WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

O_o

I know this isn't the right thread, but neither was the WE'RE EXPECTING thread either.

http://i.imgur.com/yp7IkCr.jpg

it kinda belongs on the irrational anger thread cuz it's driving me nuts that the dates go 2010-2005-2012 instead of chronologically left-to-right

i also want to graffiti 'klaatu barada nikto' underneath it

x-post - I can tell you right now that I hate that couple. A lot. Also the chronology thing is annoying at first but it's sorta like a monogram with the wedding in the middle and each kid on a side. Better not have any oopsie third babies. Decorating nightmare.

It's a shame they all died though.

irl lol

at pp's post, not the horrible horrible wall of awful

how can they have gone to the trouble of building a monument to the time of their children's births without specifying AM or PM?

ok i guess the wedding was presumably 2:30 pm but this doesn't excuse the left and right

plus now i'm gonna have to celebrate the strangers' births four times each year: 8:23 am + 8:23 pm on Dec 11th, 7:30 am + 7:30 pm on Feb 13th
fuck!

How could they have gone to the trouble without pausing to think about how awful and dated that's going to look in like two years? Maybe one at this point.

A+ thread

That St. Louis one makes me think the Arch is the father every time.

who the fuck would put a clock that low down on the wall?

not the same thing exactly but a family i knew in high school had a stillborn about 10yrs prior; they had photo of the stillborn on a mantelpiece with a permanent light over it

the mom signed christmas birthday cards etc from the family + baby's name "in heaven"

they were the nicest ppl but it weirded me out sooooo much

There's only one way that could've been any worse.

clock?

mantlepiece

I want to do one of these where I'm dressed like a celeb magician a la david blaine, and it's styled as though the due date is the day I'm going to do my fantastic new trick

like "ON 11/7/2015, THE MYSTERY IS REVEALED..." and my hands are dramatically hovering over her belly

You just had your chance and you let it slip away... Guess you're going to have to have three kids.

http://i.imgur.com/Bnn7YPa.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FvIYRIr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Okp3soI.jpg

incredible

curious abt the process like did they ask the doctor to inform the custom exploding ball maker or what

dude cmon the parents have a doctor/pa write it on a piece of paper and place it in a sealed envelope and then the parents give it to a trusted friend who makes the arrangements

wow i guess we all know how grady wld handle it now

trusted friend should've had them fill the ball with ash, that would've made for great photos

imagine the mixed feelings that would occur if they forgot to load up the ball with pink/blue smoke, BUT the guy absolutely crushes the pitch and knocks it over a nearby apartment building, the longest homer that anyone had ever even heard of at that field?

lmao

http://www.rattleandmum.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Screen-Shot-2012-09-23-at-2.36.37-PM.png

uh oh. looks like a breech.

artist's conception

tim heidecker looks pleased

http://i.imgur.com/ZJrpYYm.jpg http://i.imgur.com/VV0z2f7.jpg

waht

oh lol pplains I forgot what this thread was and also what you look like

viz., not that guy

trusted friend should've had them fill the ball with ash, that would've made for great photos

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, December 3, 2015 2:40 PM (3 months ago)

then as he hits the ash ball friend should yell GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT then run away

Who leaves the seat down when vomiting?

good lord https://twitter.com/anamardoll/status/728591694581530625

Thank you for your vigilance, polyphonic.

http://i.imgur.com/533wvOP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JXaNRcp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nVbHjjL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kiBI51n.jpg

blue chlorine gas, hopefully

then they glance up and recoil in horror at the giant mutant baby with a gunshot wound that emerges from the cloud

I was hoping for Prince he'd be reincarnated somewhere else.

chivers y/n

why does the man get to do the shooting

cause he did the shooting a few months ago

amirite

WHOAAAAAÄÁÂÆÆÃÅĀ

cheers all around

oops its. please saddle me with cone of shame asap

has anyone saved the 9/11 version of this? dead link above.

https://i.imgur.com/0UwM0iJ.jpg

obvs not really the right thread but

my most hated genre of family photos pic.twitter.com/ndJFmMDlum

— amy ⚢ (@chlorofem) December 19, 2021

🤮

The absolute CHAOS of this onesie my mom sent us for the baby… pic.twitter.com/wH7l9sASBI

— Evan D. Watkins (@VanWatz) March 11, 2022

Baby mom needs to get checked out at a hospital asap

I want to see your heart like AN ANIMAL.

i had to read that shit like 5 times to even mildly comprehend it

looks like it was designed on horseback

looks like it was designed on horseback

lol, I don't even know what this means, but it's a perfect description.

https://www.ocregister.com/2023/09/05/pilot-dies-after-plane-crashes-during-gender-reveal-party-in-mexico/

And in Iowa in October 2019, a gender reveal party went south when the family unintentionally built a pipe bomb. When the device went off the entire pipe exploded, sending shrapnel flying that hit and killed a grandmother standing nearby.

lmao/r.i.p.

i predict that the kids born from these tragedies will have powerful dark magic about them

in the video of the plane crash, the camera follows the plane briefly after its wing detaches and then starts plunging to the ground, then pans back to the happy couple embracing under a cloudy streak of pink. i'll (hopefully) assume they didn't see it was crashing.

First time I saw the video, I thought the pilot was doing a fancy trick.

... by making his wing fold back on to the — Look, I didn't say I was paying that much attention to it.

"if the left wing falls off, it's a girl..."

I feel like I know it's a "her", but sometimes my wings bend back

https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-whose-gender-reveal-party-231646082.html