a site like vine, only the videos are just slightly longer
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:31 (eight years ago) link
it's a disruptive idea
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:40 (eight years ago) link
Like.... Instagram?
― pplains, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link
Like Vine for Instagrams
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
A site like Instagram that's just text descriptions of the users' photographs.
― Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link
which reminds me of Ink Polaroids, which googled up this:
http://www.salon.com/1999/05/04/bowlie/
― koogs, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
a 'bless you' robot
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
http://mattrichardson.com/Descriptive-Camera/
― joygoat, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link
a site for screenshots of snapchats of people reacting to vines
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
embarking on a project where i shoot and edit fan-made-tribute videos for The Necks' entire discography
― gr8080, Sunday, 30 August 2015 22:50 (eight years ago) link
a Homegum Community wherein members make their own smallbatch gum at home even though there's a wide variety of acceptable ready-made options available for purchase at every grocery store and gas station. most homegum will accentuate the glycerin flavor of gum.
― pdf booklet in the cheesecaked factory (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 31 August 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link
which will invite many terrible Bush puns on the DIY packaging to be sure
― pdf booklet in the cheesecaked factory (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 31 August 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
Mine will be called Minor League Chew
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link
homegum movement to be rapidly outflanked by the more hardcore movement which consumes only old gum found on the undersides of school desks and movie theater armrests - freegumism
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 31 August 2015 21:52 (eight years ago) link
1. A facebook app kinda like that stupid Time Machine app people use but instead of old pictures of parties and fun it only shows the text "Banksy Exists"2. A Las Vegas street performer that instead of wearing a cuddly animal costume wears a shirt that says "Hi, I am Banksy, and I am a relevant artist of your day"3. A Pixar cartoon movie about a family of sweater knitting hedgehogs that receives tons of promotion but when shown in theaters is just a single frame that says "I am subversive Banksy"
― pdf booklet in the cheesecaked factory (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 31 August 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link
Chuckle Brothers feature film where they are air traffic controllers
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Monday, 31 August 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link
getting supermarkets to replace their automated checkouts with celebrity voices like Maggie Thatcher and Frank Bruno, a bit like how they sometimes do with satnavs.
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Monday, 31 August 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link
as it happens my friend once had a hire car with an unnervingly Thatcher-esque satnav voice
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 09:02 (eight years ago) link
I had another dream last night where I was watching a terrible movie.
It's an adaptation of the board game "Snakes & Ladders". The movie is just Harrison Ford running around inside a shopping mall shouting at people "Does anybody have a ladder? I need to go UP!". The villain is a yellow robot whose name is Mr. Racist.
― silverfish, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link
I think you might be confusing 'terrible' with its antonym.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 14:15 (eight years ago) link
xp lol
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 14:17 (eight years ago) link
this would easily be the best film harrison ford has been in since air force one, maybe even the fugitive
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link
Tommy Lee Jones as head of mall security
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link
He's the guy responsible for hitting the button that creates the "snakes"/"chutes" but he comes around in the end
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link
A buddy picture about an older "street smart" stock trader and a younger "quant" stock trader. Each begins skeptical of the other, but by the end realizes he has a thing or two to learn, and no one cares because they are both despicable, soulless people.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 19:29 (eight years ago) link
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these all should be sung by aaron neville
― pdf booklet in the cheesecaked factory (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
same for the WALK indication of accessible pedestrian signals
― pdf booklet in the cheesecaked factory (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link
"ooohoho walk" "woah ho halk""wahahalk"
― pdf booklet in the cheesecaked factory (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link
By the time you figure out what he's trying to say, the light has changed again.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 19:49 (eight years ago) link
I want to open one of these frozen yogurt places with the self-serve machines, only the yogurt comes out of fake plastic butts. And the name of my establishment? Why, it's Doo Me A Flavor, of course.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 10:27 (eight years ago) link
https://youtu.be/sp2r3wZOVqk
― how's life, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 10:39 (eight years ago) link
I guess I could up the ante by only offering Nathan For You's poo-flavored frozen yogurt.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 12:56 (eight years ago) link
An audiobook of EL James' 'Grey', in the voice of EL Wisty.
― more side eye than a Picasso (snoball), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link
A cover version of Harpo's song 'Movie Star' titled 'Porno Star'.
― more side eye than a Picasso (snoball), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link
A Pitchfork longform music writing spinoff called Longfork.
― JRN, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 23:56 (eight years ago) link
I want to write a fake (but not obviously satirical) trend piece about couples using selfie sticks at the altar.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link
a site for half-arsed, ill-thought-out, underfunded and inevitably abandoned charity efforts - www.just-give-in.com
― passive aggressive DN (onimo), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link
A band called synagogves
A band called mosqves
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 10 September 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link
Mad Max: Furry Road
― "Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Sunday, 13 September 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link
a dating site called NotMyCousin that pairs up people with the same last name, targeted at single men and women who don't want to change their names after marriage but don't feel comfortable going by different surnames. a resident genealogist would screen potential matches to ensure that they weren't too closely related, and members would be able to specify the nearest degree of relation they'd be willing to fuck (with) β ex. "nothing closer than third cousin" or "anything goes".
in response to the proliferation of incest fetishists, NotMyCousin would ban first- and second-cousin matches, spawning the spinoff dating site HotMyCousin. feds would shut down both sites after about a month.
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 14 September 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link
https://40.media.tumblr.com/f1397b6739a8e300229166604de968a3/tumblr_mpy195sez51r9a32bo1_250.jpg
― kinder, Monday, 14 September 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link
lol @ unregistered
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 14 September 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
A website like Tinder or Grindr, but just for people who prefer to masturbate by themselves with no-one else in the room, called Wankr.
― "Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link
appropriate display name
― kinder, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link
I kind of assumed that's what this was for
https://breather.com/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link
Bate-r
― "Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link
A room of your own
Find beautiful, private spaces that can be reserved for any length of time β a short 30 minute recharge or an entire day of productivity. Itβs up to you.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 21:19 (eight years ago) link
For dads who live in studio apartments
How about a Japanese style capsule hotel, that rents the capsules in 15 minute increments. Call it... the Wank Tank.
― "Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 21:24 (eight years ago) link
A movie about a fictitious Italian-Jewish NYC gang called the Pizza Bagels
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link