WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Wonder if this going to cost extra? Because I heard this thing might be copywritten or something."
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"So, ok, when Tanner gets here, is he going to stand exactly where your assistant is standing now? Tanner gets so busy!"
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http://i.imgur.com/PwaQt6f.jpg

"Wait! You can't be on top of there!"
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http://i.imgur.com/Ov4Jz98.jpg

"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."
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http://i.imgur.com/7hPaWpf.jpg

And finally, now we know what love is.

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:36 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ypcRM1U.jpg

(This one's actually pretty cool.)

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:37 (ten years ago)

Nice Photojournalism!

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:39 (ten years ago)

although i have to admit i would rather read the 1000-word version of that picture

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:39 (ten years ago)

"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."

just about choked on my morning coffee, well played, pplains

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:45 (ten years ago)

"Though Westy was already racking up the endorsement deals on the junior circuit, his older sister Kara couldn't get her mind off the gentle guy who sprayed off the ramps every evening..."

xp

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/4rUnuoN.gif

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:51 (ten years ago)

aww, that one's cute

very foggy too

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:52 (ten years ago)

I hate to say this because there may even be ILXors on here who are in this situation, but – if there's more than a foot between you and your partner's height, first thing anyone's going to think when they meet the two of you is "wonder in what position these two do most of their fucking in."

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 15:03 (ten years ago)

yeah but that's a great icebreaker question

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:23 (ten years ago)

I have a few female friends who are about five feet tall who have dated multiple dudes over six feet tall and I got one to admit the height disparity is totally "a thing" as far as attraction goes

never quite got to that particular q though

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:36 (ten years ago)

I was gonna post the original photo, but this one was funnier.

http://i.imgur.com/flQgqW6.jpg

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 15:51 (ten years ago)

"We're a couple whose world is centered on love. Wouldn't it trade it for anything!"

http://i.imgur.com/mZyFF0i.jpg

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 19:42 (ten years ago)

when your photographer is really into planes

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 19:45 (ten years ago)

Or the Golden Girls intro.

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 20:50 (ten years ago)

/"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."
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just about choked on my morning coffee, well played, pplains

LOL yes A+

carl agatha, Monday, 5 October 2015 23:27 (ten years ago)

lol pplains

drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:12 (ten years ago)

11 Wedding Photosets that Launched Modeling Careers (you won't believe #5!!)

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:57 (ten years ago)

lol otm

drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:36 (ten years ago)

Impressive manspread on that last one.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:49 (ten years ago)

raw | photo | design

http://i.imgur.com/0O3jqlI.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:58 (ten years ago)

http://www.tobiahtayo.com/blogpics/images/daron&sarah/eng/arch.jpg

soref, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:06 (ten years ago)

whoa, it's like a reverse Chia pet!

pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:08 (ten years ago)

xps omg (how did i miss that)
now there's a photo
don't want to know what's in that bag(?)

drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:10 (ten years ago)

it was making me think of Bewitched, like she's just nodded and that confused looking man appeared

soref, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:11 (ten years ago)

maybe it's her state farm agent.

pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:16 (ten years ago)

lol
they both look confused
the supernatural light is a nice touch

drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:24 (ten years ago)

not-so-Slender Man

Neil S, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:45 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/yukzxDj.jpg

, Thursday, 10 December 2015 12:44 (ten years ago)

I'm Chris Christie and I approve of this message

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:04 (ten years ago)

i wavered between posting this here and posting it in your thread

, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:13 (ten years ago)

six months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/CtIm6Tj.jpg

"Well, ok, but you do know what the word 'engaged' means, right?"

http://i.imgur.com/esVxwYC.jpg

"YES. THIS IS FUN. GATHERING UP THE LEAVES AND DROPPING THEM. I AM HAVING FUN, YES."

http://i.imgur.com/SFXZDpF.jpg

"Really? We're just going to drive past another exit like that?"
"Yup."

http://i.imgur.com/ShmYyN4.jpg

You know what zombies really hate? Foot odor.

http://i.imgur.com/wZVkLkF.jpg

Hey there, 1947 called. Said it wanted its dignity back.

http://i.imgur.com/TZkKh91.jpg

"There is nothing quite like being alone with you,"

http://i.imgur.com/q4UMQpA.jpg

"No layers left to uncover,"

http://i.imgur.com/eSAPs9Z.jpg

"Feeling my body quivering inside you–"
"–OK, I'm going to go back to the car now?"

pplains, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:18 (nine years ago)

omg her face in that last triptych

you do v important, excellent work here, pplains

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:40 (nine years ago)

""But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet"

This nearly killed me again just now.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 23:42 (nine years ago)

One of my top 5 all-time favorite threads on ILX

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 30 June 2016 12:31 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/RF7Jyvi.jpg

"No, no, it's fine. It's... I can tell you spent a lot of time on it."

pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 13:59 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cprlbAd.jpg

"Wait. Is it C or C to the 9th? 'I hear the clock and it's–' Ok, definitely a C9. I think."

pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)

I adore this couple, btw.

So happy Snowden found a bride after all.

pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)

brad's dad still says "chyla" like he's hearing it for the first time

goole, Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:34 (nine years ago)

chyla is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chyle

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:30 (nine years ago)

eh I'd fuck him

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:31 (nine years ago)

She's playing Chyla's famous Jason MraZ

It certainly is punk of the Church of England to think that way (tangenttangent), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:38 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/naJK7D2.jpg

pplains, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:31 (nine years ago)

haha. that's great

micah, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:32 (nine years ago)

Lmao

Spottie, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:42 (nine years ago)

http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_20160305_132616.jpg

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:42 (nine years ago)

please tell me that's a series

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:44 (nine years ago)

think that one goes in WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

pplains, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:18 (nine years ago)

I think.

pplains, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:19 (nine years ago)


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