your terrible ideas

Can this be retroactive to the two years in the mid-oughts when I wasn't posting?

I posted it in the bad ideas thread lads tbf

Also no we cant ive a houseboat to pay for

the post is coming from inside the houseboat

Cool-looking band t-shirts except they commemorate charity shop staples like Acker Bilk, Mario Lanza, Tijuana Brass, ABBA Greatest Hits III, Riverboat Banjo Band, Mantovani, Stars on 45 etc

Would buy

would rock a Starland Vocal Band sleeveless

I would legit rock a black Stars on 45 t shirt like this cover

https://eil.com/shop/moreinfo.asp?catalogid=501492&from=GPUSUK&utm_source=GooglePLA-GPUSUK&utm_medium=CPC&utm_campaign=GS-EIL&gclid=CjwKCAiAkJKCBhAyEiwAKQBCklgUnRk7UKTEgBld3lOn-3fWj4NQtKmLhmhn_Ak5xJSJTVJ2CAf1exoCUMEQAvD_BwE

And there aren't half enough Boney M Nightflight To Venus Ts out and about

Cool-looking band t-shirts except they commemorate charity shop staples like Acker Bilk, Mario Lanza, Tijuana Brass, ABBA Greatest Hits III, Riverboat Banjo Band, Mantovani, Stars on 45 etc

― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin)

Seriously, this stuff would sell. See "amusingly wrong band/pic combination", "author name in metal font" etc.

i would guess the issue would be one of rights

When I was a teenager I made a tshirt of 'whipped cream and other delights'

A porcelain version of the main-and-two-sides styrofoam takeout container. Not sure how you hinge it.

picturing a version that says 'orange chicken' in both sides for reuse by panda express mall teens.

I've seen a standard polystyrene cup done in porceline. espresso cups on Amazon:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/219y1UPr4-L._AC_SY1000_.jpg

they do expanded polystyrene cups as well, the foamy ones

a gluten-free baking alternatives company called It Ain't Necessarily Dough

which makes me think of a regular old bread bakery called (Annoyed Grunt)

a synthetic ass company called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butthole"

a margarine company called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butthole"

Beloved! The Musical

a documentary detailing the history of the "check engine" light. we slowly learn that nobody knows where it came from -- it just began to show up in cars one day. and nobody knows what it means. mechanics fix it by calling a phone number. on the other end, a voice demands a task be carried out or a sacrifice in exchange for turning off the light.

A television dramedy titled "Shy Barabbas". Barabbas is shy and finds the loneliness excruciating. But he just can't work up the courage to make new friends. As a fed up adult, he finally makes an attempt, posting fliers around town. The fliers describe Barabbas' interests and promote a meeting of likeminded individuals. At the meeting, Barabbas is arrested by the Romans and sentenced to death as an insurrectionist. On Passover, Barabbas is overwhelmed by the support from a massive crowd, begging Pontius Pilate to free him. "We want Barabbas!" It's happening. They must have read his flier, and now Barabbas has found his friends. After he is freed and despite the recent frenzied chanting for his release, nobody from the crowd pays him any attention. They aren't so interested in Barabbas -- they really just wanted to murder Christ. Suppose this thing would run on AMC or something.

15 episode season. first episode would release week of christmas and reveal Barabbas as the little drummer boy.

As part of his run portraying as many iconic older white male Americans as possible, Tom Hanks stars as the titular director in forthcoming biopic Lynch.

I fear that I may have made that happen just by putting it out in the world, and I deeply apologize.

I initially thought of Vacceine (a caffeinated vaccine) but I figured why half-ass it and so now I'm proud to introduce Monster Energy Vax.

Breakin' Bad

A mash-up of Breakin' and Breaking Bad. I haven't really worked much of it out yet.

Better Call Soul

Jamie Foxx dies and comes back at Jimmy McGill, a lawyer who learns the secret of jazz to come back to life and defeat his electricity fearing brother. The jazz is fusion obv.

Or something, I never finished Soul or BCS.

I guess Walter White, but instead of meth, breakdancing, is enough of a concept.

Breakin' Bad is a pretty good terrible idea, but it sounds mainly like a launch pad for the inevitable (and necessary) sequel, Breakin' Bad II: Narcotic Boogaloo.

A tribute band named Bygone Errors, which plays only monophonic PC speaker music and sounds from the 1980s, on the original hardware.

A parody cover version of Marc Cohn's 'Walking In Memphis' called 'Corporate Memphis' about the currently popular corporate website style.

that could potentially get at least a few youtube clicks/shares/tweets/blorps

Well it was Corporate Memphis
Flat faceless dudes making business deals
It was just Corporate Memphis
I have at last forgotten how to feel

Breakin' Bad is a pretty good terrible idea, but it sounds mainly like a launch pad for the inevitable (and necessary) sequel, Breakin' Bad II: Narcotic Boogaloo.

― Condé Nasty (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 14:46 (two hours ago) link

"I am the one who locks"

lol

hoo boy

SAY MY NAME
"boogaloo shrimp"
YOU'RE GODDAM RIGHT

a dating app for cinephiles. no names ages or genders displayed (in the free version), just your top 10 movies.

― stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, January 26, 2021 10:18 PM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

What hath ILX wrought?

Vinylly

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/music/dating-app-vinylly-matches-people-according-to-their-taste-in-music-11515428

I want there to be a thing where over the next six months ton of super cheesy airbrushed pixelated bad typography images of DMX and Prince Philip together in heaven start to show up seemingly out of nowhere.

Images of them with halos and a fuzzy glow, drawn in the style of the "jesus, with you always" images, going fishing together or just hanging out and laughing like they both knew it was their destiny to be together forever in the afterlife and that a whole lot of people around the world believed this strongly enough that they made their own images to celebrate it finally happening.

Then six months later to craft some sort of insane conspiracy about this and get the q folks riled up and focusing on it.

Advert for Heinz Mayonnaise now with 50% extra free:
Just a guy squeezing a trail of mayonnaise out the bottle along the pavement as he walks home from the shop saying "I've actually got too much"

Ha ha ha"heinz mayonaise: it's up to you what you do with the other half" and it's just a stocky bloke giving it a lengthy squeeze into a river.

Okay no idea that made me laugh that hard can be that terrible.

Heinz makes mayonnaise?

in this imaginary world where one can have too much mayonnaise

I have some in my fridge

i don't think i've ever bought a jar of mayonnaise.

Squeezy bottles = the future of mayo

The present, even.

The future of mayo is aerosol cans.