More like pelican't, amirite?
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)
rolling marine critters in distress thread:
yeah that's not the title if I wanted to hear about the fucking white house I wouldn't be looking at cnn.com now would I
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)
dangling pelican vs dangling Reverend
-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, May 1, 2008 1:04 PM (Thursday, May 1, 2008 1:04 PM) Bookmark Link
um, what?
― gabbneb, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
reverend wright
― cutty, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:18 (eighteen years ago)
he's lettin it hang out.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
Kelly Tilghman?
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
meanwhile, US dockworkers have shut down one of the busiest port systems in the world in protest of the iraq war and cnn's got nuthin
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-ports2-2008may02,0,474763.story
― Edward III, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
estimated cost of west coast ports closing for one day: $1 billion
― Edward III, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
CNN.com Headline:
14th-century shipwreck laden with treasure found
* Story Highlights * Geologists on a search for diamonds off Namibia stumble on a shipwreck * Ship loaded with gold coins, elephant tusks, copper and cannons * Ship dates to late 1400s- early 1500s, heyday of de Gama and Columbus * Archaelogist speculates: Was captain on official business, or was he a pirate?
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/05/01/Namibia.shipwreck.ap/index.html
Point to one thing wrong with that and you're smarter than the unpaid intern they replaced the full-time copy editor with.
― burt_stanton, Thursday, 1 May 2008 18:48 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 18:50 (eighteen years ago)
lol
― deej, Thursday, 1 May 2008 18:57 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahah
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:03 (eighteen years ago)
They fixed it (perhaps that intern lurks on ILE).
― o. nate, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:05 (eighteen years ago)
Video report on out of control binge drinking rising among women - alarm! Commercial leading into video - Miller LIte party time! Not joking.
― Super Cub, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:13 (eighteen years ago)
Let's see if you get the same:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/05/01/newton.uk.drowning.controversy.cnn
― Super Cub, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:14 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/05/01/tv.walters.affair.ap/index.html
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:43 (eighteen years ago)
wau
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:46 (eighteen years ago)
current headline:
Police: Mom found 'D.C. Madam' hanged herself
― abanana, Thursday, 1 May 2008 20:42 (eighteen years ago)
okay waht
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 20:44 (eighteen years ago)
I'm sure there was absolutely NO foul play involved in that one!
― Nhex, Thursday, 1 May 2008 20:52 (eighteen years ago)
'D.C. Madam' found dead
Let the speculation fly!
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:04 (eighteen years ago)
headline still up, still totally ungrammatical
― abanana, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:59 (eighteen years ago)
CNN's also selling t-shirts of their headlines now.
― milo z, Friday, 2 May 2008 00:27 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/allshirts/index.html
― milo z, Friday, 2 May 2008 00:28 (eighteen years ago)
holy shit
― deeznuts, Friday, 2 May 2008 00:36 (eighteen years ago)
Ducks Get Police Escort Across 4 Lanes
― Abbott, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:27 (eighteen years ago)
What happened to the incest dad!?!?!
― David R., Friday, 2 May 2008 05:34 (eighteen years ago)
Incest Dad Gets Police Escort Into 4 Lanes
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:53 (eighteen years ago)
Incest Ducks Gets Police Escort Into 4 Lanes
― latebloomer, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:02 (eighteen years ago)
"Shocking Ad Shows Real Waterboarding" lol
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:12 (eighteen years ago)
i'm gonna buy shirts for every headline that appears every day for a week
― akm, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:26 (eighteen years ago)
no i'm not
Incest dad stuck in a tree in Austria
― StanM, Friday, 2 May 2008 10:19 (eighteen years ago)
k-i-s-s-i-n--------- oh i'm going to hell.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 2 May 2008 14:25 (eighteen years ago)
Say hi to incest dad when you get there!
― David R., Friday, 2 May 2008 15:15 (eighteen years ago)
here's the other irritating thing about cnn.com lately: why the fuck are so many news stories video only? I know cnn is a tv network, but most of these things have AP or reuters written news stories; please put those up as well. I'd rather not sit here at watch TV at work.
― akm, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:19 (eighteen years ago)
Teens texting, 'sexting' on cell phones
― abanana, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:27 (eighteen years ago)
yea, I'd like to see the video as an embed like right justified inside the text story
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 03:54 (eighteen years ago)
http://i32.tinypic.com/w8amif.png
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:30 (eighteen years ago)
also not clear if 3rd headline refers to first headline or second
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:31 (eighteen years ago)
why no t-shirt for the dead thrown into rivers?
― akm, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:47 (eighteen years ago)
aren't the last two just sub-headlines for the first?
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:49 (eighteen years ago)
oh shit
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:50 (eighteen years ago)
i better start the RIP Mario thread
http://i25.tinypic.com/5ej05x.png
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:52 (eighteen years ago)
Mom's gift to kids: 'No!'
aw, sweet
― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:43 (eighteen years ago)
Are you trying to soothe your child with things?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:49 (eighteen years ago)
Jaime sticks to asking her mom for "important stuff -- like shoes," she says.
SMOTHER HER WITH SHOES
― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:58 (eighteen years ago)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm
TRACER HAND: why doesn't the BBC have a headline shirt business
― El Tomboto, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:40 (eighteen years ago)
I'm glad someone else noticed that story.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:40 (eighteen years ago)