considering a cat

i like to ask the cat questions but she never really answers

― harbl

harbl, my cat conversations usually go like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHsb__t14iE&feature=related

dot internet is too slow to watch youtube. i will later but i would like to share some more things about this cat.

owner told me, she will only drink water out of this jar. so i was like yeah whatever and tried to give her water in a bowl. she was right, water out of jar only. but now i keep the jar filled with water and the cat is only sometimes satisfied with it. like she'll drink it if i remind her it's there but most of the time she will scavenge water from other places: leaky bathtub, toilet, jumping on the kitchen counter to drink out of dirty bowls in the sink, and her newest thing is jumping up to the bathroom sink and DEMANDING that i turn the water on. but she doesn't really drink that either, she just stares at the running water and puts a paw in and out of it until she gets bored. it's like a birdbath! what a weird cat

What a cute cat!

cutest is food time, when i get the food and i'm about to put it down she opens her mouth and goes "EEEEEEEEEE!"

pix or it didnt happen!

My kitty caught a gecko once, baffed it down by the tail with her paw. Geckos doin' what they do, it detached its tail and buggered off.

The tail remained, and wiggled around by itself. Yampy was very confused.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hd0as3.jpg

I am getting a kitty this week and I hope it eventually can do tricks like that.

It will be cute anyhow.

agh but I love when that gif zooms in!

dr ben had to get a sulfur lime dip the other day
dr morgan (not a cat) said he was a fantastic patient, as good as could be
i like to think that is because he learned from his pops (me) not to sweat the small stuff, like being dipped in stank juice for a skin thing

OMG I neeeeeeeeeeeed a cat :(((

i took a nap yesterday bc it was v hot and i got v tired and about 30 minutes in cat got on top of me and meowed like she knew i was not supposed to sleep in the daytime. i was like wtf do you need food? nope. just bein a cat i guess

Do you have one of those cats who knows how to open doors?

I miss the cat I used to live with. Lizard. She had the biggest front-butt-hangy-stomach-skin-bag of all the world's cats. And we were pals.

she got a blob of soap on her somehow, i might have gotten it on the shower curtain and she walked against it. now she's soapy.

what do cats think about when they sit there and stare at stuff or look out the window?

"is that a bird"

loving how a paper grocery bag never gets old

even when you've torn it all the way open from the bottom

i had a cat (that toadine) who was afraid of plastic bags

she loves plastic bags too! she digs into them because she likes the sound, i think. sometimes she gets in one and just sits down

someone got a wittle booboo trying to catch a wasp :(

aww, my poor elderly kitty has an eye infection. her eyes are slightly bloodshot & clouded up with excess protein, and the vet gave me some eyedrops that I have to apply a couple times a day for the next few days. she hissed and flailed around like crazy when the vet demonstrated the drops, so I'm betting this won't be a pleasant ordeal for either of us. :-/

the smoke persian

http://i30.tinypic.com/2hd7bjm.jpg

she gets really mad when i try to put the fitted sheet on the bed. like she jumps on top of it and spreads out to prevent me from moving it, and then if i grab a corner and try to put it on she swats at me. i can't even try to do it while she's asleep because she hears me and comes running. weird cat.

gets extremely jealous whenever i talk on the phone

"she gets really mad when i try to put the fitted sheet on the bed. like she jumps on top of it and spreads out to prevent me from moving it, and then if i grab a corner and try to put it on she swats at me."
― blobfish russian (harbl)

She's doing it for the lulz.

^_^

i wanna get this cat
http://sms.petpoint.com/sms/photos/773/6574744c-6c21-42d7-a590-420fe6bd643d.jpg

aww

HI! My name is Nicolas. I look like my sister Beryl, but an easy way to tell us apart is that I have a fully pink nose, whereas hers is a more darkish pink. Although I love to roughhouse and run around like crazy, I'm probably the most laid back out of my siblings. I'm very inquisitive and am usually the first one to check out and try new things. Sometimes when I see or hear new things I will sit up on my hind legs and investigate, ***making me look like a meerkat***. I'm also very affectionate, and I do enjoy playing with strings and feathers!

there is also this cat named PLUNGER lol http://www.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=14423861

i also can type in fluent english at 45wpm! (xp)

aw nicolas is sweet

I am considering a pal for Bernard.

what kinda cat should i get out of these:

birman
chartreux
exotic
manx
wegie
persian - blue, black, lilac, cream, chocolate, smoke
himalayan - chocolate, flame, seal, lilac, blue, cream,
red, tortie
ragdoll
scottish fold
selkirk rex
siberian
somali
tonkinese

wegie = norwegian forest cat btw

Scottish fold

Although a Norwegian forest cat sounds pretty special.

love siberians

my other cat that ran away in dec. was a norwegian forest cat. they are the best

he looked exactly like this http://www.virginmedia.com/images/izzy_norwegian_forest_cat430x300.jpg

omg that is awesome

they are no fluffy powder puffy pussies either

they are very tough. they are natural fisherman and very good climbers. they are one of the breeds most likely to be able to survive in the wild. theya re kinda badasses tbh. i once saw mine lugging a rabbit up the hill to our house, it was 1.5x his size

he also once beheaded a rabbit and put the head in my bed as a present and then volleyballed with its guts until i made him take it outside. and he used to skin mice and let them run around like that alive while he watched with a noble expression

him as a baby

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/pagodachild.jpg

and as a young man

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/pagodalaying.jpg

(he didnt have his big ruff yet)