wtf, CNN.com

never been a blimp disaster in america, huh? the humanity.

hahahahahahahaha the segue from the disturbing blimp story to "they are outgunned and outmanned in Syria" without even blinking

this runaway blimp is the closest we'll ever get to a stay puft marshmallow man rampage, we should cherish it

the llamas were wonderful. the military losing a billion dollar blimp that does dick all except fuck up the power grid when it gets free is infuriating

I was reading through older parts of this thread and got a huge lol from the past here: wtf, CNN.com

that was quite a story

barf line from ohio.com story omar quoted (totally unwilling i'm sure):

Spruill says she confirmed the relationship with a DNA test. And if anyone doubts it, she says, she still has plenty of his DNA

ohh I missed that part

http://i.imgur.com/cqBTC.gif

omg

This was pretty classy stuff

http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/28/politics/lindsey-graham-republican-debate-bar/

CNN doing its part to ensure Graham is never voted back into public office again

subheader from the story about the Art Basel stabbing: Knife imitating art?

http://i.imgur.com/Sefd2RX.jpg

Star Wars Style

#StarWars-style

Bird arrested on suspicion of spying

heeeeeeeeeey Jedi lady

https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1548/25091122905_8acc4b9355_b.jpg

El Chapo: I'm becoming a zombie

Python swallows teddy bear

Opinion: A 6-year-old with nukes?

That missing plane from 2 years ago is still missing.

Obamas read, Cruz laughs, Kasich eats

priorities:

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14444753_10157539558005038_596493380811986338_o.jpg

jfc

CNN reporter caught in tear gas: 'Ahh my eyes'

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/09/22/boris-sanchez-charlotte-protests-sot-ac.cnn

News and buzz

51 m
Can another person's feces help you lose weight?

These prostitutes are learning new skills

NO

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNqHyiUkAETypQ.jpg:large

He has just the deepest hole, so deep it'll make your arm disappear, believe me.

Put your ear up to it and you can hear this great big ol' sucking sound.

now i've got the image of trump as putin's fist pig. he really IS a puppet.

ok, sorry, gonna pour bleach in my eyes now.

Oprah lost 40 pounds. Here's how

perennial story gets a clickbait update

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/532/32536015102_23eee31d48_b.jpg

lol

I have been trying to avoid making FAKE NEWS jokes but they are not making it easy

Hahahaha

omg

Wait until you hear Natalie Maines' new version of "Unforgettable".

that is shades of the kindergarten teacher who told us all we were going to listen to the news because one of our classmates was going to be on, only for us to hear a story about how was killed in a car accident because he was sticking his head out of the window

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Footballer signed after feeding girlfriend to dogs

the story is really grim and awful, and the signing did not take place IMMEDIATELY after, it's years later and he was just paroled, but at first i was thinking some team was like "hey this guy's got what it takes!"

only seven years. i'm usually all about forgiveness/ rehabilitation but i'm not so thrilled about this dude prospering after kidnapping, torturing, and murdering someone

like seriously, talk about trivializing violence against women

the problem with the CNN headline is that they used the term "controversial" to describe the decision, like this was about miley cyrus smoking weed in an instagram video or something

this was in brazil btw

if you're wondering about the lenience of the sentence etc.

i know

brazil is one of the worst countries in latin america to be a woman and they have huge problems with prison overcrowding and are undergoing their worst ever depression

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/?iid=ob_lockedrail_topeditorial

like "ok haha" yes technically the byline is correct but doesn't reflect the actual satirical intent of the bill, meaning a buncha "omg America is so stupid" yuk yuks will share this tonight without reading it.

man can't believe he got a DUI and killed a zookeeper in the same week

http://i63.tinypic.com/3130l1w.png

Did I seriously just load the tinypic 404 graphic on a fresh post in 2017

http://i68.tinypic.com/veveza.jpg

Great use of filling 16x9 frame centered on 1x1 image.