We could do the same with funk bands. Now what to call it...
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Sunday, 15 November 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link
going to start using "pissing a shit" in conversations, e.g. "are you serious? you're not pissing a shit right now?" or "i am telling you. i do not piss shits about this stuff."
― Danish mink farm covid strain again (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link
Oh chill out buddy I’m just pissing your shits right now!
― The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:29 (three years ago) link
that sounds very natural and correct!
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:34 (three years ago) link
Truck Butts
― latebloomer, Monday, 23 November 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link
A COVID mask with a large drinking straw running through it that has a valve inside enabling you to drink smoothies while staying safe.
A more advanced version of this would have an internal cooling system enabling you to drink hot soup.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 23 November 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link
We have the technology!
https://www.thestrangegifts.com/uploaded_images/resizer/650x550/r/redbeerhat_7837552477.jpg
― putting the "party" in "partisan" (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 November 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
you guys are on fire
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 23 November 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link
― latebloomer, Monday, November 23, 2020 6:52 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
100% in support of this
― fleet doxes (map), Monday, 23 November 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link
Man Pipes (a decorative novelty tailpipe worn in the rectum of a human)
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 November 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link
Start calling people from the United Kingdom “Ukranians”
― is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
UKanians
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link
A ringtone that's just the very end of Speak to Me into the screaming at the very beginning of Breathe.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 14 December 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link
A sandwich restaurant franchise called Sub Area that only opens in crawl spaces.
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 04:47 (three years ago) link
Sub Basement
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
Sub Woofer - a dog and sandwich café.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
Sub Par - a bad sandwich shop on a golf course
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link
Sub Ordination - sandwich shop below a court of law
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
Sub Beauty, Oh! - a salon where you can eat sandwiches and play that flicky football game.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Sak0kpjKS8A/maxresdefault.jpg
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link
(I don't know if Americans even have Subbuteo so this might be the pinnacle of terrible ideas)
Subsidized - sub shop below a tax office
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link
i have literally never heard of subbutea, thank you
Submissive
lunch joint under a post office
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link
Phil Collins sandwich restaurant = sub sub studio
― mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
Subbacultcha
under Frank Black's house
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link
― mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, December 16, 2020 11:11 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
This is my favorite. It's of course two levels under his studio, and one level under another sub shop.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
These ideas are like underground golf ... SUB PAR.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
The Last Subpar
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link
Sub Marine - an underwater sandwich shop. The sandwiches are very soggy.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
Sub 'Stitute - yes it's a combination sandwich shop and brothel and I'm very sorry about this one but it was in my head so I had to put it down.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link
Sub Tweet - under a bird sanctuary?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link
Sub lime - get high with a dalmation under a lime?
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link
Sub-Saharan Africa - A sub shop whose special topping really puts the sand in sandwich.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
― emil.y, Wednesday, December 16, 2020 7:02 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
haha, love how much work the apostrophe is doing here
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link
Sub-batical
just s sub shop with an appealing name!!
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link
subgest ban
― na (NA), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link
Combination sandwich shop which has no love/sandwich shop which aint no use
― kinder, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
Sub Rosa
A sandwich shop with a history-of-civil-rights theme
― mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
i haven’t had a screen name for years but “get high with a dalmation under a lime?” is tempting me
― brimstead, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link
Sub Y’alla sandwich shop that welcomes everybody
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Thursday, 17 December 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link
Tubway, the nudist sandwich restaurant where the diners relax in Jacuzzis while food is brought to them.
(Sad footnote: Unfortunately the combination of warm lunchmeat, high heat, humidity, and naked people led this shop to be closed by health departments within days of opening.)
― mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
I would definitely visit Sub Y’all
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 18 December 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link
Sub This Is Eric Nies of The Grinders
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 18 December 2020 06:38 (three years ago) link
indoor tiki torch party
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 18 December 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
How about a dark reimagining of Worzel Gummidge?https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000csng/worzel-gummidge-series-1-1-the-scarecrow-of-scatterbrook
Siblings Susan and John arrive at Scatterbrook Farm, home of the Braithwaites, to little fanfare. It's been a poor harvest and their hosts aren't thrilled to have two amateur farmhands around the place during such lean times. No-one on Scatterbrook Farm is more troubled by the late harvest than walking, talking scarecrow Worzel Gummidge. Worzel is strictly forbidden from talking to humans, but after mistaking John and Susan for fellow scarecrows, his game is up.
Worzel realises he will only save the day by going against some of his better instincts. He draws on the youthful exuberance of John and Susan, seeks the wisdom of his long-estranged Aunt Sally, and negotiates a testy deal with the frightful rooks and crows of Scatterbrook. With the help of the mystical Tree of Tree and his pet robin, Winter George, Worzel orchestrates a gathering of his fellow scarecrows on the night of the next harvest moon. Can he save the day?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link
MAGA ClausPG-13, 82 minutes
Christine Claus is a twentysomething Brooklynite. Like many millennials, the 2020 election has put her at odds with her baby boomer parents. Unlike her peers, however, Christine’s famous father has the power to reverse the election! Follow Christine as she journeys home for the holidays for the first time in years to prevent Santa Claus from colluding with Donald Trump to reverse the results of the race.
― treeship., Wednesday, 23 December 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link
Tim Allen already has the suit
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link
tim allen would be good. mel gibson also for a little more controversy.
― treeship., Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
I just watched that Professor and The Madman (Oxford dictionary saga) on Netflix, it had a pretty good cast (Steve Coogan, Eddy Marsan, Sean Penn among others) and Mel Gibson's performance wiped the floor with all of them
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
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