How long until there's some Trump related parody of POTUSA's "Lump"? That seems like a terrible idea.
― joygoat, Sunday, 26 June 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link
Google 'POTUSA's "Lump"' - it's the first result.
― I'm part of the 48.1 percent (snoball), Sunday, 26 June 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link
https://soundcloud.com/voiceoverdan/trump
― I'm part of the 48.1 percent (snoball), Sunday, 26 June 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link
A jazz duo record featuring Tommy Flanagan and Menachem Begin called Begin' for Flanagan.
Follow up is called Flanagan Begin Again
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 1 July 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link
clothing line/store for stylish dads called Miami Dad County
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, November 26, 2014 11:40 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
MDC, Inc. is introducing its new youth-oriented line in 2017, Emperor Constant Teen
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link
A mash-up of a sped-up Imperial March from Star Wars and 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' from Mary Poppins.
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Sunday, 24 July 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link
Playground webcams so that parents could see how crowded area playgrounds are before leaving home
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 06:51 (seven years ago) link
^ perfectly encapsulates exactly what this thread is all about.
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link
Public bathroom cams so you can make sure they're not disgusting before walking in
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link
A dishwasher launderette. Take a big box of your dirty crockery, load 'em up, kick back for an hour or two.
― chad valley of the shadow of death (ledge), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link
An indie dramedy about a workaholic civil servant where the only music is the iOS "Playtime" tone and variations thereof
― El Tomboto, Friday, 5 August 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link
for non iphone users: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3gfu6hkbvY
― El Tomboto, Friday, 5 August 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link
Terrible idea: sell ringtones that are samples of rhythm presets from 90s Casio keyboards.
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 5 August 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link
that's a great idea
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 5 August 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link
We had this one at home, and I'd love the demo song as my ringtonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUAHru53P0w
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 5 August 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link
"Breakaway" musical equipment -- basically guitars, amps etc. that are designed to "break" on stage when you smash them but actually survive, e.g. the guitar is pre-split and held together by wires or something.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 12 August 2016 14:17 (seven years ago) link
Like Crash Test Dummy action playsets! A good idea.
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Friday, 12 August 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link
A German themed barber's shop called Herr Cut.
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 12 August 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link
A bluetooth controller for DJ software shaped like the T12 Speechtool mobile phone from Nathan Barley.
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 12 August 2016 14:42 (seven years ago) link
a trolling/prank site sort of in the style of LMGTFY called "GoFundYourself" -- like you would link to it every time someone hits you up with an annoying gofundme.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 18 August 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link
hahaha I like that
― kinder, Thursday, 18 August 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link
This was an Invention Exchange on an old MST3K episode!
― Sharia Laws and Lambchop (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 18 August 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link
it's very possible I saw that episode and the idea was in the recesses of my brain as a result. I watched a lot of that show when I was younger.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 18 August 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link
a boardwalk style t-shirt that says "Privilege Inspector"
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 19 August 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link
Asocial "Just Us" Warrior
― Two Kisses and Three Wet Mouths (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 August 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link
more broadly I feel like Social Justice Boardwalk Tees is a good terrible idea
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 19 August 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link
Suns Out Buns Out...Is Not An Invitation to Harass Me
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 19 August 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link
I've just eaten a Sainsbury's raspberry tiramisu - basically a regular tiramisu, except that underneath the regular cocoa/marscapone/Marsala top half, instead of coffee liqueur soaked sponge, it had mashed up raspberries and regular sponge. My terrible idea it to do the reverse of that, so the coffee liqueur soaked sponge is topped with a layer of English style yellow custard and then a layer of whipped cream topped with hundreds and thousands.
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Saturday, 20 August 2016 08:41 (seven years ago) link
Your edible ideas
― kinder, Saturday, 20 August 2016 09:49 (seven years ago) link
A vampire movie set in depressing clubs where they have like foam parties and shit, entitled Unts Bitten.
― Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 September 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link
A Deus Ex themed restaurant, where instead of getting what you ordered, you get random food. So when the waiter brings the food to your table you can say "I didn't ask for this".
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 9 September 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
A theme restaurant where you must state your order to the waiter i.e. "I want the No. 3 with extra horseradish."
So when the waiter brings the food to your table you can say "I didn't ask for this".
― pplains, Friday, 9 September 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link
a single family home in suburban phoenix that is always out of horseradish and refuses to serve you because they claim it's not a restaurant and you entered through the unlocked basement door
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 September 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link
a giant bottle of horseradish within which you are forced to make yr home bc tho it is filled w/ horseradish it is warm and provides sustenance and the wolves are howling and the night is cold
― Mordy, Friday, 9 September 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link
a restaurant for wolves
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 9 September 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link
I didn't ask for any of this.
― pplains, Saturday, 10 September 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link
Wolf debate team
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 10 September 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link
an electric brass band with a shitload of pedals and delay units and an array of bad drum machines all into one big desk that I'm in charge of
oh wrong thread
― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Saturday, 10 September 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link
bbc show about a tough streetwise cop with anger problems in the shower trying to exfoliate
LOOFAH
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link
A startup for express delivery of fresh work clothing to business dudes who blackout drunk and shit or puke themselves.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link
feel like japan has to have something like that
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 12 September 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 9 September 2016 18:43 (three days ago) Permalink
i do this whenever the check comes. hey-o!
― Rob Boss (latebloomer), Monday, 12 September 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link
web browser plugin that uses your camera. any time you blink, the page reloads.
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link
having leeches tattoed all over yr body
― niels, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link
A hybrid of Nick Nolte and John Coltrane called Nick Noltrane
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link
my new flavor of LaCroix sparkling water: http://mylacroix.com/taint-sweat/57d9ae01e2e2480580201fcd
― davey, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link
hahahaha I called mine "taint sweat" too! great minds etc.
― Rob Boss (latebloomer), Thursday, 15 September 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link
A Nine Inch Nails tribute band who always begin their gigs half an hour after the advertised start time. They'd be named Pretty Late Machine.
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Friday, 16 September 2016 10:48 (seven years ago) link
I've been watching Pee Wee's Playhouse with my kid and Hannibal with my wife and now I really want to see a Pee Wee's Playhouse movie with Scott Thompson in some sort of nemesis role, like he moves into a similar but even wackier playhouse right next door.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link
Been thinking Krispy Kreme should introduce a product called the Krispy Kreme Creepy Clown Cronut.
Not spelling it with all Ks though because that joke seemed too on the nose or something.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link