considering a cat

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a cat that doesn't perch is just a dog that purrs

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 June 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^adage machine

my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 June 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm just learning about cats. i think she is sulking in a corner since i ended her fun ; )

harbl, Sunday, 7 June 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

so cat was going on her nightly rampage where she uses furniture as her own little obstacle course and pretends she is a gymnast, and something slipped and she went flying through the air (like i saw her upside down in slow motion) and she tried to grab onto my arm and scratched it pretty deep. she is ok but i am i gonna get
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cat_scratch_fever_cover.jpg
please help

harbl, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh that's supposed to be
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Cat_scratch_fever_cover.jpg

harbl, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I really like the name George Benson for a cat. Or one...or the other.

the table is the table, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-a-Cat-Scratch

Neosporin tubes bear the warning "do no apply to animal bites," but that's a joke I think.

meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

it looks like it will heal, just slightly swollen. guess i'll just have to wait 7 to 14 days to see if symptoms appear!

harbl, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

plenty of time to get your headstone engraved!

meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

the worst part about a cat scratch is the itching. I've found that even if my cat doesn't break the skin or draw blood, the wound still swells up and starts feeling like one long mosquito bite. cats must have poison ivy toxins in their claws or something equally nasty.

meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link

lol at unregistered

got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

twice

got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

there's something on animal planet atm about ppl who raise tigers in their house, it's adorable

my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

cat has been a little terrorist these past few days. i'm mad at her.

harbl, Friday, 12 June 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

stop being mean to that cat

got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 June 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

we are not friends anymore

harbl, Friday, 12 June 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

was trying to teach her to stop biting me

"shit got heated"

harbl, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

my cat actually mauled me today and my chest was covered in blood, my bf freaked out and wanted to kill the cat

what did i do?

i rubbed the cat's belly and said i am so sorry u feel cranky today then i gave him 2 "caribbean catch" treats

stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

this is how u care for a cat

stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

ok 1--<3 @ ^

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

2--

stop being mean to that cat

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we are not friends anymore

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess we are friends again but she does annoy me a little when i am trying to study and she comes and

  • lays on top of my book
  • gets mad if i try to turn a page
  • tries to grab pen from my hand
  • will not let me highlight anything

harbl, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

ok this is having a cat

stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i think i prefer dogs tbh

harbl, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

she was hunting a ladybug and i caught it for her and she acted like it was still right where she was staring and then she found it and sniffed it and it was making that gross ladybug smell and she went "nuf nuf nuf nuf nuf" trying to get the taste out of her mouth! LOL! then it walked toward her and she backed away slowly. this cat is a terrible hunter.

harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link

but she did find a palmetto bug one morning and chased it under the door for me thanks cat

harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

even though i was scared and said "kill it you idiot!"

harbl, Monday, 15 June 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

btw
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2449/3638808606_fbf3d7f221_o.jpg

harbl, Thursday, 18 June 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

aw tbh

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

bashful! or maybe just sleepy.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

harbl, all these traits you mention are great reasons never to get a cat, if you ask me. People on dis thread may be right that this is the reality of feline partnership, but you can count me out.

Also there's no excuse for neurotic or bad behavior -- that means your cat is bored and/or unhappy, which is rly your fault for wanting something furry to sleep on your face and chase a laser pointer without considering that it might be more intelligent than you are. This tirade not directed at habrl or anyone here but at legions of urban cat owners who think their horribly behaved pets are appealing.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

And who then whine that their cat doesn't love them enough because it bites and scratches.

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

huh?????? she's pretty happy and well-behaved 95% of the time

she's not my cat btw--i'm taking care of her until august

harbl, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

cats are hunters. they will bite and scratch u sometimes even if u are besties.

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

some are more finicky than others. i've been living my cat for 10 years and i know the subtle cues she gives when she doesn't want to be touched etc.

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean living with my cat. haha

s1ocki, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

if cats don't like u u should not get a cat imo

harbl, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3638106073_a744cf79a0_o.jpg

harbl, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

she was sleeping like that too ^

harbl, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I've seen plenty of people get scratched, usually when they were mauling their own cats who clearly wanted to get down and run away. If what you really need is therapy and/or a hobby, please get one of those, and don't try to fill the void inside with a pet. Ugh clearly you can see this is a pet peeve of mine -- literally!

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

fill ur void inside w/ lolcats not real cats

johnny crunch, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

what if the void is cat-shaped

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

You don't own cat, cat owns you.

sandcat dune buggy attack squad!! (leavethecapital), Thursday, 18 June 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

^
first rule of cat ownership, basically

latebloomer, Thursday, 18 June 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

catsittering a cat

what a disaster for 1p3 (k3vin k.), Thursday, 18 June 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3626/3644506761_c23dddc19d_o.jpg

harbl, Saturday, 20 June 2009 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

a cat, considering

The Neb-U-Taunt Ball (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 June 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

considering sending a gmail

harbl, Saturday, 20 June 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i like to ask the cat questions but she never really answers

harbl, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link


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