considering a cat

ok 1--<3 @ ^

2--

stop being mean to that cat

― got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, June 12, 2009 9:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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we are not friends anymore

― harbl, Friday, June 12, 2009 9:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

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i guess we are friends again but she does annoy me a little when i am trying to study and she comes and

• lays on top of my book
• gets mad if i try to turn a page
• tries to grab pen from my hand
• will not let me highlight anything

ok this is having a cat

i think i prefer dogs tbh

she was hunting a ladybug and i caught it for her and she acted like it was still right where she was staring and then she found it and sniffed it and it was making that gross ladybug smell and she went "nuf nuf nuf nuf nuf" trying to get the taste out of her mouth! LOL! then it walked toward her and she backed away slowly. this cat is a terrible hunter.

but she did find a palmetto bug one morning and chased it under the door for me thanks cat

even though i was scared and said "kill it you idiot!"

btw
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2449/3638808606_fbf3d7f221_o.jpg

aw tbh

bashful! or maybe just sleepy.

harbl, all these traits you mention are great reasons never to get a cat, if you ask me. People on dis thread may be right that this is the reality of feline partnership, but you can count me out.

Also there's no excuse for neurotic or bad behavior -- that means your cat is bored and/or unhappy, which is rly your fault for wanting something furry to sleep on your face and chase a laser pointer without considering that it might be more intelligent than you are. This tirade not directed at habrl or anyone here but at legions of urban cat owners who think their horribly behaved pets are appealing.

And who then whine that their cat doesn't love them enough because it bites and scratches.

huh?????? she's pretty happy and well-behaved 95% of the time

she's not my cat btw--i'm taking care of her until august

cats are hunters. they will bite and scratch u sometimes even if u are besties.

some are more finicky than others. i've been living my cat for 10 years and i know the subtle cues she gives when she doesn't want to be touched etc.

i mean living with my cat. haha

if cats don't like u u should not get a cat imo

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3638106073_a744cf79a0_o.jpg

she was sleeping like that too ^

I've seen plenty of people get scratched, usually when they were mauling their own cats who clearly wanted to get down and run away. If what you really need is therapy and/or a hobby, please get one of those, and don't try to fill the void inside with a pet. Ugh clearly you can see this is a pet peeve of mine -- literally!

fill ur void inside w/ lolcats not real cats

what if the void is cat-shaped

You don't own cat, cat owns you.

^
first rule of cat ownership, basically

catsittering a cat

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3626/3644506761_c23dddc19d_o.jpg

a cat, considering

considering sending a gmail

i like to ask the cat questions but she never really answers

you can't handle the answers anyway

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

we had a very exciting time this morning chasing a palmetto bug around until i slapped it with a shoe and then i gave her a little high five

<3

awww

smushed a silverfish and ate it. gross!

one time my parents' pug maggie came in from outside and had something slimy all over her face. I thought she'd puked but while cleaning it up I realized that she'd eaten a slug.

i like this built in pest control!

she loooooves bugs

i made a list of all the thoughts she has. they are:

i love to look out the window
i love to chase bugs
i love to play with paper
i love to go inside a bag and sit there

that's it!

<3

you forgot:

i love to use the computer

i like this built in pest control!

― tehresa, Sunday, July 12, 2009 3:06 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

one time my kitty jumped on my desk and followed this housefly around, just watching it, and then suddenly *BAP* she swatted it down in mid-air and ate it. it was one of the coolest things i've ever seem.

I've got a better story. I'm sitting in the computer room attempting to do some work when I hear a thumping sound coming out of the laundry room. I just assumed it was the cat playing with her little toy mouse, but instead she was trying to kill a bumblebee. I watched dumbfounded as she jumped about a foot into the air and swat the bee down to the floor like Andy Roddick smashing an ace serve past some hapless player. The bee bounced off the floor stunned or dead. The cat pounced on the bee and ate it in one quick gulp. Badass cat...

one time i thought bernard had gone nuts or had parkinsons or something cause he was just shaking his head around retardedly with an intense warrior face, and then i realized he was tracking THE WORLD'S SMALLEST BUG on the floor, seriously, smaller than a flea. He killed it of course, but its like how can i be proud

,lolololklshawuklpegioseh wv

i like to ask the cat questions but she never really answers

― harbl

harbl, my cat conversations usually go like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHsb__t14iE&feature=related

dot internet is too slow to watch youtube. i will later but i would like to share some more things about this cat.

owner told me, she will only drink water out of this jar. so i was like yeah whatever and tried to give her water in a bowl. she was right, water out of jar only. but now i keep the jar filled with water and the cat is only sometimes satisfied with it. like she'll drink it if i remind her it's there but most of the time she will scavenge water from other places: leaky bathtub, toilet, jumping on the kitchen counter to drink out of dirty bowls in the sink, and her newest thing is jumping up to the bathroom sink and DEMANDING that i turn the water on. but she doesn't really drink that either, she just stares at the running water and puts a paw in and out of it until she gets bored. it's like a birdbath! what a weird cat

What a cute cat!

cutest is food time, when i get the food and i'm about to put it down she opens her mouth and goes "EEEEEEEEEE!"