Today, personally, it's having had to do woodwork rather than home ec in 1995 maybe in the alternative universe my pearl barley today woulda come out partways edible
Fuck the cistem
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:46 (nine years ago)
Slightly off-canon, but
http://i.imgur.com/zBS1yWi.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 5 November 2016 03:27 (nine years ago)
How is helium babby formed
― Trump le Monde (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2016 11:44 (nine years ago)
http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20161114/rs_600x600-161214122355-600.ryan-lochte.cm.121416.jpg
― gass mccoombes (qiqing), Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)
the We're Expecting announcement that makes everyone in the family feel weird
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:20 (nine years ago)
or just... everyone, period
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 December 2016 02:30 (nine years ago)
this is what the baby from the nirvana album looks like now
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 16 December 2016 03:37 (nine years ago)
smells like a bad idea
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 December 2016 05:13 (nine years ago)
what https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C286-H6UAAAYz8C.jpg
― malcolm brogdon #nbavote (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:21 (nine years ago)
honey im feeling a little bloated
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:29 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/CharlesFinch/status/823942113838542848
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:41 (nine years ago)
(I posted this to the parenting board yesterday)
there's no chance that it tells u the gender is there
― Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:45 (nine years ago)
how would a piss test do that?
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:48 (nine years ago)
idk maybe new tech - i didn't know until last week that they could tell gender from blood work now! (uh, hint.)
― Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:55 (nine years ago)
!
rly? yay mordy then?
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:58 (nine years ago)
obvs on the dl for now but yes await further reports (& uh all ilxors invited when such a thing may happen:p)
― Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:00 (nine years ago)
<3 hope all goes well, will keep on the dl
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:01 (nine years ago)
heyo! mazel tov
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:02 (nine years ago)
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 4:41 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
being a not-parent, i didn't see that, but yeah i did steal it from that tweet
― malcolm brogdon #nbavote (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:11 (nine years ago)
I don't even think that company's around anymore. https://www.omega-pharma.com/en/segmenten_en
Wonder why.
(I know this is likely translated from Dutch, but c'mon.)
Predictor is a brand name with an impressive heritage and a strong reputation. Initially, the brand referred exclusively to pregnancy tests, but nowadays the assortment also includes other products for self-diagnosis and products to help couples with a wish to have a child to achieve their dream.
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:22 (nine years ago)
Mazel tov!!! I have never celebrated this particular simcha because I am too old to have babby-having friends, apparently:(
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:24 (nine years ago)
nb point of interest in my community we don't say MT until the actual event bc of ayin hara / evil eye, instead the commonly accepted phrase is b'sha'a tova ('in a good time') but appreciate anyway warm feelings <3
― Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:35 (nine years ago)
oh I take it back, and thank you for telling me :)
b'sha'a tova!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:40 (nine years ago)
Congrats Mordy!!
― Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 January 2017 09:10 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/jECsfER.jpg
Kind of a weird way to announce you're having septuplets, but ok?
http://i.imgur.com/mO9vwz2.jpg
And hey look, they're apparently having twins.
http://i.imgur.com/a53fWqR.jpg
That's not my father. That's just my reflection.
http://i.imgur.com/D9jKHgj.jpg
Always thought Caesarians were a little messier.
http://i.imgur.com/RUlhm3t.jpg
Getting tired of these yet?
http://i.imgur.com/vPE0uvO.jpg
Got
http://i.imgur.com/vFqYfMo.jpg
To
http://i.imgur.com/AF99rUG.png
Catch
http://i.imgur.com/wfLTZsJ.jpg
Them
http://i.imgur.com/264HRAA.jpg
All!
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:20 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/J1BETHa.jpg
And I don't even know if this is a pregnancy photo or not. Time to do some unexpecting.
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:21 (nine years ago)
These cheered me up tonight! Lol!!!
― *tera, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 06:30 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/JNlhE5G.jpg?1
― pplains, Saturday, 18 February 2017 01:44 (nine years ago)
the camera? his capacity to humiliate his unborn child?
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 February 2017 02:27 (nine years ago)
Dudes in a wheelchair
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 02:40 (nine years ago)
?
oh whoa did not see that
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:06 (nine years ago)
.....How?
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:29 (nine years ago)
I didn't notice it at first either
― example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:47 (nine years ago)
I think I was too focused on trying to convince my brain that it wasn't Paul Reubens in the photo
― example (crüt), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:48 (nine years ago)
Fair. I guess the combo of his being seated and the actual message made it an obvious thing to look for for me
― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 04:01 (nine years ago)
family jewels pretty resilient eh
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 18 February 2017 04:31 (nine years ago)
My mans really took a pitch on a gender reveal 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/R2ZGG9Y2SX— Insane Athletes (@Insane_Athletes) July 17, 2017
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 00:02 (eight years ago)
Starting to miss the days before ultrasound.
https://i.imgur.com/o2YU62s.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 21 October 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)
I take it only one of them likes black olives?
― sarahell, Saturday, 21 October 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)
Maybe they put “girl” on one side and then “boy” on the other (potentially a different topping?) and then took off the “boy” side when they heard the news?
― Currently (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 October 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)
who puts olives on afterbirth anyway
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 October 2017 02:04 (eight years ago)
I don't understand what straight people think babies are pic.twitter.com/ezHTkR1qX3— Onson Sweemey (@ChurchCarlton) February 19, 2018
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:17 (eight years ago)
luv2force traditional gender roles on my developing foetus
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:23 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/LLSMG7K.jpg
"Sorry. Gotta go back to the house to get my tiara."
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:25 (eight years ago)
Alternately,
https://i.imgur.com/LOkjjnd.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:31 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECE86WwWswI
― pplains, Saturday, 26 May 2018 00:32 (eight years ago)
oddly mesmerizing
― niels, Sunday, 27 May 2018 13:52 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dea1fkCX0AEekcg.jpg:large
― you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:53 (eight years ago)