your terrible ideas

Rammstein record a cover version of Falco's 'Rock Me Amadeus'.

A parody of 'Star Wars: A New Hope' performed by the characters of UK children's TV show 'Rainbow', with Zippy as Darth Vader.

A colourful, vibrant community mural depicting a diverse group of children all staring at cellphones.

trenchant community murals

A colourful, vibrant community mural depicting a diverse group of children all staring at a wall.

Murders In the Dot.Org

Click 'M' for Murder

alt: Click 'M' for Murder

I Spit On Your Webcam

Rear Windows

I can't believe that I never posted any of the songs I've repurposed into ad jingles here (a la 'Gimme gimme Pop Secret'). This morning I transformed 'Sinnerman' into an epic about Cinnamon Toast Crunch ('Oh cinnamon where you gonna run to, oh cinnamon your sugar needs you', etc.). I should probably be shot or something, huh.

Nah I do this a lot but the lyrics are about our cats.

Sponsorship deal with the Pet Shop Boys on a vegetarian bacon brand called 'How Can You Expect To Be Bacon, Seriously?'

a+++

Followed by
I don't know what this is but I don't want it any more

haha kinder.

What have I done to deserve this?

Soya fish replacement ad:

This must be the plaice I waited years to leave

http://www.john-west.ie/uploads/products/ProductSmall_TunaChunksBrine.jpg

Life is peaceful there

I wouldn't normally eat this kind of thing

xp omg!

hang on, just realised Go West is already used on an advert :/

who cares? keep them coming

going with the fish replacement theme, bear with me

soya finger eh! I love you

I'm beginning to regret this

(That's not a PSB song afaik, but feel free to use it, guys)

'I'm Beginning To Regret This' was on Elysium, no?

I was trying to do something like 'Mycoprotein Culture' but I gave up in the end

not PSB, but that would work with this
https://open.spotify.com/track/4ecXunKQAn1IIJHSygkC15

I mean it may as well be PSB

Being Quorning

A show about a demonic sheriff missing the top of his head called Possession is Nine Tenths of the Law

lolllll

a remake of a japanese horror film starring a cartoon penguin...

Pingu Ringu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udjoXfrHpcU

I kind of semi-seriously want to set up an Indian vegetarian restaurant in Dublin called Dal Éireann.

a Food Network show where Fred Durst visits seafood restaurants around the world to sample and review their crab and lobster soups. title: Limp Bisque Crit

Soviet themed pinball game. Stalin/Lenin/Trotsky multiball, WWII/Cuban Missile Crisis/etc. modes, enemies banished to Siberia/peasants starved multipliers, Great Leap Forward extra ball

amazing idea

it kind of designs itself, right?

are you in the middle of the kotkin?

haha yes

it's great right? i'm impatient for the next volume.

seems perverse to say I'm enjoying reading about such grim events, but there it is. It's filling in a lot of gaps in my knowledge about various points - the convoluted Feb/Oct Revolution/WWI period has always been hard for me to wrap my head around, for example. I find myself referring to maps a lot while reading it lol.

Honestly, I think your idea was better.

http://i.imgur.com/nWQMgLj.jpg

could have a whole space program feature - Sputnik satellite/magnet picks up ball and orbits board. Nuclear arms negotiations for ramps (4 more to re-start SALT talks!)

i think you would really, really like the board game Twilight Struggle

it is a really good game. if anyone is in the philly area my copy does not get enough use.

I've played it once, like five years ago and it's still a vivid experience in my brain.

whoah wtf never heard of this

A rapper who literally murders another rapper named Baby Roc, then releases a single called "I Murdered Baby Roc" in which the lyrics are just a non-veiled, straightforward description of the events of the crime. After being found not guilty, the rapper releases another single called "I Beat the Charges (Even Though I Murdered Baby Roc)"

Netflix convinced me that you can climb mt everest without training if you have enough money and weather is good. So I had an idea for a website where you pick a date to climb everest at least 1 year in advance. When the time comes, it looks up the weather on mt everest and reports back to you whether you climbed everest or died.