' emoji on a facebook ad for huel.

all

a butt that you wear over your butt to protect your butt

a film about the inventor, titled Onion Butt

a movie about 5 disparate people's lives where the thing that all connects them is they all clicked the 'sad' emoji on a facebook ad for huel.

― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 20:20 (yesterday) link

It can be called “Five People Don’t Like Huel”

A Twitter account or blog or something, slowly telling the story of an alternate universe in which the WWF's "Rock 'n' Wrestling Connection" was instead the "Jazz 'n' Wrestling Connection". This is based entirely around the idea that Keith Jarrett vs. Chick Corea would be a great Intercontinental Title feud.

Picturing a much different version of Herbie Hancock's 'Rockit' video rn

Have always entertained the idea of the "Rockit" video remade with live actors –– except for a mannequin playing Herbie's part.

Now I want to hear this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU8yfCThSzE

played by this band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQSXoQcblqc

i have a strange affection for the kind of jobs that a kid would be interested in. railroad engineer. tugboat captain (i believe "master of towing" is the title) and will actively look into how i would go about getting those jobs, and then never pursue them. i could be using that time to look for realistic ways to advance in my current field of work but don't

this is a real terrible idea, but it hasn't happened yet

eventually, the "expanded universes" of star wars / marvel et al will become so expanded that it will be viable for everyone on earth to "live" there through VR or the matrix or whatever. the star wars real world will be filled with NPCs to talk to and beautiful locations, as well "living storylines" of empire/rebellion factions. literally everyone on earth will be somewhere in the star wars world, several generations departed from earth.

congrats, you've just pitched Ready Player One

ha, or the facebook metaverse thing

(i haven't seen/read either one, but i am trained to look at headlines and the rectangular images above them, slowly absorbing the edges of the ideas so that they can become terrible in my mind)

Like Westworld, but it's Naboo.

And - plot twist! - it turns out that the droids are robots

Terrible ideas UK edition: skip HS2 and go straight to HS3: Maglev.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpyaKWY9HOc

Len cover band called Lem, with lyrics based on the Polish science fiction writer

It dawned on me today that hijacking suburban planning and changing road names to titles of death metal songs/albums would enhance everyone's lives.

a vaccine that also turns someone into a hibernating cube for a year and then after ay ear it wears off and they can move about and do things again.

a separate land for those that hibrenate, and they don't know why they're all together

It dawned on me today that hijacking suburban planning and changing road names to titles of death metal songs/albums would enhance everyone's lives.

― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, August 20, 2021 12:06 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

My hs gf lived in a development where, I shit you not, all the street names were named after shoe brands (Nike, Reebok, etc.). So anything is possible in that realm, even ideas much more terrible than your own.

I Cum Blood Boulevard

My hs gf lived in a development where, I shit you not, all the street names were named after shoe brands (Nike, Reebok, etc.). So anything is possible in that realm, even ideas much more terrible than your own.

This is a disgrace. Suddenly, Crepitating Bowel Erosion Crescent doesn't seem so bad.

Hammer Smashed Face Lane

Slit Yer Guts Street

I can't give you Reign in Blood, but I can offer

https://i.imgur.com/UBCy8EI.png

There is a corner of Compton and Cambria in my town which sounds like a terrible early 2000s mashup release

Favor House Atlantic, Bitch

Relicking, but for cars

She She Top: Annie Clark and a female Texan rhythm section covering Tres Hombres.