fun context--in its intended purpose tannerite is supposed to be used 1-2 lbs at a time.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 23 April 2021 03:04 (three years ago) link
also, new hampshire
― call all destroyer, Friday, 23 April 2021 03:05 (three years ago) link
would've been better if they'd made the water blue or pink depending on the sex of the child.
― koogs, Friday, 23 April 2021 05:22 (three years ago) link
and yet trans people are considered the danger to society
― boxedjoy, Friday, 23 April 2021 08:06 (three years ago) link
lol
My organization has hidden the gender of 5 babies around the city. We will reveal one every hour until our demands have been met— ALEX “THE POSTING PHREAK” PTAK (@PtakJokes) April 23, 2021
― rob, Friday, 23 April 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link
lmao
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 April 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link
maybe the worst ever
I'll never delete Facebook. pic.twitter.com/FXXqKkU34p— Leo I guess (@Leodgrad) September 18, 2021
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 September 2021 18:34 (two years ago) link
oh wow, uh, congratulations big guy
― typo punishment 3: people shouldn't have to feel like they have ea (Karl Malone), Sunday, 19 September 2021 18:51 (two years ago) link
i’m surprised she didnt include a gleeful selfie of her peeing on the stick as well
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 September 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link
hahaha
― kinder, Sunday, 19 September 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
idgi, is the premise that she might have frozen the pregnancy test in a popsicle and then documented it's melting and his reaction, if she were NOT pregnant?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 20 September 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
oops its. please saddle me with cone of shame asap
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 20 September 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link
has anyone saved the 9/11 version of this? dead link above.
https://i.imgur.com/0UwM0iJ.jpg
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 September 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
obvs not really the right thread but
my most hated genre of family photos pic.twitter.com/ndJFmMDlum— amy ⚢ (@chlorofem) December 19, 2021
― rob, Monday, 20 December 2021 18:33 (two years ago) link
🤮
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 20 December 2021 18:40 (two years ago) link
The absolute CHAOS of this onesie my mom sent us for the baby… pic.twitter.com/wH7l9sASBI— Evan D. Watkins (@VanWatz) March 11, 2022
― rob, Saturday, 12 March 2022 15:04 (two years ago) link
Baby mom needs to get checked out at a hospital asap
― kinder, Saturday, 12 March 2022 18:41 (two years ago) link
I want to see your heart like AN ANIMAL.
― pplains, Saturday, 12 March 2022 19:30 (two years ago) link
i had to read that shit like 5 times to even mildly comprehend it looks like it was designed on horseback
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 March 2022 19:41 (two years ago) link
looks like it was designed on horseback
lol, I don't even know what this means, but it's a perfect description.
― pplains, Saturday, 12 March 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
https://www.ocregister.com/2023/09/05/pilot-dies-after-plane-crashes-during-gender-reveal-party-in-mexico/
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 16:30 (eight months ago) link
And in Iowa in October 2019, a gender reveal party went south when the family unintentionally built a pipe bomb. When the device went off the entire pipe exploded, sending shrapnel flying that hit and killed a grandmother standing nearby.
lmao/r.i.p.
i predict that the kids born from these tragedies will have powerful dark magic about them
― sleepy bee (cat), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:10 (eight months ago) link
in the video of the plane crash, the camera follows the plane briefly after its wing detaches and then starts plunging to the ground, then pans back to the happy couple embracing under a cloudy streak of pink. i'll (hopefully) assume they didn't see it was crashing.
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:27 (eight months ago) link
First time I saw the video, I thought the pilot was doing a fancy trick.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:27 (eight months ago) link
... by making his wing fold back on to the — Look, I didn't say I was paying that much attention to it.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:28 (eight months ago) link
"if the left wing falls off, it's a girl..."
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:50 (eight months ago) link
I feel like I know it's a "her", but sometimes my wings bend back
― cracked fixed view mire (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 21:08 (eight months ago) link
https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-whose-gender-reveal-party-231646082.html
― omar little, Monday, 12 February 2024 17:12 (three months ago) link