I tried to do that once with a spoiler thread.
― pplains, Friday, 3 January 2020 04:14 (four years ago) link
imagine reading that tramp stamp out loud while *in situ*
― Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Saturday, 4 January 2020 05:51 (four years ago) link
A tomato doughnut - like a jam doughnut, but instead of jam inside there's tomato ketchup.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 4 January 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link
I’d try it.
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Saturday, 4 January 2020 18:16 (four years ago) link
I just remembered that Tesco already sell these:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bsqdb5SIUAAdsOl.png...also available in Smoky Bacon and Turkey & Stuffing flavours.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 4 January 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link
BRB phoning Tesco head office...https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-PQtVGomeYn4/VYm3ZtohIrI/AAAAAAAAC1Y/2t-8y09Xx9U/s640/blogger-image--2024474193.jpg
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 4 January 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link
dear lordpretty sure I had a curry ish version of this in Tokyo once. Not what I was expecting.
― kinder, Saturday, 4 January 2020 20:41 (four years ago) link
every time you post, you get a pop-up that asks if you want to be entered into a random sweepstakes. you can say "no", but if you say yes, you're entered into a monthly contest, and the main prize is that you gain the ability to create a new secret board. There are also 'whammy' gifts like having your nickname changed to Becky Lucas for a month, having all of your posts converted to WingDings, have a chemical truck ran through your house....
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 January 2020 21:16 (four years ago) link
A sitcom set in an abattoir. The workers go through typical sitcom storylines while industrial massacre takes place around them.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Monday, 6 January 2020 11:30 (four years ago) link
A mandatory set of glove-like grips on all steering wheels into which you must slip the fingers of at least one hand while driving on an interstate. An attendant monitoring system allows you to tap your brake a total of...let's say three times before the precision blades inside the steering wheel engage and the fingers start coming off. Perhaps the grips can be modified to respond to a variety of dickhole automotive moves but this is all they're programmed for atm.
(NB: I only think this idea is terrible because of the mutilation involved. And even so I don't actually think it's all that terrible.)
― Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 6 January 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link
xxxp I can confirm that Kanazawa is the home of the curry doughnut. I lacked the courage alas.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 6 January 2020 13:29 (four years ago) link
Litterbox’d, a site where users only review the movie version of Cats
― Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 15:48 (four years ago) link
Elaborately planned public divorce paper service videos.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link
(Ie in the style of proposal videos)
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link
divorce reveal parties. everyone gathers around a cake to see if you are getting a divorce or not.
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:39 (four years ago) link
So dinner parties then
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link
yes, but with cake color correlation
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link
or maybe there's just raw hamburger meat inside if the thing is happening
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link
no, the cake is always filled with beef. you modulate the fat content of the beef to indicate divorce. 90/10 means "the beef is lean in this marriage. things are going well." 80/20 means "there's fat beef between us rn, and we are divorcing."
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:51 (four years ago) link
lol
Maybe if no divorce it's an actual cake, if yes divorce it's just that ugly goddamn sweater your awful mother bought for me, wadded up and slathered in icing.
― Pizza is Really Yummy for Me (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link
you'd have to weigh a clump of the meat and render the fat in a george foreman grill to weigh out the answer from the drip pan, which would add to the suspense.
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:54 (four years ago) link
lol Neanderthal, that is too real
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
How about just a gender reveal party where you reveal that you're actually getting divorced. And of course you have to do it like on a boat or something where people just have to sit and be deeply uncomfortable for another 4-6 hours.
― Pizza is Really Yummy for Me (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
And of course you are actually still bringing a child into a soon to be broken home, and you just kinda offhandedly mention the baby's gender at some point in hour three.
― Pizza is Really Yummy for Me (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link
at m night shyamalan's gender reveal party, the color of the cake is a red herring. he reveals to guests that it was the boat color all along that revealed the baby's gender. (he shouts this to leaving guests through sobs, as he's also just been divorced).
