lol
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:43 (five years ago)
a turkish spice company with justin bieber as its spokesperson called justin biber
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 17:58 (five years ago)
I bought some pul biber for the first time recently, there's a store here called Pull & Bear and both of them keep mutating into something like pul and beiber
― kinder, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:06 (five years ago)
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:42 (five years ago)
actually no, it would have to becöstın biber
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 20:55 (five years ago)
temperamental horse a.i. for electric bicycles where you need to feed and take care of it like a tamagotchi
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:11 (five years ago)
Horse eBikes
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:21 (five years ago)
― peace, man, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:33 (five years ago)
the poetry of William McGonagall performed in a calypso style
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 29 March 2015 18:03 (five years ago)
Sorry it took so long...The Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:16 (five years ago)
A Cake cover band...
called...
FROSTING
― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:19 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJDGjyJ4--8
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 17:47 (five years ago)
DAMMIT
― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 17:55 (five years ago)
frosting vs. icing is one of the questions on the NYT regional dialect quiz
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 18:32 (five years ago)
I’ve been thinking about posting comments on the Ring neighbors app in the style of Among Us discussion. “Neighbor30 self-report! sus af”
― john shopkins (naus), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 07:38 (five years ago)
Suckumentaries: A series of music documentaries directed, scripted and told exclusively by people who hate the band in question.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 12 November 2020 05:04 (five years ago)
I’d watch
― The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Thursday, 12 November 2020 05:06 (five years ago)
That has potential.
― peace, man, Thursday, 12 November 2020 11:53 (five years ago)
Had The Doors specifically in mind for the first one. It would be edited exactly like a typical music doc except every line of it would be negative.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 12 November 2020 12:20 (five years ago)
Love this idea. Would contribute to the Kickstarter.
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 12 November 2020 13:52 (five years ago)
As long as Jim Derogatis is never ever involved in any way.
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 12 November 2020 13:53 (five years ago)
Yeah, that could be really great. Every interview strategically edited to make the band members sound like they hate their own music, etc.
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 November 2020 13:58 (five years ago)
If this winds up on adult swim I’ll know we have a mole
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 12 November 2020 14:19 (five years ago)
yeah this is not a terrible idea at all!
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 12 November 2020 14:49 (five years ago)
haha, i know a dude at adult swim! on twitter, i mean. but he put conferencecall.biz in a show he used to make, and we consistently like each other's tweets, so we're tight
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:44 (five years ago)
i will DM him and then take my customer 10% terrible ideas coordinator finders fee
customary
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:45 (five years ago)
Erectile Dyspunktion: YouTube series interviewing aging punk rockers about their struggles with erectile dysfunction.
― peace, man, Sunday, 15 November 2020 22:56 (five years ago)
We could do the same with funk bands. Now what to call it...
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Sunday, 15 November 2020 23:14 (five years ago)
going to start using "pissing a shit" in conversations, e.g. "are you serious? you're not pissing a shit right now?" or "i am telling you. i do not piss shits about this stuff."
― Danish mink farm covid strain again (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:25 (five years ago)
Oh chill out buddy I’m just pissing your shits right now!
― The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:29 (five years ago)
that sounds very natural and correct!
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:34 (five years ago)
Truck Butts
― latebloomer, Monday, 23 November 2020 18:52 (five years ago)
A COVID mask with a large drinking straw running through it that has a valve inside enabling you to drink smoothies while staying safe.
A more advanced version of this would have an internal cooling system enabling you to drink hot soup.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 23 November 2020 18:57 (five years ago)
We have the technology!
https://www.thestrangegifts.com/uploaded_images/resizer/650x550/r/redbeerhat_7837552477.jpg
― putting the "party" in "partisan" (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 November 2020 19:31 (five years ago)
you guys are on fire
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 23 November 2020 19:38 (five years ago)
― latebloomer, Monday, November 23, 2020 6:52 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
100% in support of this
― fleet doxes (map), Monday, 23 November 2020 19:57 (five years ago)
Man Pipes (a decorative novelty tailpipe worn in the rectum of a human)
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 November 2020 20:04 (five years ago)
Start calling people from the United Kingdom “Ukranians”
― is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 19:46 (five years ago)
UKanians
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:58 (five years ago)
A ringtone that's just the very end of Speak to Me into the screaming at the very beginning of Breathe.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 14 December 2020 21:17 (five years ago)
A sandwich restaurant franchise called Sub Area that only opens in crawl spaces.
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 04:47 (five years ago)
Sub Basement
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:46 (five years ago)
Sub Woofer - a dog and sandwich café.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:48 (five years ago)
Sub Par - a bad sandwich shop on a golf course
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:50 (five years ago)
Sub Ordination - sandwich shop below a court of law
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:56 (five years ago)
Sub Beauty, Oh! - a salon where you can eat sandwiches and play that flicky football game.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Sak0kpjKS8A/maxresdefault.jpg
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:57 (five years ago)
(I don't know if Americans even have Subbuteo so this might be the pinnacle of terrible ideas)
Subsidized - sub shop below a tax office
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:59 (five years ago)
i have literally never heard of subbutea, thank you
Submissive
lunch joint under a post office
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 16:10 (five years ago)