BETTER CHEDDARS FUCKIN UP THE CHEESE CRACKER GAME

omg

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right?

fuck y'all imho

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I'M HEATED

the tabasco cheez its they are not regular tabasco flavored they are flavored like the green tabasco they are n/l in my humble opinion

srry that should have been in italics to indicate a quotation

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I thought these were going to be n/l but they are false metal all the way

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had some tonight. will go to war like 1812 for these.

the tabasco cheez its they are not regular tabasco flavored they are flavored like the green tabasco they are n/l in my humble opinion

― prosciutto-wrapped Hot Pocket (los blue jeans), Saturday, July 18, 2009 1:39 AM (16 minutes ago)

your opinion is correct tbh

thx

btw i fux w/ utz

&gibbles but haven't seen them for a minute

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wow so target has some fake goldfish called chickadees and they look like little ducks but are flat on one side! not puffy like goldfish! ugh.

weird!!!

But goldfish these days have about 1/4 or 1/5 of the goldfish flattened so they can imprint little eyespots and smilies on them. And then I'm not enjoying my goldfish 1/4 or 1/5 of the time because I sort of like to bite the puffy goldfish in half.

You could get these natural foods-type goldfish at Kroger for almost the same as Pepperidge Farms' and one kind had white cheese, but instead of baking the flavor in they just seemed to have real white chedder cheese on the outside. They'd make your hands pretty gross but tasted great.

And then on the flat cheese cracker front, Kashi or somebody makes a good cheese cracker that also has some spice in it that makes your breath kind of gross afterwards like you've been eating Doritos, but not as bad.

that biting the puffy goldfish in half feeling is just so gratifying, isn't it!?

oh yeah i have had those kashi crackers they are a drunken treat. but wait do they really have spice? i didn't notice.

btw i went downstairs in my underpants to steal some of my roommate's ritzq

sneaked down them fuckers

the stairs, not the underpants

ritz are not cheese crackers now gtfo

damn that's some snakey shit hoos

suggest ritz

damn that's some snakey shit hoos

― king kongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, July 18, 2009 1:39 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ritz Suggest Ban Permalink

this is the snacks thread iirc

Me or tza? Cause I snacked for sure in my last post.

tza

what

lol i was just saying its not just the cheese crackers thread anymore its the official 1p3 snacks thread!!! it didnt have to be such a production lol

oh ok was just joshin the hoos O_o

<3 o_O <3

today I explained to the boxes of bett0r chedd0rs at the store that it's nothing personal but I just can't be eatin that kinda thing any more

they seemed to take the news well

they were dying inside

It's okay, they're in a rebound relationship with me now.

u cad!!

it's all cool between me & the Rev & the Better Cheddars, before I left the aisle I told em our time together would always be a beautiful thing to me but I got some personal things to work out over in the fresh fruits & vegetable section so they should feed whoever could really be themselves with

i am so retarded that that made me feel slightly sad lol

Okay, guys, seriously. Listen. LISTEN! I bought this box of Snyders of Hanover's hard sourdough pretzels. Have been eating them since a kid. I have long liked to take them in the shower to eat. I don't know why. They are my only shower food. One day the Snyders QC people got rid of the bubbles that would back into the crust of the pretzels. The bubbled up crust, that dark brown part of the pretzel, was the best part, and I loved to eat off the bubbles before eating the rest. They could only ruin this pretzel, though, by somehow getting rid of the dark part altogether. The knots at the end where the pretzel is colored really dark and most of the salt gets stuck is my new favorite part.

So, I bought this box and there were a lot of broken pretzels in it. There was a Beck lyric that goes "smokin' broken pretzels" that has always stuck with me. Who didn't used to smoke broken stick pretzels? A-holes, maybe? Okay, so when I got to the end of the box there were few pretzels I wanted to choose from. I poured what was left into a cereal bowl, careful not to pour too much of the salt in. Then I scooped a few scoops of Dannon's all natural vanilla ice cream into the bowl and stirred the mixture up.

IT WAS WAY BETTER THAN IT SHOULD'VE BEEN! This could become a regular thing.

that would bake into, not back into

That sounds good to me. I'm into salty/sweet.

Lol @ "A-holes, maybe?"

salty sweet is awesome. y'all had salted caramel stuff?

Salted caramel ice cream! Also balsamic strawberry. Both can be had from Bi-Rite in the Mission. I wish every town had a weird ice cream parlor.

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Foie gras jelly donut - cannot vouch for this

give me one reason why i should ban yall

ban-quet

I had a big essay against any food that comes on plates with dots of syrup artfully surrounding it and stuff but the sense of it was: better cheddars do not need fancy presentation to get shit done. therefore, I support better cheddars against that thing that looks like a gulab jamun between two oreos.

I'm in a drought tbh, ain't had Better Cheddars in a month or so.

better cheddars rain down your good love on me

kinda digging carne seca beef jerky atm