considering a cat

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3638106073_a744cf79a0_o.jpg

she was sleeping like that too ^

I've seen plenty of people get scratched, usually when they were mauling their own cats who clearly wanted to get down and run away. If what you really need is therapy and/or a hobby, please get one of those, and don't try to fill the void inside with a pet. Ugh clearly you can see this is a pet peeve of mine -- literally!

fill ur void inside w/ lolcats not real cats

what if the void is cat-shaped

You don't own cat, cat owns you.

^
first rule of cat ownership, basically

catsittering a cat

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3626/3644506761_c23dddc19d_o.jpg

a cat, considering

considering sending a gmail

i like to ask the cat questions but she never really answers

you can't handle the answers anyway

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

we had a very exciting time this morning chasing a palmetto bug around until i slapped it with a shoe and then i gave her a little high five

<3

awww

smushed a silverfish and ate it. gross!

one time my parents' pug maggie came in from outside and had something slimy all over her face. I thought she'd puked but while cleaning it up I realized that she'd eaten a slug.

i like this built in pest control!

she loooooves bugs

i made a list of all the thoughts she has. they are:

i love to look out the window
i love to chase bugs
i love to play with paper
i love to go inside a bag and sit there

that's it!

<3

you forgot:

i love to use the computer

i like this built in pest control!

― tehresa, Sunday, July 12, 2009 3:06 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

one time my kitty jumped on my desk and followed this housefly around, just watching it, and then suddenly *BAP* she swatted it down in mid-air and ate it. it was one of the coolest things i've ever seem.

I've got a better story. I'm sitting in the computer room attempting to do some work when I hear a thumping sound coming out of the laundry room. I just assumed it was the cat playing with her little toy mouse, but instead she was trying to kill a bumblebee. I watched dumbfounded as she jumped about a foot into the air and swat the bee down to the floor like Andy Roddick smashing an ace serve past some hapless player. The bee bounced off the floor stunned or dead. The cat pounced on the bee and ate it in one quick gulp. Badass cat...

one time i thought bernard had gone nuts or had parkinsons or something cause he was just shaking his head around retardedly with an intense warrior face, and then i realized he was tracking THE WORLD'S SMALLEST BUG on the floor, seriously, smaller than a flea. He killed it of course, but its like how can i be proud

,lolololklshawuklpegioseh wv

i like to ask the cat questions but she never really answers

― harbl

harbl, my cat conversations usually go like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHsb__t14iE&feature=related

dot internet is too slow to watch youtube. i will later but i would like to share some more things about this cat.

owner told me, she will only drink water out of this jar. so i was like yeah whatever and tried to give her water in a bowl. she was right, water out of jar only. but now i keep the jar filled with water and the cat is only sometimes satisfied with it. like she'll drink it if i remind her it's there but most of the time she will scavenge water from other places: leaky bathtub, toilet, jumping on the kitchen counter to drink out of dirty bowls in the sink, and her newest thing is jumping up to the bathroom sink and DEMANDING that i turn the water on. but she doesn't really drink that either, she just stares at the running water and puts a paw in and out of it until she gets bored. it's like a birdbath! what a weird cat

What a cute cat!

cutest is food time, when i get the food and i'm about to put it down she opens her mouth and goes "EEEEEEEEEE!"

pix or it didnt happen!

My kitty caught a gecko once, baffed it down by the tail with her paw. Geckos doin' what they do, it detached its tail and buggered off.

The tail remained, and wiggled around by itself. Yampy was very confused.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hd0as3.jpg

I am getting a kitty this week and I hope it eventually can do tricks like that.

It will be cute anyhow.

agh but I love when that gif zooms in!

dr ben had to get a sulfur lime dip the other day
dr morgan (not a cat) said he was a fantastic patient, as good as could be
i like to think that is because he learned from his pops (me) not to sweat the small stuff, like being dipped in stank juice for a skin thing

OMG I neeeeeeeeeeeed a cat :(((

i took a nap yesterday bc it was v hot and i got v tired and about 30 minutes in cat got on top of me and meowed like she knew i was not supposed to sleep in the daytime. i was like wtf do you need food? nope. just bein a cat i guess

Do you have one of those cats who knows how to open doors?

I miss the cat I used to live with. Lizard. She had the biggest front-butt-hangy-stomach-skin-bag of all the world's cats. And we were pals.

she got a blob of soap on her somehow, i might have gotten it on the shower curtain and she walked against it. now she's soapy.

what do cats think about when they sit there and stare at stuff or look out the window?

"is that a bird"

loving how a paper grocery bag never gets old

even when you've torn it all the way open from the bottom

i had a cat (that toadine) who was afraid of plastic bags

she loves plastic bags too! she digs into them because she likes the sound, i think. sometimes she gets in one and just sits down