WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

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aw!

how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 14:44 (nine years ago)

<3

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:36 (nine years ago)

you really should have taken your shirt off and drawn something on your belly though

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)

frogbb

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 14 October 2016 15:53 (nine years ago)

awesome congrats, fb.

pplains, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:24 (nine years ago)

However, this is still the 1p3G thread "WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!" so I have to ask - is that your reenactment of the conception?

pplains, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)

bsha'a tova big <3's frog-man

Mordy, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)

Gratsbs

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Friday, 14 October 2016 17:39 (nine years ago)

thanks all!

frogbs, Friday, 14 October 2016 17:43 (nine years ago)

https://img0.etsystatic.com/128/1/8600799/il_340x270.887007654_q2js.jpg

soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:54 (nine years ago)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6d/65/52/6d6552d5d35839d5784d73eceb6b66ca.jpg

soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:02 (nine years ago)

Nothing makes me madder at the cisnormative gender binary than this thread

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:52 (nine years ago)

yeah i feel genuinely bad for these future children with sexist parents

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 16 October 2016 22:55 (nine years ago)

Nothing?

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:03 (nine years ago)

I mean, not today, at least.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:18 (nine years ago)

Fair, fair

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:44 (nine years ago)

Today, personally, it's having had to do woodwork rather than home ec in 1995 maybe in the alternative universe my pearl barley today woulda come out partways edible

Fuck the cistem

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 October 2016 23:46 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Slightly off-canon, but

http://i.imgur.com/zBS1yWi.gif

pplains, Saturday, 5 November 2016 03:27 (nine years ago)

How is helium babby formed

Trump le Monde (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2016 11:44 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20161114/rs_600x600-161214122355-600.ryan-lochte.cm.121416.jpg

gass mccoombes (qiqing), Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

the We're Expecting announcement that makes everyone in the family feel weird

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:20 (nine years ago)

or just... everyone, period

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 December 2016 02:30 (nine years ago)

this is what the baby from the nirvana album looks like now

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 16 December 2016 03:37 (nine years ago)

smells like a bad idea

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 December 2016 05:13 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

what https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C286-H6UAAAYz8C.jpg

malcolm brogdon #nbavote (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:21 (nine years ago)

honey im feeling a little bloated

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:29 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/CharlesFinch/status/823942113838542848

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:41 (nine years ago)

(I posted this to the parenting board yesterday)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:41 (nine years ago)

there's no chance that it tells u the gender is there

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:45 (nine years ago)

how would a piss test do that?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:48 (nine years ago)

idk maybe new tech - i didn't know until last week that they could tell gender from blood work now! (uh, hint.)

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:55 (nine years ago)

!

rly? yay mordy then?

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:58 (nine years ago)

obvs on the dl for now but yes await further reports (& uh all ilxors invited when such a thing may happen:p)

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:00 (nine years ago)

<3 hope all goes well, will keep on the dl

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:01 (nine years ago)

heyo! mazel tov

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:02 (nine years ago)

(I posted this to the parenting board yesterday)

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 4:41 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

being a not-parent, i didn't see that, but yeah i did steal it from that tweet

malcolm brogdon #nbavote (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:11 (nine years ago)

I don't even think that company's around anymore. https://www.omega-pharma.com/en/segmenten_en

Wonder why.

(I know this is likely translated from Dutch, but c'mon.)

Predictor is a brand name with an impressive heritage and a strong reputation. Initially, the brand referred exclusively to pregnancy tests, but nowadays the assortment also includes other products for self-diagnosis and products to help couples with a wish to have a child to achieve their dream.

pplains, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:22 (nine years ago)

Mazel tov!!! I have never celebrated this particular simcha because I am too old to have babby-having friends, apparently:(

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:24 (nine years ago)

nb point of interest in my community we don't say MT until the actual event bc of ayin hara / evil eye, instead the commonly accepted phrase is b'sha'a tova ('in a good time') but appreciate anyway warm feelings <3

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:35 (nine years ago)

oh I take it back, and thank you for telling me :)

b'sha'a tova!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:40 (nine years ago)

Congrats Mordy!!

Eine Kleine Nakh Musik (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 January 2017 09:10 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jECsfER.jpg

Kind of a weird way to announce you're having septuplets, but ok?

http://i.imgur.com/mO9vwz2.jpg

And hey look, they're apparently having twins.

http://i.imgur.com/a53fWqR.jpg

That's not my father. That's just my reflection.

http://i.imgur.com/D9jKHgj.jpg

Always thought Caesarians were a little messier.

http://i.imgur.com/RUlhm3t.jpg

Getting tired of these yet?

http://i.imgur.com/vPE0uvO.jpg

Got

http://i.imgur.com/vFqYfMo.jpg

To

http://i.imgur.com/AF99rUG.png

Catch

http://i.imgur.com/wfLTZsJ.jpg

Them

http://i.imgur.com/264HRAA.jpg

All!

pplains, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:20 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/J1BETHa.jpg

And I don't even know if this is a pregnancy photo or not. Time to do some unexpecting.

pplains, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 03:21 (nine years ago)

These cheered me up tonight! Lol!!!

*tera, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 06:30 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/JNlhE5G.jpg?1

pplains, Saturday, 18 February 2017 01:44 (nine years ago)

the camera? his capacity to humiliate his unborn child?

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 February 2017 02:27 (nine years ago)

Dudes in a wheelchair

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 02:40 (nine years ago)

?

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 February 2017 02:40 (nine years ago)

oh whoa did not see that

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 February 2017 03:06 (nine years ago)


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