wtf, CNN.com

meanwhile, US dockworkers have shut down one of the busiest port systems in the world in protest of the iraq war and cnn's got nuthin

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-ports2-2008may02,0,474763.story

estimated cost of west coast ports closing for one day: $1 billion

CNN.com Headline:

14th-century shipwreck laden with treasure found

* Story Highlights
* Geologists on a search for diamonds off Namibia stumble on a shipwreck
* Ship loaded with gold coins, elephant tusks, copper and cannons
* Ship dates to late 1400s- early 1500s, heyday of de Gama and Columbus
* Archaelogist speculates: Was captain on official business, or was he a pirate?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/05/01/Namibia.shipwreck.ap/index.html

Point to one thing wrong with that and you're smarter than the unpaid intern they replaced the full-time copy editor with.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lol

hahahahah

They fixed it (perhaps that intern lurks on ILE).

Video report on out of control binge drinking rising among women - alarm! Commercial leading into video - Miller LIte party time! Not joking.

Let's see if you get the same:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/05/01/newton.uk.drowning.controversy.cnn

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/05/01/tv.walters.affair.ap/index.html

wau

current headline:

Police: Mom found 'D.C. Madam' hanged herself

okay waht

I'm sure there was absolutely NO foul play involved in that one!

'D.C. Madam' found dead

Let the speculation fly!

Police: Mom found 'D.C. Madam' hanged herself

headline still up, still totally ungrammatical

CNN's also selling t-shirts of their headlines now.

http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/allshirts/index.html

holy shit

Ducks Get Police Escort Across 4 Lanes

What happened to the incest dad!?!?!

Incest Dad Gets Police Escort Into 4 Lanes

Incest Ducks Gets Police Escort Into 4 Lanes

"Shocking Ad Shows Real Waterboarding" lol

i'm gonna buy shirts for every headline that appears every day for a week

no i'm not

Incest dad stuck in a tree in Austria

k-i-s-s-i-n--------- oh i'm going to hell.

Say hi to incest dad when you get there!

here's the other irritating thing about cnn.com lately: why the fuck are so many news stories video only? I know cnn is a tv network, but most of these things have AP or reuters written news stories; please put those up as well. I'd rather not sit here at watch TV at work.

Teens texting, 'sexting' on cell phones

yea, I'd like to see the video as an embed like right justified inside the text story

http://i32.tinypic.com/w8amif.png

also not clear if 3rd headline refers to first headline or second

why no t-shirt for the dead thrown into rivers?

aren't the last two just sub-headlines for the first?

oh shit

i better start the RIP Mario thread

http://i25.tinypic.com/5ej05x.png

Mom's gift to kids: 'No!'

aw, sweet

Are you trying to soothe your child with things?

Jaime sticks to asking her mom for "important stuff -- like shoes," she says.

SMOTHER HER WITH SHOES

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm

TRACER HAND: why doesn't the BBC have a headline shirt business

I'm glad someone else noticed that story.

I'm psychic...I have that ESPN. My boobs can tell when it's going to rain.

Well, they can tell when it's raining.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/sci_nat_enl_1210267279/img/laun.jpg

WHERE DA TITTIES AT????

Dead voted off of 'Dancing with the Stars', Living wait for Aid

those baby tits are terrifying

More boobs need gapping yellow maws and protuberant bruises.

YELLOW NIPPLE VACUUM WILL PALPATE YOUR GLANS AWKWARDLY