WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

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How is helium babby formed

Trump le Monde (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2016 11:44 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20161114/rs_600x600-161214122355-600.ryan-lochte.cm.121416.jpg

gass mccoombes (qiqing), Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

the We're Expecting announcement that makes everyone in the family feel weird

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:20 (nine years ago)

or just... everyone, period

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 December 2016 02:30 (nine years ago)

this is what the baby from the nirvana album looks like now

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 16 December 2016 03:37 (nine years ago)

smells like a bad idea

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 December 2016 05:13 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

what https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C286-H6UAAAYz8C.jpg

malcolm brogdon #nbavote (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:21 (nine years ago)

honey im feeling a little bloated

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:29 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/CharlesFinch/status/823942113838542848

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:41 (nine years ago)

(I posted this to the parenting board yesterday)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:41 (nine years ago)

there's no chance that it tells u the gender is there

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:45 (nine years ago)

how would a piss test do that?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:48 (nine years ago)

idk maybe new tech - i didn't know until last week that they could tell gender from blood work now! (uh, hint.)

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:55 (nine years ago)

!

rly? yay mordy then?

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:58 (nine years ago)

obvs on the dl for now but yes await further reports (& uh all ilxors invited when such a thing may happen:p)

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:00 (nine years ago)

<3 hope all goes well, will keep on the dl

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:01 (nine years ago)

heyo! mazel tov

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:02 (nine years ago)

(I posted this to the parenting board yesterday)

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 4:41 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

being a not-parent, i didn't see that, but yeah i did steal it from that tweet

malcolm brogdon #nbavote (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:11 (nine years ago)

I don't even think that company's around anymore. https://www.omega-pharma.com/en/segmenten_en

Wonder why.

(I know this is likely translated from Dutch, but c'mon.)

Predictor is a brand name with an impressive heritage and a strong reputation. Initially, the brand referred exclusively to pregnancy tests, but nowadays the assortment also includes other products for self-diagnosis and products to help couples with a wish to have a child to achieve their dream.

pplains, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:22 (nine years ago)

Mazel tov!!! I have never celebrated this particular simcha because I am too old to have babby-having friends, apparently:(

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:24 (nine years ago)

nb point of interest in my community we don't say MT until the actual event bc of ayin hara / evil eye, instead the commonly accepted phrase is b'sha'a tova ('in a good time') but appreciate anyway warm feelings <3

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:35 (nine years ago)

oh I take it back, and thank you for telling me :)

b'sha'a tova!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:40 (nine years ago)

Congrats Mordy!!

Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 January 2017 09:10 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jECsfER.jpg

Kind of a weird way to announce you're having septuplets, but ok?

http://i.imgur.com/mO9vwz2.jpg

And hey look, they're apparently having twins.

http://i.imgur.com/a53fWqR.jpg

That's not my father. That's just my reflection.

http://i.imgur.com/D9jKHgj.jpg

Always thought Caesarians were a little messier.

http://i.imgur.com/RUlhm3t.jpg

Getting tired of these yet?

http://i.imgur.com/vPE0uvO.jpg

Got

http://i.imgur.com/vFqYfMo.jpg

To

http://i.imgur.com/AF99rUG.png

Catch

http://i.imgur.com/wfLTZsJ.jpg

Them

http://i.imgur.com/264HRAA.jpg

All!

pplains, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:20 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/J1BETHa.jpg

And I don't even know if this is a pregnancy photo or not. Time to do some unexpecting.

pplains, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:21 (nine years ago)

These cheered me up tonight! Lol!!!

*tera, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 06:30 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/JNlhE5G.jpg?1

pplains, Saturday, 18 February 2017 01:44 (nine years ago)

the camera? his capacity to humiliate his unborn child?

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 February 2017 02:27 (nine years ago)

Dudes in a wheelchair

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 02:40 (nine years ago)

?

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 02:40 (nine years ago)

oh whoa did not see that

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:06 (nine years ago)

.....How?

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:29 (nine years ago)

I didn't notice it at first either

example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:47 (nine years ago)

I think I was too focused on trying to convince my brain that it wasn't Paul Reubens in the photo

example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:48 (nine years ago)

Fair. I guess the combo of his being seated and the actual message made it an obvious thing to look for for me

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 04:01 (nine years ago)

family jewels pretty resilient eh

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 04:31 (nine years ago)

seven months pass...

My mans really took a pitch on a gender reveal 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/R2ZGG9Y2SX

— Insane Athletes (@Insane_Athletes) July 17, 2017

pplains, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 00:02 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

Starting to miss the days before ultrasound.

https://i.imgur.com/o2YU62s.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 21 October 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

I take it only one of them likes black olives?

sarahell, Saturday, 21 October 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

Maybe they put “girl” on one side and then “boy” on the other (potentially a different topping?) and then took off the “boy” side when they heard the news?

Currently (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 October 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

who puts olives on afterbirth anyway

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 October 2017 02:04 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

I don't understand what straight people think babies are pic.twitter.com/ezHTkR1qX3

— Onson Sweemey (@ChurchCarlton) February 19, 2018

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:17 (eight years ago)

luv2force traditional gender roles on my developing foetus

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:23 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/LLSMG7K.jpg

"Sorry. Gotta go back to the house to get my tiara."

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:25 (eight years ago)

Alternately,

https://i.imgur.com/LOkjjnd.jpg

"Sorry. Gotta go back to the house to get my tiara."

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:31 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECE86WwWswI

pplains, Saturday, 26 May 2018 00:32 (eight years ago)

oddly mesmerizing

niels, Sunday, 27 May 2018 13:52 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dea1fkCX0AEekcg.jpg:large

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:53 (eight years ago)

Those naughty hets

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:59 (eight years ago)

they haven't really been naughty their pinkies aren't at the corner of their mouths

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 05:24 (eight years ago)


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