your terrible ideas

A cassingle of Van Halen's Poundcake

Here you go:

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2050601.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.Xvan+halen+poundcake+single.TRS0&_nkw=van+halen+poundcake+single&_sacat=0

A Pound Puppy doll. One-seventh of a DVD of the movie Seven Pounds. And you should probably have his car im-'pound'-ed. If he's really your friend, he'll get the joke.

the works of chuck tingle.

A website devoted exclusively to video footage of people's necks while they're swallowing.

Starting a girl group that sound like yr boring ellee goldings or whatever but its cover versions of riot grrrl classics

Pussycat Dolls (ft. Will.I.Am) - 'Suck My Left One'

Good advice itt, thx

a tiny bottle bank in which to dispose of your used nitrous oxide canisters

aka the gutter of my street

A lavish, big budget feature film entitled Snow White and the Seven Dorfs, starring Tim Conway.

co-starring Steven Dorff

Like maybe there's just six Dorfs for most of the movie and the audience is like, what's up with that, but then Steven Dorff briefly pokes out from behind a chair and waves at the camera and then everyone is all like, ah and there's the seventh Dorf(f), you got us but good.

an online service tentatively titled KEEP READING that somehow based on user data or something maps out interest in novels by page (like some novels really only start once you're past the first 70 pages of establishing or maybe the initial crisis/murder/plot-starting-mechanism occurs at page 92) and so when you're reading a novel that seems decent but also you're like "I wonder if it gets better" or "I wonder if it's gonna stay this way or if it kinda like starts soon" you just look it up on KEEP READING which will tell you how far you have to get into the work of art at hand (come to think of it could also be a movie but then would call it KEEP LOOKING) before it gets going and so if you're close you keep reading and if you're past it you put the book down

now that would be handy

A Viagra commercial featuring 70s Miles Davis music with the tagline "Get It Up With It"

a thread called 'ilxors u don't miss' where we list current posters' old DNs

"There Will Come Soft Tweets" -- a sci-fi short story told in tweets among fictitious presidential candidates and pundits, all of whom turn out to be bots tweeting eternally about an election that never takes place since there are no more humans.

How long until there's some Trump related parody of POTUSA's "Lump"? That seems like a terrible idea.

Google 'POTUSA's "Lump"' - it's the first result.

https://soundcloud.com/voiceoverdan/trump

A jazz duo record featuring Tommy Flanagan and Menachem Begin called Begin' for Flanagan.

Follow up is called Flanagan Begin Again

clothing line/store for stylish dads called Miami Dad County

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MDC, Inc. is introducing its new youth-oriented line in 2017, Emperor Constant Teen

A mash-up of a sped-up Imperial March from Star Wars and 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' from Mary Poppins.

Playground webcams so that parents could see how crowded area playgrounds are before leaving home

^ perfectly encapsulates exactly what this thread is all about.

Public bathroom cams so you can make sure they're not disgusting before walking in

A dishwasher launderette. Take a big box of your dirty crockery, load 'em up, kick back for an hour or two.

An indie dramedy about a workaholic civil servant where the only music is the iOS "Playtime" tone and variations thereof

for non iphone users: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3gfu6hkbvY

Terrible idea: sell ringtones that are samples of rhythm presets from 90s Casio keyboards.

that's a great idea

We had this one at home, and I'd love the demo song as my ringtone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUAHru53P0w

"Breakaway" musical equipment -- basically guitars, amps etc. that are designed to "break" on stage when you smash them but actually survive, e.g. the guitar is pre-split and held together by wires or something.

Like Crash Test Dummy action playsets! A good idea.

A German themed barber's shop called Herr Cut.

A bluetooth controller for DJ software shaped like the T12 Speechtool mobile phone from Nathan Barley.

a trolling/prank site sort of in the style of LMGTFY called "GoFundYourself" -- like you would link to it every time someone hits you up with an annoying gofundme.

hahaha I like that

"Breakaway" musical equipment -- basically guitars, amps etc. that are designed to "break" on stage when you smash them but actually survive, e.g. the guitar is pre-split and held together by wires or something.

This was an Invention Exchange on an old MST3K episode!

it's very possible I saw that episode and the idea was in the recesses of my brain as a result. I watched a lot of that show when I was younger.

a boardwalk style t-shirt that says "Privilege Inspector"

Asocial "Just Us" Warrior

more broadly I feel like Social Justice Boardwalk Tees is a good terrible idea

Suns Out Buns Out...
Is Not An Invitation to Harass Me

I've just eaten a Sainsbury's raspberry tiramisu - basically a regular tiramisu, except that underneath the regular cocoa/marscapone/Marsala top half, instead of coffee liqueur soaked sponge, it had mashed up raspberries and regular sponge. My terrible idea it to do the reverse of that, so the coffee liqueur soaked sponge is topped with a layer of English style yellow custard and then a layer of whipped cream topped with hundreds and thousands.

Your edible ideas

A vampire movie set in depressing clubs where they have like foam parties and shit, entitled Unts Bitten.

A Deus Ex themed restaurant, where instead of getting what you ordered, you get random food. So when the waiter brings the food to your table you can say "I didn't ask for this".

A theme restaurant where you must state your order to the waiter i.e. "I want the No. 3 with extra horseradish."

So when the waiter brings the food to your table you can say "I didn't ask for this".

a single family home in suburban phoenix that is always out of horseradish and refuses to serve you because they claim it's not a restaurant and you entered through the unlocked basement door