my cat actually mauled me today and my chest was covered in blood, my bf freaked out and wanted to kill the cat
what did i do?
i rubbed the cat's belly and said i am so sorry u feel cranky today then i gave him 2 "caribbean catch" treats
― stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
this is how u care for a cat
― stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
ok 1--<3 @ ^
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
2--
stop being mean to that cat― got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, June 12, 2009 9:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkDelete Undelete Ban/Thread Unban/Thread Ban User Info Yellow Cardwe are not friends anymore― harbl, Friday, June 12, 2009 9:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, June 12, 2009 9:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkDelete Undelete Ban/Thread Unban/Thread Ban User Info Yellow Card
we are not friends anymore
― harbl, Friday, June 12, 2009 9:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
<333333333333333333
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i guess we are friends again but she does annoy me a little when i am trying to study and she comes and
― harbl, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
ok this is having a cat
― stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i think i prefer dogs tbh
― harbl, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
she was hunting a ladybug and i caught it for her and she acted like it was still right where she was staring and then she found it and sniffed it and it was making that gross ladybug smell and she went "nuf nuf nuf nuf nuf" trying to get the taste out of her mouth! LOL! then it walked toward her and she backed away slowly. this cat is a terrible hunter.
― harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link
but she did find a palmetto bug one morning and chased it under the door for me thanks cat
― harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
even though i was scared and said "kill it you idiot!"
btwhttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2449/3638808606_fbf3d7f221_o.jpg
― harbl, Thursday, 18 June 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
aw tbh
― s1ocki, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link
bashful! or maybe just sleepy.
― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
harbl, all these traits you mention are great reasons never to get a cat, if you ask me. People on dis thread may be right that this is the reality of feline partnership, but you can count me out.
Also there's no excuse for neurotic or bad behavior -- that means your cat is bored and/or unhappy, which is rly your fault for wanting something furry to sleep on your face and chase a laser pointer without considering that it might be more intelligent than you are. This tirade not directed at habrl or anyone here but at legions of urban cat owners who think their horribly behaved pets are appealing.
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
And who then whine that their cat doesn't love them enough because it bites and scratches.
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
huh?????? she's pretty happy and well-behaved 95% of the time
she's not my cat btw--i'm taking care of her until august
― harbl, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
cats are hunters. they will bite and scratch u sometimes even if u are besties.
― s1ocki, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
some are more finicky than others. i've been living my cat for 10 years and i know the subtle cues she gives when she doesn't want to be touched etc.
― s1ocki, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean living with my cat. haha
if cats don't like u u should not get a cat imo
― harbl, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3638106073_a744cf79a0_o.jpg
she was sleeping like that too ^
I've seen plenty of people get scratched, usually when they were mauling their own cats who clearly wanted to get down and run away. If what you really need is therapy and/or a hobby, please get one of those, and don't try to fill the void inside with a pet. Ugh clearly you can see this is a pet peeve of mine -- literally!
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
fill ur void inside w/ lolcats not real cats
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
what if the void is cat-shaped
― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
You don't own cat, cat owns you.
― sandcat dune buggy attack squad!! (leavethecapital), Thursday, 18 June 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
^first rule of cat ownership, basically
― latebloomer, Thursday, 18 June 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
catsittering a cat
― what a disaster for 1p3 (k3vin k.), Thursday, 18 June 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3626/3644506761_c23dddc19d_o.jpg
― harbl, Saturday, 20 June 2009 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
a cat, considering
― The Neb-U-Taunt Ball (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 June 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link
considering sending a gmail
― harbl, Saturday, 20 June 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i like to ask the cat questions but she never really answers
― harbl, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link
you can't handle the answers anyway
― more tang than an astronaut (bug), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
we had a very exciting time this morning chasing a palmetto bug around until i slapped it with a shoe and then i gave her a little high five
― harbl, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link
<3
― dorkus malorkus (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link
awww
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 June 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
smushed a silverfish and ate it. gross!
― harbl, Sunday, 12 July 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link
one time my parents' pug maggie came in from outside and had something slimy all over her face. I thought she'd puked but while cleaning it up I realized that she'd eaten a slug.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 12 July 2009 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link
i like this built in pest control!
― tehresa, Sunday, 12 July 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
she loooooves bugs
― harbl, Sunday, 12 July 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link
i made a list of all the thoughts she has. they are:
i love to look out the windowi love to chase bugsi love to play with paperi love to go inside a bag and sit there
that's it!
― harbl, Sunday, 12 July 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 12 July 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
you forgot:
i love to use the computer
― tehresa, Sunday, 12 July 2009 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link
― tehresa, Sunday, July 12, 2009 3:06 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
one time my kitty jumped on my desk and followed this housefly around, just watching it, and then suddenly *BAP* she swatted it down in mid-air and ate it. it was one of the coolest things i've ever seem.
― her soul a-wrecked-'em (latebloomer), Sunday, 12 July 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I've got a better story. I'm sitting in the computer room attempting to do some work when I hear a thumping sound coming out of the laundry room. I just assumed it was the cat playing with her little toy mouse, but instead she was trying to kill a bumblebee. I watched dumbfounded as she jumped about a foot into the air and swat the bee down to the floor like Andy Roddick smashing an ace serve past some hapless player. The bee bounced off the floor stunned or dead. The cat pounced on the bee and ate it in one quick gulp. Badass cat...
― sandcat dune buggy attack squad!! (leavethecapital), Sunday, 12 July 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
one time i thought bernard had gone nuts or had parkinsons or something cause he was just shaking his head around retardedly with an intense warrior face, and then i realized he was tracking THE WORLD'S SMALLEST BUG on the floor, seriously, smaller than a flea. He killed it of course, but its like how can i be proud
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Sunday, 12 July 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
,lolololklshawuklpegioseh wv
― bamcquern, Sunday, 12 July 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
― harbl
harbl, my cat conversations usually go like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHsb__t14iE&feature=related
― sandcat dune buggy attack squad!! (leavethecapital), Monday, 13 July 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link
dot internet is too slow to watch youtube. i will later but i would like to share some more things about this cat.
owner told me, she will only drink water out of this jar. so i was like yeah whatever and tried to give her water in a bowl. she was right, water out of jar only. but now i keep the jar filled with water and the cat is only sometimes satisfied with it. like she'll drink it if i remind her it's there but most of the time she will scavenge water from other places: leaky bathtub, toilet, jumping on the kitchen counter to drink out of dirty bowls in the sink, and her newest thing is jumping up to the bathroom sink and DEMANDING that i turn the water on. but she doesn't really drink that either, she just stares at the running water and puts a paw in and out of it until she gets bored. it's like a birdbath! what a weird cat
― harbl, Monday, 13 July 2009 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link