(I don't know if Americans even have Subbuteo so this might be the pinnacle of terrible ideas)
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link
Subsidized - sub shop below a tax office
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link
i have literally never heard of subbutea, thank you
Submissive
lunch joint under a post office
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link
Phil Collins sandwich restaurant = sub sub studio
― mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
Subbacultcha
under Frank Black's house
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link
― mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, December 16, 2020 11:11 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
This is my favorite. It's of course two levels under his studio, and one level under another sub shop.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
These ideas are like underground golf ... SUB PAR.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
The Last Subpar
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link
Sub Marine - an underwater sandwich shop. The sandwiches are very soggy.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
Sub 'Stitute - yes it's a combination sandwich shop and brothel and I'm very sorry about this one but it was in my head so I had to put it down.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link
Sub Tweet - under a bird sanctuary?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link
Sub lime - get high with a dalmation under a lime?
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link
Sub-Saharan Africa - A sub shop whose special topping really puts the sand in sandwich.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
― emil.y, Wednesday, December 16, 2020 7:02 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
haha, love how much work the apostrophe is doing here
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link
Sub-batical
just s sub shop with an appealing name!!
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link
subgest ban
― na (NA), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link
Combination sandwich shop which has no love/sandwich shop which aint no use
― kinder, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
Sub Rosa
A sandwich shop with a history-of-civil-rights theme
― mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
i haven’t had a screen name for years but “get high with a dalmation under a lime?” is tempting me
― brimstead, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link
Sub Y’alla sandwich shop that welcomes everybody
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Thursday, 17 December 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link
Tubway, the nudist sandwich restaurant where the diners relax in Jacuzzis while food is brought to them.
(Sad footnote: Unfortunately the combination of warm lunchmeat, high heat, humidity, and naked people led this shop to be closed by health departments within days of opening.)
― mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
I would definitely visit Sub Y’all
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 18 December 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link
Sub This Is Eric Nies of The Grinders
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 18 December 2020 06:38 (three years ago) link
indoor tiki torch party
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 18 December 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
How about a dark reimagining of Worzel Gummidge?https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000csng/worzel-gummidge-series-1-1-the-scarecrow-of-scatterbrook
Siblings Susan and John arrive at Scatterbrook Farm, home of the Braithwaites, to little fanfare. It's been a poor harvest and their hosts aren't thrilled to have two amateur farmhands around the place during such lean times. No-one on Scatterbrook Farm is more troubled by the late harvest than walking, talking scarecrow Worzel Gummidge. Worzel is strictly forbidden from talking to humans, but after mistaking John and Susan for fellow scarecrows, his game is up.
Worzel realises he will only save the day by going against some of his better instincts. He draws on the youthful exuberance of John and Susan, seeks the wisdom of his long-estranged Aunt Sally, and negotiates a testy deal with the frightful rooks and crows of Scatterbrook. With the help of the mystical Tree of Tree and his pet robin, Winter George, Worzel orchestrates a gathering of his fellow scarecrows on the night of the next harvest moon. Can he save the day?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link
MAGA ClausPG-13, 82 minutes
Christine Claus is a twentysomething Brooklynite. Like many millennials, the 2020 election has put her at odds with her baby boomer parents. Unlike her peers, however, Christine’s famous father has the power to reverse the election! Follow Christine as she journeys home for the holidays for the first time in years to prevent Santa Claus from colluding with Donald Trump to reverse the results of the race.
― treeship., Wednesday, 23 December 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link
Tim Allen already has the suit
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link
tim allen would be good. mel gibson also for a little more controversy.
― treeship., Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
I just watched that Professor and The Madman (Oxford dictionary saga) on Netflix, it had a pretty good cast (Steve Coogan, Eddy Marsan, Sean Penn among others) and Mel Gibson's performance wiped the floor with all of them
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
:(
unpopular opinion: Mel did okay as Hamlet
― coup coup kajoo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link
yeah, but hamlet is hardly as challenging or dynamic a role as santa
― treeship., Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link
this is the big leagues we're talking about
santa can't be outwardly morose. he needs to convey all of that with just a touch of his nose.
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link
need to say "ho, ho, ho" and mean "get thee to a nunnery"
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link
well that is what the screenplay is all about, how santa's outward "jolliness" is really a defense mechanism and even, sometimes, a form of aggression. he is very often unfeeling and unresponsive: unwilling to adapt to a changing world or accept that his daughter has grown up.
― treeship., Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link
"you might be able to stop time, dad, but you can't turn it back! the country can't go back!"
― treeship., Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
SublimateWe just take your money and tell you that a Chinese man has eaten your lunch
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
i can't tell whether or not the above discussion is in reference to Mel Gibson's recent bad-Santa movie, stupidly titled "Fatman" and clearly SOMEone's terrible idea
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link
The discussion is about MAGA Claus
― treeship., Thursday, 24 December 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link
wait is that a real thing or did you present it as a terrible idea??
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 December 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link
It’s a terrible idea I had for a movie. Came to me all at once.
― treeship., Thursday, 24 December 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
whew
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 December 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link
Have an idea for an elaborate prank that would probably be hard to pull off involving creating a non-existent Caligula High School (maybe somewhere in Mississippi or West Texas or something) and then a campaign to rename Caligula High School, and then a counter-campaign to keep the name because we shouldn’t erase our history.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 25 December 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link
90125150: the Yes/Van Halen collaboration that no one was asking for
― coup coup kajoo (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 25 December 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link
Rename them 9021025150 and make them the house band at the Peach Pit
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 26 December 2020 08:32 (three years ago) link
A modern day spinoff of Small Wonder, which follows Vicki's brother Jamie as an adult. Vicki is no more, having been dismantled years ago at the end of her useful life, and her name and memory never come up in the show, but the loss is subtly felt throughout.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link
hmm, this might be a better idea than I thoughthttps://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/small-wonder-star-jerry-supiran-flat-broke-blames-stripper
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link
a savory gingerbread house lacquered in ranch dressing, with jerky stick siding and ornamental cheese puff balls
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link