WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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today i have decided that engagement fotos are fucked up

nice cage (m bison), Monday, 5 June 2017 23:44 (nine years ago)

otm

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 00:02 (nine years ago)

Also:

http://i.imgur.com/bFDk0d8.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:10 (nine years ago)

holy shit dolphin/porpoise proposals are a thing

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:18 (nine years ago)

porpoisals

nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:22 (nine years ago)

also lmao at people's fake indignation over the dolphin thing *throws down vegan card* what yall know about animal cruelty

nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:23 (nine years ago)

tbh after a porpoise does something like this, they can never return to the wild. you must then have them for dinner and claim it was tuna

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:24 (nine years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Tr8c8o5.jpg

้พœ, Monday, 19 June 2017 17:40 (eight years ago)

CARLEY: You know, Austin, Hatcher says high cholesterol runs in his family. Isn't that sad?

AUSTIN:

http://i.imgur.com/jUZXZZG.gif

pplains, Monday, 19 June 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

Austin = Mitch, btw.

pplains, Monday, 19 June 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

My dog is pregnant so we took maternity pictures ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/lPCJNXNfC2

— Ty'Air ๐Ÿฅ€ (@ViewsFromAveT) July 8, 2017

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Monday, 10 July 2017 04:24 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

So. Searching "Mississippi Engagement Photos" did not let me down.

https://i.imgur.com/vjHKX11.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/x95auIf.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/bwMHDra.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gMovza0.jpg

________________

https://i.imgur.com/0roAQDJ.jpg

- "So, it's a little awkward here, sitting here pretending to act casual while this professional photographer, Miss Erin, takes our picture out here on Murdoch Street, right?"
- "Know what's really gonna be awkward?"

________________

https://i.imgur.com/mVAcqGv.jpg

Part IV of our "Daymn, dat ass" series (1,
2, 3) Fella's got to hold himself up with the wall it's that intense.
https://i.imgur.com/mVAcqGv.jpg

________________

And we finally have a couple who completely understand what marriage, or "taking the plunge", is all about. Best of luck to ya, kids!

https://i.imgur.com/o8Aw53J.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gauM4o6.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 02:48 (eight years ago)

"this cliff. makes you think"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 02:59 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Vy4UM0D.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

lol

badg, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

ten months pass...

This is how we โ€œweddingโ€ in SE Arkansas. Itโ€™s a gravy fountain with biscuits on the side! pic.twitter.com/h9rDr2t0cW

— Melinda Mayo (@KATVMelinda) August 18, 2018

pplains, Saturday, 18 August 2018 22:58 (seven years ago)

Ok but I want that at my wedding

faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:03 (seven years ago)

i want to get married again to have that at my wedding

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:04 (seven years ago)

I was excited by the idea of a gravy fountain but I forgot - American gravy.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 18 August 2018 23:54 (seven years ago)

american gravy is still good though
itโ€™s just not the same good as Gravy Good

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2018 00:48 (seven years ago)

omg

a chips & gravy fountain wd be amazing

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2018 00:48 (seven years ago)

how we "wedding"?

incarcerated moonfaces (how's life), Sunday, 19 August 2018 01:10 (seven years ago)

I would accept "gravy" as a verb before I would "wedding".

pplains, Sunday, 19 August 2018 16:15 (seven years ago)

six months pass...
two weeks pass...

Insanely powerful vibes coming from this divorce photo shoot. pic.twitter.com/gtegCygnhl

— The Big Guy (@TSSteinbacher) March 29, 2019

kinder, Sunday, 31 March 2019 21:27 (seven years ago)

It would've helped if the word "divorce" was in the title: WE'RE SPLITTING UP !!! ! :-( :- :-| :-/ :-) :-D !!!

pplains, Sunday, 31 March 2019 21:37 (seven years ago)

Ah I thought I imagined that thread! I did search!

kinder, Sunday, 31 March 2019 22:41 (seven years ago)

eight months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/3y3hUfZ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/iMOU5kO.jpg

Iโ€™ve got you. As always.โค๏ธ pic.twitter.com/5OJDT3cDfw

— Douglas Emhoff (@douglasemhoff) December 3, 2019

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 23:04 (six years ago)

Second one is freaking me out. You're cornered girl, run like the wind! Was it the neolithic when tablets grew on rocks?

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 23:07 (six years ago)

one month passes...

In an era where everyone is getting married three times what you definitely want is video of your first proposal you canโ€™t scrub from the Internet pic.twitter.com/bN9d3QmbAS

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) January 7, 2020

pplains, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 21:45 (six years ago)

it's like a selfie stick mated with a middle finger

— Sam Eifling (@SamEifling) January 7, 2020

pplains, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 21:45 (six years ago)

For the past six months, he's been working with an illustrator to animate him and his girlfriend into her favorite movie

Then he filled a theater with her friends and family and popped the question

Cutest and the coolest proposal I've ever seen ๐Ÿ˜ญโค

pic.twitter.com/hisSn5JKnK

— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) January 10, 2020

pplains, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:32 (six years ago)

urgh

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 08:29 (six years ago)

one year passes...

What if we kissed... at the 9/11 Memorial?

https://i.imgur.com/3YVivZ9.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 12 September 2021 15:28 (four years ago)

probably my favorite wedding photo is that one where we're totally out of focus and far away

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 15:41 (four years ago)

surrounded with the names of the dead

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 15:41 (four years ago)

does anyone have that "we've been naughty" pregnancy reveal photo where someone has swapped the ultrasound for a picture of 9/11? original link is dead.

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 12 September 2021 15:43 (four years ago)

two years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/Hdbii7Z.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/KkDbuZ5.jpg

pplains, Monday, 23 October 2023 02:23 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Sxq1zP4.jpg

pplains, Monday, 23 October 2023 02:24 (two years ago)

nice day for a
beige wedding

oatly carmichael (m bison), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:27 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/RXjiUqY.jpg

pplains, Monday, 23 October 2023 02:27 (two years ago)

coupla breadsticks got hitched

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:48 (two years ago)

Carlsey Bibb? Carlsey Bibb. Carlsey. Bibb.

baths in the belfry (cat), Thursday, 26 October 2023 15:58 (two years ago)

"Wow, that's great," Caden exclaimed. "Thank you guys."

kinder, Thursday, 26 October 2023 16:18 (two years ago)

somebody looked down on the face of their innocent newborn baby and declared "her name is... Carlsey Bibb. lol"

baths in the belfry (cat), Friday, 27 October 2023 01:19 (two years ago)

her brother Bob

StanM, Friday, 27 October 2023 05:12 (two years ago)

(btw - I have no idea if she has a brother, it's just a joke)

StanM, Friday, 27 October 2023 05:16 (two years ago)

Bob Bibb is a very great man

and how could we forget Uncle Bubba Bibb

baths in the belfry (cat), Friday, 27 October 2023 08:44 (two years ago)


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