wtf, CNN.com

like seriously, talk about trivializing violence against women

the problem with the CNN headline is that they used the term "controversial" to describe the decision, like this was about miley cyrus smoking weed in an instagram video or something

this was in brazil btw

if you're wondering about the lenience of the sentence etc.

i know

brazil is one of the worst countries in latin america to be a woman and they have huge problems with prison overcrowding and are undergoing their worst ever depression

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/?iid=ob_lockedrail_topeditorial

like "ok haha" yes technically the byline is correct but doesn't reflect the actual satirical intent of the bill, meaning a buncha "omg America is so stupid" yuk yuks will share this tonight without reading it.

man can't believe he got a DUI and killed a zookeeper in the same week

http://i63.tinypic.com/3130l1w.png

Did I seriously just load the tinypic 404 graphic on a fresh post in 2017

http://i68.tinypic.com/veveza.jpg

Great use of filling 16x9 frame centered on 1x1 image.

http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/

different Tiger kills zookeeper? xpost

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-19%20at%201.58.59%20PM_zps2vrowceu.png

A veggie by any other name may actually get eaten
Not eating enough fruit led to to an estimated 7.5% diet-related cardiometabolic deaths in 2012, the researchers said in a recent study in JAMA. Two servings of fruit are recommended each day. A serving would equal one whole fruit, such as an entire banana, or one cup equivalent.

One-month sugar detox: Here's how to do it

Analysis: Kushner's fall from Secretary of Everything to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hahahaha wait

Analysis: Time to send Congress a message t('_'t)

McCabe: This is about Mueller and Trump's 'war on the FBI'

didn't know mueller had a war on the FBI

Analysis: The 14 most ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lines from Trump's 'Fox & Friends' interview

https://media.giphy.com/media/QQZgTehcKrD2w/giphy.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/CAE4C5EB-8BA2-40EC-BBBE-C9F9229AACD5_zpsmzaigtgr.jpeg

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/10/opinions/look-out-trump-china-is-stealing-africa-opinion-intl/index.html

renormalizing colonialism ... or maybe i guess just straight up admitting it never went out of style?

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/06/21/health/young-people-horn-skulls-trnd/index.html

https://nypost.com/2020/07/08/cant-get-a-facial-in-lockdown-try-a-butt-one-instead/

try a butt one

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Client Marian Shelley, 33, recently had her first booty facial and called it “luxurious.”

Got rid of the bootyflakez

i still can't get this out of my head

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is the maintenance visit for this butt facial, a couple of weeks later, called a rebuttal?

hey let’s all be cool and try a butt one

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/tentacles-manhattan-da-s-trump-probe-reach-former-bodyguard-calamari-n1271940

Tentacles of Manhattan DA's Trump probe reach former bodyguard Calamari

hah

This is the lead story on the entertainment page today:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/04/entertainment/lizzo-chris-evans-trnd/index.html

Clearly wtf, but also how great would it be if Lizzo and Chris Evans actually did have a baby together?

also I am still back on the booty facial

imagining Project Pat's voice chanting

TRY A BUTT ONE INSTEAD
TRY A BUTT ONE INSTEAD
TRY A BUTT ONE INSTEAD
TRY A BUTT ONE INSTEAD

https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2021/jul/15/little-red-corvette-hit-by-car-going-much-too-fast/

that gets a well-earned groan

https://i.imgur.com/LAmEzPN.jpg

hard go out there for a deaf kitty

try a butt one

guys i’ve tried so hard to get a facial in lockdown but i just can’t

so i’m going to try a butt one instead

Is it… a buttial?

big news on CNN.com

In the spotlight: Taylor Lautner makes rare comment about ex Taylor Swift that leaves his wife 'deceased'

CNN —

This is a true tale of Taylors, as actor Taylor Lautner’s wife, Taylor Dome, was all of us with her reaction to him spilling tea about that infamous Taylor Swift and Kanye West MTV VMAs moment.

In a video from their podcast “The Squeeze” posted Wednesday on Tik Tok, Dome asked Lautner, “If you could go back to one moment in your life, what moment would that be and what would you say to yourself?”

“Probably the 2009 VMAs, when I presented the award to Taylor and was unaware that the Kanye thing was not a skit,” he said, causing Dome to literally fall back in surprise and say, “I’m deceased.”

big if true

a tale of tres taylors

should try a butt one that might bring her back to life

I am DELIGHTED that this thread was bumped for this non-story, I have been laughing at it since I saw it

you are all of us with your reaction to taylor dome's reaction to him spilling tea

one taylor i never knew existed, one taylor i forgot existed, and another taylor over there saying "whaddya want from me?"