WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

thanks all!

http://i.imgur.com/6D0QvZa.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8xLuSMz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4WDhLcD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7E9HQE1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WDSFvSU.jpg

https://img0.etsystatic.com/128/1/8600799/il_340x270.887007654_q2js.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6d/65/52/6d6552d5d35839d5784d73eceb6b66ca.jpg

Nothing makes me madder at the cisnormative gender binary than this thread

yeah i feel genuinely bad for these future children with sexist parents

Nothing?

I mean, not today, at least.

Fair, fair

Today, personally, it's having had to do woodwork rather than home ec in 1995 maybe in the alternative universe my pearl barley today woulda come out partways edible

Fuck the cistem

Slightly off-canon, but

http://i.imgur.com/zBS1yWi.gif

How is helium babby formed

http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20161114/rs_600x600-161214122355-600.ryan-lochte.cm.121416.jpg

the We're Expecting announcement that makes everyone in the family feel weird

or just... everyone, period

this is what the baby from the nirvana album looks like now

smells like a bad idea

what https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C286-H6UAAAYz8C.jpg

honey im feeling a little bloated

https://twitter.com/CharlesFinch/status/823942113838542848

(I posted this to the parenting board yesterday)

there's no chance that it tells u the gender is there

how would a piss test do that?

idk maybe new tech - i didn't know until last week that they could tell gender from blood work now! (uh, hint.)

!

rly? yay mordy then?

obvs on the dl for now but yes await further reports (& uh all ilxors invited when such a thing may happen:p)

<3 hope all goes well, will keep on the dl

heyo! mazel tov

(I posted this to the parenting board yesterday)

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 4:41 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

being a not-parent, i didn't see that, but yeah i did steal it from that tweet

I don't even think that company's around anymore. https://www.omega-pharma.com/en/segmenten_en

Wonder why.

(I know this is likely translated from Dutch, but c'mon.)

Predictor is a brand name with an impressive heritage and a strong reputation. Initially, the brand referred exclusively to pregnancy tests, but nowadays the assortment also includes other products for self-diagnosis and products to help couples with a wish to have a child to achieve their dream.

Mazel tov!!! I have never celebrated this particular simcha because I am too old to have babby-having friends, apparently:(

nb point of interest in my community we don't say MT until the actual event bc of ayin hara / evil eye, instead the commonly accepted phrase is b'sha'a tova ('in a good time') but appreciate anyway warm feelings <3

oh I take it back, and thank you for telling me :)

b'sha'a tova!

Congrats Mordy!!

http://i.imgur.com/jECsfER.jpg

Kind of a weird way to announce you're having septuplets, but ok?

http://i.imgur.com/mO9vwz2.jpg

And hey look, they're apparently having twins.

http://i.imgur.com/a53fWqR.jpg

That's not my father. That's just my reflection.

http://i.imgur.com/D9jKHgj.jpg

Always thought Caesarians were a little messier.

http://i.imgur.com/RUlhm3t.jpg

Getting tired of these yet?

http://i.imgur.com/vPE0uvO.jpg

Got

http://i.imgur.com/vFqYfMo.jpg

To

http://i.imgur.com/AF99rUG.png

Catch

http://i.imgur.com/wfLTZsJ.jpg

Them

http://i.imgur.com/264HRAA.jpg

All!

http://i.imgur.com/J1BETHa.jpg

And I don't even know if this is a pregnancy photo or not. Time to do some unexpecting.

These cheered me up tonight! Lol!!!

http://i.imgur.com/JNlhE5G.jpg?1

the camera? his capacity to humiliate his unborn child?

Dudes in a wheelchair

?

oh whoa did not see that

.....How?

I didn't notice it at first either

I think I was too focused on trying to convince my brain that it wasn't Paul Reubens in the photo

Fair. I guess the combo of his being seated and the actual message made it an obvious thing to look for for me

family jewels pretty resilient eh

My mans really took a pitch on a gender reveal 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/R2ZGG9Y2SX

— Insane Athletes (@Insane_Athletes) July 17, 2017

Starting to miss the days before ultrasound.

https://i.imgur.com/o2YU62s.jpg

I take it only one of them likes black olives?