hyperbole, by j0rdan s.

bars are fun places to watch sports imo

watching sports is for sociopaths

(feel like I'm channeling j0rdan on that one)

jordan loves sports more than anyone on this board lol

j0rdan does in fact watch sports

i've been to a bar with goole. it was good.

i don't hate all bars, but i feel like most bars are actively terrible places. when i find a good one i try to stick with it, though half the time i'd rather just invite friends over and hang out on the porch.

sarge has been to my place exactly once when he's in town and it has never occurred to me to meet anywhere except at a bar

I've plenty of booze at home but I like bars! I like overhearing conversations and often get more reading done.

reading in bars is a v underrated pleasure

I feel like we rate it correctly on ilx which is cool. Not all bars are for reading, obv

yah if I can I usually arrive a half hour early so I can drink a cocktail alone w/my book

sounds like j0rdan hangs out mostly in sports bars, which I agree are pathetic

the key is to find a chill and moderately populated bar w/a friendly but unintrusive clientele

j0rdan and I usually meet at a relatively quiet "gastropub" idk

the thing is, I'd still rather meet friends at bars b/c I can leave when I want whereas if they come over it's rude to throw them out

^^^

lol I was going to post that but held back the impulse

i've been to a bar with goole. it was good.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, August 12, 2016 2:43 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

come back!

everyone

also: most of my straight friends have kids so going to a bar is an escape.

I'd totally chill w/goole at a bar

up here we're double the mosqitos, none of the zika

not sure why a bar has to be "fun" and not just functional. is your favorite restaurant "fun?" if it is, then is your favorite restaurant applebee's? because it has a "bar" you could hang out at :)

not really serious there, just spitballing

It's not about "fun", it's about other people being annoying. and the music is too loud.

sorry I know you weren't serious

How come everyone's gone to the bar with goole.

When caek came to town, we didn't take him to a bar. We met him at a tavern.

i only see him at former blogger bars

j0rdan being almost thirty is a where tf did the time go

it's no crutis getting married but yeah

crut is getting married?

hi this board started over 15 years ago and we are all old as fuck, thought we established this

speak for yourself

^^^soon to be the only critic standing up for dylan's 80's records

only one recod

record

thanks for reading guys :-)

sarge has been to my place exactly once when he's in town and it has never occurred to me to meet anywhere except at a bar

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, August 12, 2016 3:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this is true but the one bar we usually go to is effectively a restaurant

i don't hate all bars, but i feel like most bars are actively terrible places. when i find a good one i try to stick with it, though half the time i'd rather just invite friends over and hang out on the porch.

― nomar, Friday, August 12, 2016 3:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this about sums it up

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i blame peter thiel

heh

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:)

wtf @ shaggy

where's the lord custos tribute thread

starbucks cold brew makes me feel crazier than cocaine

how about cocktails?

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You've lived here for several years, come now

yogurt smells worse than BO to me