ok i guess the wedding was presumably 2:30 pm but this doesn't excuse the left and right
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link
plus now i'm gonna have to celebrate the strangers' births four times each year: 8:23 am + 8:23 pm on Dec 11th, 7:30 am + 7:30 pm on Feb 13thfuck!
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link
How could they have gone to the trouble without pausing to think about how awful and dated that's going to look in like two years? Maybe one at this point.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link
A+ thread
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link
That St. Louis one makes me think the Arch is the father every time.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
who the fuck would put a clock that low down on the wall?
― feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link
not the same thing exactly but a family i knew in high school had a stillborn about 10yrs prior; they had photo of the stillborn on a mantelpiece with a permanent light over it
the mom signed christmas birthday cards etc from the family + baby's name "in heaven"
they were the nicest ppl but it weirded me out sooooo much
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link
There's only one way that could've been any worse.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link
clock?
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link
mantlepiece
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
I want to do one of these where I'm dressed like a celeb magician a la david blaine, and it's styled as though the due date is the day I'm going to do my fantastic new trick
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
like "ON 11/7/2015, THE MYSTERY IS REVEALED..." and my hands are dramatically hovering over her belly
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link
You just had your chance and you let it slip away... Guess you're going to have to have three kids.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Bnn7YPa.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FvIYRIr.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Okp3soI.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
incredible
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link
curious abt the process like did they ask the doctor to inform the custom exploding ball maker or what
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link
dude cmon the parents have a doctor/pa write it on a piece of paper and place it in a sealed envelope and then the parents give it to a trusted friend who makes the arrangements
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link
wow i guess we all know how grady wld handle it now
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
trusted friend should've had them fill the ball with ash, that would've made for great photos
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
imagine the mixed feelings that would occur if they forgot to load up the ball with pink/blue smoke, BUT the guy absolutely crushes the pitch and knocks it over a nearby apartment building, the longest homer that anyone had ever even heard of at that field?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 December 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link
http://www.rattleandmum.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Screen-Shot-2012-09-23-at-2.36.37-PM.png
― am0n, Sunday, 13 December 2015 03:07 (eight years ago) link
uh oh. looks like a breech.
― pplains, Sunday, 13 December 2015 03:22 (eight years ago) link
artist's conception
― am0n, Sunday, 13 December 2015 06:55 (eight years ago) link
tim heidecker looks pleased
― am0n, Sunday, 13 December 2015 06:57 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ZJrpYYm.jpg http://i.imgur.com/VV0z2f7.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 5 March 2016 02:51 (eight years ago) link
waht
― petulant dick master (silby), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:15 (eight years ago) link
oh lol pplains I forgot what this thread was and also what you look like
― petulant dick master (silby), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:16 (eight years ago) link
viz., not that guy
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, December 3, 2015 2:40 PM (3 months ago)
then as he hits the ash ball friend should yell GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT then run away
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:20 (eight years ago) link
Who leaves the seat down when vomiting?
― pplains, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 15:45 (eight years ago) link
good lord https://twitter.com/anamardoll/status/728591694581530625
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 6 May 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link
Thank you for your vigilance, polyphonic.
http://i.imgur.com/533wvOP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JXaNRcp.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nVbHjjL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kiBI51n.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link
blue chlorine gas, hopefully
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:57 (eight years ago) link
then they glance up and recoil in horror at the giant mutant baby with a gunshot wound that emerges from the cloud
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 May 2016 17:59 (eight years ago) link
I was hoping for Prince he'd be reincarnated somewhere else.
― pplains, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:59 (eight years ago) link
chivers y/n
― always be charging (rip van wanko), Friday, 6 May 2016 18:02 (eight years ago) link
why does the man get to do the shooting
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:17 (eight years ago) link
cause he did the shooting a few months ago
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:21 (eight years ago) link
amirite
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:23 (eight years ago) link
WHOAAAAAÄÁÂÆÆÃÅĀ
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:30 (eight years ago) link
cheers all around
― bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:50 (eight years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/9fea0e23116cdea3ae85418307243c83/tumblr_o80rtbY3FJ1utw2woo1_500.jpg
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link
my face as i scroll through this thread
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7f/bb/4d/7fbb4d492c7d87a7fe564dda52451203.jpg
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 2 June 2016 23:11 (eight years ago) link
Stevie D started this on the GETTING MARRIED thread.
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_20160305_132616.jpg
I'm never going to eat spaghetti sauce again.
http://i.imgur.com/3M0XOOz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8osXCfW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vhjl4oV.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/a5TQL4k.jpg
Well, praying and fucking. Couldn't fit all that on the chalkboard though.
Glad to see these shirts making a comeback going out of style after 9/11.
http://i.imgur.com/Kjr7XQ0.jpg
These shirts also due since going out of style in 1000000000 B.C.
http://i.imgur.com/NEpLZN7.jpg
And I thought white people numbers were supposed to be going down.
http://i.imgur.com/UAPmSIO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3BSdW2Y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NoZ0n0E.jpg
But I guess not.
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/i9mzJhl.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link
we got a ziti in the oven #prego
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link
that last one is good!
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Coy0x6KVMAA9UNv.jpg
More like 'we're aborting!!' :'-/
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 4 August 2016 09:38 (seven years ago) link
I mean, dude wearing a baseball glove instead would still get the point across. No one's going, ok, so who's this guy in the photo, what's his role in all this?
― pplains, Thursday, 4 August 2016 10:36 (seven years ago) link
looks like it was designed on horseback
lol, I don't even know what this means, but it's a perfect description.
― pplains, Saturday, 12 March 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
https://www.ocregister.com/2023/09/05/pilot-dies-after-plane-crashes-during-gender-reveal-party-in-mexico/
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 16:30 (nine months ago) link
And in Iowa in October 2019, a gender reveal party went south when the family unintentionally built a pipe bomb. When the device went off the entire pipe exploded, sending shrapnel flying that hit and killed a grandmother standing nearby.
lmao/r.i.p.
i predict that the kids born from these tragedies will have powerful dark magic about them
― sleepy bee (cat), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:10 (nine months ago) link
in the video of the plane crash, the camera follows the plane briefly after its wing detaches and then starts plunging to the ground, then pans back to the happy couple embracing under a cloudy streak of pink. i'll (hopefully) assume they didn't see it was crashing.
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:27 (nine months ago) link
First time I saw the video, I thought the pilot was doing a fancy trick.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:27 (nine months ago) link
... by making his wing fold back on to the — Look, I didn't say I was paying that much attention to it.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:28 (nine months ago) link
"if the left wing falls off, it's a girl..."
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:50 (nine months ago) link
I feel like I know it's a "her", but sometimes my wings bend back
― cracked fixed view mire (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 21:08 (nine months ago) link
https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-whose-gender-reveal-party-231646082.html
― omar little, Monday, 12 February 2024 17:12 (four months ago) link