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link
also, the boat captain is satan and the baby is immortal
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU2vGvRXAAI5b9d.jpg
― kinder, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link
Handedness reveal parties
― Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 11:48 (four years ago) link
Done in the form of a punch to the face
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link
A rig where your dental hygienist wears a small point of view camera while working on you and you wear VR goggles so that you can see what she sees while it’s happening to you.
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link
I would pass out
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link
yeah no, the inside of my mouth is basically a biological weapons facility at this point, no need to see it ucap
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link
Have seen that but instead the dentist it was a surgeon and instead of my mouth it was my arsehole. Would recommend
― calumerio, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/iO92Xun.gif
― pplains, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link
a new game called "Storytellers". One player picks a card, which has an occupation printed on it. That player must say 3 descriptive sentences about that occupation that are definitely true, but are vague enough that it's difficult to tell what exactly the occupation is. The fourth sentence is always "So really, I guess you could say that I'm a storyteller." If someone guesses the occupation correctly, they get a point. If nobody guesses correctly, the storyteller gets the point. The first to five points wins, and so really, I guess you could say that they're a storyteller.
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link
a player at 4 points, i.e. close to winning, is said to be "in the garage." when a player wins, they press a button on a little plastic speaker attached to the plastic cards receptacle and some generic blues guitar riffs play for 30 seconds.
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link
this seems like it would be a basically acceptable/popular party game tbh
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link
Okay so I just got a Bosch dishwasher and I think it would be fun if every time I opened it, there were a different hellish scene of ridiculously willowy demons, some with six faces, some with trumpets in their butts, and some that are chewing on each other.
Ad campaign: with a Hieronymus Bosch dishwasher, you never know what you'll see.
― Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 16 January 2020 02:56 (four years ago) link
Get outta here with that brilliant idea, terrible ideas only. To wit, I have piles of laundry to do and a laundry room that's too far away. My eyes wander over to the dishwasher... but no, surely that's mad! Yet my gaze still lingers.
― cat, Thursday, 16 January 2020 04:11 (four years ago) link
A Penthouse Forum-esque magazine filled cover to steamy cover with forbidden tales of willful HIPAA violations.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 January 2020 00:27 (four years ago) link
If you don't wash your hands after a slash and are caught, you have to get I AM A DISGUSTING TWAT tattooed on your butt
― Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 January 2020 02:18 (four years ago) link
This is a vintage terrible idea, but my memory was jogged after seeing a Grunt Style shirt yesterday. When I was a teenager in the early 1990s, I got the idea to start a political t-shirt company. I was inspired by Michael Stipe wearing all those different t-shirts at the MTV awards.
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/3gaOVVxTQuo98XVvi0v_FA--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NjAwO2g9MzY1O2lsPXBsYW5l/https://67.media.tumblr.com/a694840f2e260e19ad0f658840a446c4/tumblr_inline_ocfe4ox6os1tdqyd7_1280.jpg
I felt like these were a step in the right direction, but I wanted to see something that captured my anger more (I can't remember any of my proposed slogans, thank god) and with graphics that were more stylized, like skateboard shirts. So the name of my company was going to be Bold Statements Wear, with the logo being a "B.S." on the sleeve.
― ☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:40 (four years ago) link
RAINFOREST
― pplains, Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMbYPDAaIA0
― ☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link
xp: see, Bold Statements Wear would have probably upgraded that SAVE THE FUCKING RAINFOREST
― ☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link
nah, man. he's raising awareness of the rainforest. prior to that shirt, I was unaware of the existence of rainforest.
― i've seen no good people (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link
we can destroy it all we want now that we know it exists
I want a line of t-shirts like that but it's more confident in its approach. all nouns, but followed with periods.
RAINFOREST.
― babu frik fan account (mh), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:03 (four years ago) link
But the text must be positioned such that it's still visible when the wearer is defiantly crossing their arms as if they were in the opening credits of a reality competition show.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:07 (four years ago) link
https://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/collections2015/images/3/01/66103/v0_large.jpg
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 23 January 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link