mantlepiece
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:03 (ten years ago)
I want to do one of these where I'm dressed like a celeb magician a la david blaine, and it's styled as though the due date is the day I'm going to do my fantastic new trick
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:26 (ten years ago)
like "ON 11/7/2015, THE MYSTERY IS REVEALED..." and my hands are dramatically hovering over her belly
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:27 (ten years ago)
You just had your chance and you let it slip away... Guess you're going to have to have three kids.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:31 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Bnn7YPa.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FvIYRIr.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Okp3soI.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)
incredible
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:56 (ten years ago)
curious abt the process like did they ask the doctor to inform the custom exploding ball maker or what
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)
dude cmon the parents have a doctor/pa write it on a piece of paper and place it in a sealed envelope and then the parents give it to a trusted friend who makes the arrangements
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:38 (ten years ago)
wow i guess we all know how grady wld handle it now
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:40 (ten years ago)
trusted friend should've had them fill the ball with ash, that would've made for great photos
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:40 (ten years ago)
imagine the mixed feelings that would occur if they forgot to load up the ball with pink/blue smoke, BUT the guy absolutely crushes the pitch and knocks it over a nearby apartment building, the longest homer that anyone had ever even heard of at that field?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 December 2015 20:17 (ten years ago)
lmao
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 20:18 (ten years ago)
http://www.rattleandmum.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Screen-Shot-2012-09-23-at-2.36.37-PM.png
― am0n, Sunday, 13 December 2015 03:07 (ten years ago)
uh oh. looks like a breech.
― pplains, Sunday, 13 December 2015 03:22 (ten years ago)
artist's conception
― am0n, Sunday, 13 December 2015 06:55 (ten years ago)
tim heidecker looks pleased
― am0n, Sunday, 13 December 2015 06:57 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ZJrpYYm.jpg http://i.imgur.com/VV0z2f7.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 5 March 2016 02:51 (ten years ago)
waht
― petulant dick master (silby), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:15 (ten years ago)
oh lol pplains I forgot what this thread was and also what you look like
― petulant dick master (silby), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:16 (ten years ago)
viz., not that guy
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, December 3, 2015 2:40 PM (3 months ago)
then as he hits the ash ball friend should yell GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT then run away
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:20 (ten years ago)
Who leaves the seat down when vomiting?
― pplains, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 15:45 (ten years ago)
good lord https://twitter.com/anamardoll/status/728591694581530625
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 6 May 2016 17:44 (ten years ago)
Thank you for your vigilance, polyphonic.
http://i.imgur.com/533wvOP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JXaNRcp.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nVbHjjL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kiBI51n.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:56 (ten years ago)
blue chlorine gas, hopefully
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:57 (ten years ago)
then they glance up and recoil in horror at the giant mutant baby with a gunshot wound that emerges from the cloud
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 May 2016 17:59 (ten years ago)
I was hoping for Prince he'd be reincarnated somewhere else.
― pplains, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:59 (ten years ago)
chivers y/n
― always be charging (rip van wanko), Friday, 6 May 2016 18:02 (ten years ago)
why does the man get to do the shooting
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:17 (ten years ago)
cause he did the shooting a few months ago
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:21 (ten years ago)
amirite
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:23 (ten years ago)
WHOAAAAAÄÁÂÆÆÃÅĀ
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:30 (ten years ago)
cheers all around
― bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:50 (ten years ago)
http://67.media.tumblr.com/9fea0e23116cdea3ae85418307243c83/tumblr_o80rtbY3FJ1utw2woo1_500.jpg
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 21:17 (ten years ago)
my face as i scroll through this thread
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7f/bb/4d/7fbb4d492c7d87a7fe564dda52451203.jpg
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 2 June 2016 23:11 (ten years ago)
Stevie D started this on the GETTING MARRIED thread.
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_20160305_132616.jpg
I'm never going to eat spaghetti sauce again.
http://i.imgur.com/3M0XOOz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8osXCfW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vhjl4oV.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/a5TQL4k.jpg
Well, praying and fucking. Couldn't fit all that on the chalkboard though.
Glad to see these shirts making a comeback going out of style after 9/11.
http://i.imgur.com/Kjr7XQ0.jpg
These shirts also due since going out of style in 1000000000 B.C.
http://i.imgur.com/NEpLZN7.jpg
And I thought white people numbers were supposed to be going down.
http://i.imgur.com/UAPmSIO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3BSdW2Y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NoZ0n0E.jpg
But I guess not.
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 14:25 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/i9mzJhl.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 14:27 (nine years ago)
we got a ziti in the oven #prego
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:30 (nine years ago)
that last one is good!
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:35 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Coy0x6KVMAA9UNv.jpg
More like 'we're aborting!!' :'-/
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 4 August 2016 09:38 (nine years ago)
I mean, dude wearing a baseball glove instead would still get the point across. No one's going, ok, so who's this guy in the photo, what's his role in all this?
― pplains, Thursday, 4 August 2016 10:36 (nine years ago)
whoa yeah that is some ill-advised imagery
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:40 (nine years ago)
should have Griffey Jr. swing the bat for a true "hall of fame induction"
― veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:57 (nine years ago)
http://67.media.tumblr.com/b8609a594da258e90f7ce0df952876ac/tumblr_odgk8jjLjn1utw2woo1_1280.jpg
― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)
intense
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:20 (nine years ago)
burning man was great this year
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:21 (nine years ago)
congratulations on yr babby dragon
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 23:04 (nine years ago)
Found this on an "expecting" page, so I knew that the baby clothes was for a new sibling.
But I had to stare at it for like another five minutes before...
http://i.imgur.com/PuE0k4m.jpg
...I realized, oh. They're German.
― pplains, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:13 (nine years ago)
Mormons in Germany?
― pplains, Saturday, 8 October 2016 23:15 (nine years ago)
Germons
sorry
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:53 (nine years ago)