ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

I don't know if that's genuine hardman style, more like just straight up "pay attention to meeeeeeeeeee". hardman style is like a precision strike with comically unnecessary force, this racoon guy is just crazy or something.

lol most of the ppl who buy enough into popstar fandom to call themselves 'swifties' or 'katycats' understand the machinations of the industry far more deeply than this dork and are well aware of these writers and producers and their writing camps that he seems to think are obscure secrets that the industry guards with care.

the book he is kinda-sorta reviewing must be hella basic if some of the tantalizing factoids he mentions from it are things as well-known as the existence of lou pearlman/denniz pop and tlc having turned down "baby one more time" etc.

also wtf, the "already gone"/"halo" soundalike controversy was not shrugged off or unnoticed by pop fans at all; it arguably was the foundation of most of the former song's publicity, especially b/c (the surely input-free, manufactured) kelly clarkson spoke out about it herself

― dyl, Wednesday, September 16, 2015 2:16 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're a bag of shit

― hunangarage, Wednesday, September 16, 2015 2:27 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

To be fair to whiney -- and i wouldn't go too far with this, believe me -- he seems to embody a type of attitude that was popular on this board years ago and isn't so much now. He likes a lot of music and has fierce opinions so he'd be good to have around if he would cut out this kind of hardman bullshit.

--Treeship

epigraph to the commemorative second edition of hipster puppies.

treeship providing even the hardman content now. is there any part of ilx that will not be remade in his image?

the gay thread?

i don't think my non-offensive quips at whiney or anyone else constitute "hardman" content. i don't have anything against whiney or hipster puppies... ppl on this board know i love a good dog photo

my golden retriever isn't very alt though

it is a perfect normcore G.R.

even nakh has expressed fondness for your dog

Wow gross

?

?_?

"fondness 4 ur dog" jokes

ew

now he understands

someone shouldve talked him out of putting 20 songs on it

― johnny crunch, Friday, 29 April 2016 13:20 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

0 songs would have done just fine.

― Matt DC, Friday, 29 April 2016 13:20 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Throwing eggs is not likely to be nearly enough violence, in fact. Anti-Trump protesters need to get evry serious now about self-defence, against paramilitary style attacks from Trump supporters and against Police
― So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Friday, June 3, 2016 12:24 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3513716/plan-b-ill-manors-o.gif

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-21-2015/CU9Kh1.gif

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i like it when hardmen get a little hardboiled.

Don't clutch your pearls so tight, might strain a tendon.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, June 3, 2016 5:46 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://ragingfluff.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/giphy-1.gif

what did you expect from a palace ultra

palace ultra would literally — literally — mean something like 'villein'

Ne palace ultra

aka ill manored

When does bananaman end

http://nme.assets.ipccdn.co.uk/images/IllManorsPR010712.article_x4.jpg

the b for bendretta aesthetic popular among palace ultras

aka Fred B in dansk

ha yeah there is something a bit fred-esque about our very own malcolm eggs out there on the front line cautioning his fellow americans to get real about self-defence

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/31/article-0-1269510F000005DC-354_634x397.jpg

would buy a "tough guys of ilx" calendar if the proceeds went to charity

lol

this charity?

http://www.hardmantrust.org.uk/img/banner-contact.png

loooooool

http://i.holmesdale.net/n/logo.png

sending treeship some glossy photos of me in boxer briefs and one of those desktop calendars to help fuel his imagination

I hope the writer of the LA weekly piece chokes on a pretzel. Not lethally, but enough to give him a good scare and maybe embarass him a little.

― Treeship, Saturday, June 18, 2016 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

softman

That is very very specific.

its good as hell

finding a hard man?

k3v3ry ok.

Always entertaining to watch one of ILX's biggest misogynists pretend to care about women.

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:16 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eat shit, dick

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:17 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stoner

yeah i so fuckin' hate women, wow, you got me

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:22 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love that it took you less than a minute after I posted to fly over here and see what someone might have said about you.

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:29 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a full life

when shall we meet?

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:32 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stoner

If that deadspin article wasn't talking about ruining peoples lives just for the hell of it, it would be laughable. It can only discuss this in the terms of 'journalistic policy' and what people think in 'the field of journalism'. The self-obsession amongst these dipshits is so immense that it can't for one minute enter their minds, that this might actually have been a question about art and literature, and should be up to fans, critics and academics to figure out. No, this is a journalistic question, so here's how the most important people in the world, the journalists, should think about it. I honestly hope some stupid billionaire sues this piece of shit publication into oblivion as well, the world would be so much better without these assholes running around.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 1:58 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OI MEMBA BURIAL WAS SOME BLOKE INNA HOODIE INNIT

wrong thread