I wish that was animated so we could see the young couple trying to suck each other's souls out with their eyes while an assistant off-camera nudges that little wooden LOVE sign into view one inch at a time.
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 13:25 (eight years ago) link
(psst! slide this diamond death ring on! it increases your soulsucker by 50% for 30 seconds!)
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 13:31 (eight years ago) link
those pictures are pretty good but they would be better if there was more of that cool LOVE sign in them
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link
close-ups of the engagement ring give a strong "I have paid many resources to ensure this love" vibe
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0wOKMn2.jpg
"Wonder if this going to cost extra? Because I heard this thing might be copywritten or something."______
http://i.imgur.com/ml66P52.jpg
"So, ok, when Tanner gets here, is he going to stand exactly where your assistant is standing now? Tanner gets so busy!"______
http://i.imgur.com/PwaQt6f.jpg
"Wait! You can't be on top of there!"______
http://i.imgur.com/Ov4Jz98.jpg
"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."______
http://i.imgur.com/7hPaWpf.jpg
And finally, now we know what love is.
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ypcRM1U.jpg
(This one's actually pretty cool.)
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link
Nice Photojournalism!
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link
although i have to admit i would rather read the 1000-word version of that picture
"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."
just about choked on my morning coffee, well played, pplains
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
"Though Westy was already racking up the endorsement deals on the junior circuit, his older sister Kara couldn't get her mind off the gentle guy who sprayed off the ramps every evening..."
xp
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4rUnuoN.gif
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link
aww, that one's cute
very foggy too
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link
I hate to say this because there may even be ILXors on here who are in this situation, but – if there's more than a foot between you and your partner's height, first thing anyone's going to think when they meet the two of you is "wonder in what position these two do most of their fucking in."
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link
yeah but that's a great icebreaker question
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link
I have a few female friends who are about five feet tall who have dated multiple dudes over six feet tall and I got one to admit the height disparity is totally "a thing" as far as attraction goes
never quite got to that particular q though
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link
I was gonna post the original photo, but this one was funnier.
http://i.imgur.com/flQgqW6.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link
"We're a couple whose world is centered on love. Wouldn't it trade it for anything!"
http://i.imgur.com/mZyFF0i.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link
when your photographer is really into planes
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link
Or the Golden Girls intro.
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link
/"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."/just about choked on my morning coffee, well played, pplains
LOL yes A+
― carl agatha, Monday, 5 October 2015 23:27 (eight years ago) link
lol pplains
― drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:12 (eight years ago) link
some poses
http://travisharrisphotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Miami-Wedding-Photographers-001.jpg
http://lisacarcases.com/wp-content/uploads/galleries/post-52/full/Engagement_Pictures_Miami_Beach_18a.jpg
http://english-wedding.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Cat-Hepple-engagement-photography-UK-19.jpg
http://www.rawphotodesign.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lower-manhattan-engagement-photos-01.jpg
― drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:14 (eight years ago) link
11 Wedding Photosets that Launched Modeling Careers (you won't believe #5!!)
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link
lol otm
― drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:36 (eight years ago) link
Impressive manspread on that last one.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:49 (eight years ago) link
raw | photo | design
http://i.imgur.com/0O3jqlI.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link
http://www.tobiahtayo.com/blogpics/images/daron&sarah/eng/arch.jpg
― soref, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:06 (eight years ago) link
whoa, it's like a reverse Chia pet!
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:08 (eight years ago) link
xps omg (how did i miss that)now there's a photodon't want to know what's in that bag(?)
― drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:10 (eight years ago) link
it was making me think of Bewitched, like she's just nodded and that confused looking man appeared
― soref, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:11 (eight years ago) link
maybe it's her state farm agent.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:16 (eight years ago) link
lolthey both look confusedthe supernatural light is a nice touch
― drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link
not-so-Slender Man
― Neil S, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yukzxDj.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 10 December 2015 12:44 (eight years ago) link
I'm Chris Christie and I approve of this message
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:04 (eight years ago) link
i wavered between posting this here and posting it in your thread
― 龜, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CtIm6Tj.jpg
"Well, ok, but you do know what the word 'engaged' means, right?"
http://i.imgur.com/esVxwYC.jpg
"YES. THIS IS FUN. GATHERING UP THE LEAVES AND DROPPING THEM. I AM HAVING FUN, YES."
http://i.imgur.com/SFXZDpF.jpg
"Really? We're just going to drive past another exit like that?""Yup."
http://i.imgur.com/ShmYyN4.jpg
You know what zombies really hate? Foot odor.
http://i.imgur.com/wZVkLkF.jpg
Hey there, 1947 called. Said it wanted its dignity back.
http://i.imgur.com/TZkKh91.jpg
"There is nothing quite like being alone with you,"
http://i.imgur.com/q4UMQpA.jpg
"No layers left to uncover,"
http://i.imgur.com/eSAPs9Z.jpg
"Feeling my body quivering inside you–""–OK, I'm going to go back to the car now?"
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link
omg her face in that last triptych
you do v important, excellent work here, pplains
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link
""But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet"
This nearly killed me again just now.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link
One of my top 5 all-time favorite threads on ILX
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 30 June 2016 12:31 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RF7Jyvi.jpg
"No, no, it's fine. It's... I can tell you spent a lot of time on it."
― pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/cprlbAd.jpg
"Wait. Is it C or C to the 9th? 'I hear the clock and it's–' Ok, definitely a C9. I think."
― pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link
I adore this couple, btw.
So happy Snowden found a bride after all.
brad's dad still says "chyla" like he's hearing it for the first time
― goole, Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link
chyla is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chyle
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link
eh I'd fuck him
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link
She's playing Chyla's famous Jason MraZ
― It certainly is punk of the Church of England to think that way (tangenttangent), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/naJK7D2.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link
haha. that's great
― micah, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link
Lmao
― Spottie, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link