"Dear Mr. Bowers,
During the past three years, my tenure at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy and whim.
However, I have decided to spend more time with my family and attend to health issues that have recently arisen. I am proud to have been part of such an outstanding team and I wish this organization only the finest in future endeavors.
Please accept this cake as notification that I am leaving my position with NWT on March 27.
Sincerely,
W. Neil berrett"
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5000243/Man-resigns-from-job-by-handing-in-notice-on-cake.html
It's actually W. Neil Berrett holding the cake in the picture. I'm kind of disappointed, I'd been hoping that the guy was from the cake shop and was delivering the cake, and that the words on it were more like "shove yer feckin' job, w***er!". Because if I were ever to resign by cake, that's what I'd do. I guess that it just goes to show that not everyone in the world is as misanthropic as I am obviously.
― snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:12 (seventeen years ago)
"as part of our on going initiative to transition to a paperless workspace all documents will be cake"
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:23 (seventeen years ago)
related: http://www.library.uiuc.edu/ediblebooks/
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:25 (seventeen years ago)
okay it is totally unsurprising to me that someone who dresses like that would resign via cake
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:26 (seventeen years ago)
xp to Weiney I have been at those Youtube parties, ugh - Youtube should be closed on Friday and Saturday nights from 7pm to 3am.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:27 (seventeen years ago)
srsly, who the fuck turns on Youtube at a party
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
(xxxxpost) saves on buying paper shredders - if you need to destroy a document, simply eat it...
― snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
I mean, a small dinner is one thing, but at a PARTY you should be drinking/dancing/making out/puking/passing out/getting molested by your so-called "friend"/galloping towards a tragic death/playing cards/etc
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)
At my old house there was no smoking inside but people often gathered in the mudroom to smoke & exhale toward the open door, this was the room with the computers in it, hence the many nights where the parties devolved into Youtube parties :( I blame my roommate.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)
yah in my experience its more in a gathering type situation or when the party has dwindled to a gathering size
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)
with the computers in it
So you could play MUDs in the mudroom?
― snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.recipe4living.com/uploadedImages/Birthday%20Cake_nocandle.jpg
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, 29 March 2009 01:22 (seventeen years ago)
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/amazing-cake1.jpg
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, 29 March 2009 01:25 (seventeen years ago)
aw jeez, that last one...
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 29 March 2009 02:42 (seventeen years ago)
http://sonyaworld.com/wp-content/sofa_cake_michelle_bommarito.jpg
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 April 2009 08:06 (seventeen years ago)
ok wow
― Phillip That That That BIG-HOOS!!! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 5 April 2009 08:15 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/Jodee_R___ow___vday.jpg
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 03:29 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/Troy_K_-_tiny_balloons-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/Ryan_J___ow___carrot.jpg
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 03:30 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/Christine_A_2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/Eckert_Glynis_E.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/twoboysmomma_yahoo.jpg
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 03:31 (seventeen years ago)
"to cool" is killing me over here
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 May 2009 04:35 (seventeen years ago)
for some reason the one with the balloons is making me irl lol
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 06:17 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/Jesse_Y.jpg
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 May 2009 20:56 (seventeen years ago)
http://22.media.tumblr.com/f8YvghfiZnd2glwbding1sfWo1_400.jpg
― the table is the table, Monday, 11 May 2009 22:04 (seventeen years ago)
my arms to huge you
― high (latebloomer), Monday, 11 May 2009 22:24 (seventeen years ago)
ooh you gonna huge me! SO IS PIKACHU
http://coolest-birthday-cakes.shippony.com/images/characters/pokemon/pokemon-06.jpg
― the table is the table, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 01:52 (seventeen years ago)
i choose that
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 01:55 (seventeen years ago)
http://i42.tinypic.com/1ih17r.jpg
― voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 05:05 (seventeen years ago)
http://i41.tinypic.com/o08jyt.jpg
― voyeuristischer busch (unregistered), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 05:06 (seventeen years ago)
We had a going away party years ago for our friend Dinah, and I made her a cake the said "Eat Shit And Die(nah)"
― SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 15:11 (seventeen years ago)
That night I got so unbelievably wasted that I bought booze for teenagers, and handed it over to them outside the shop, right out in the open. One of my dumbest least proud moment!
― SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 15:14 (seventeen years ago)
former ilxor gradski has gotten yall a cake btw:
― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 01:30 (seventeen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2373/1985302317_0bc2179adc_o.jpg
WTFF is her t-shirt??? and do those legs belong to it in some way?
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:06 (seventeen years ago)
http://23.media.tumblr.com/f8YvghfiZpchstzuwl27ZJEZo1_400.jpg
― the blowhard is the blowhard (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 July 2009 01:39 (sixteen years ago)
No no no no no no no.
YES!
― bamcquern, Thursday, 2 July 2009 02:25 (sixteen years ago)
i just nearly exploded surpressing workplace lol after lol.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 2 July 2009 08:44 (sixteen years ago)
dammit never noticed the cold sore one had been posted before. mr que, i curse you and kiss you.
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)
http://8.media.tumblr.com/vEp4Dky3Yq1xq0jkjxZjV4t9o1_500.jpg
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 August 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)
BOOMING CAKE
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 17 August 2009 03:38 (sixteen years ago)
http://image22.webshots.com/22/5/29/32/366352932ZIitre_ph.jpg
― braveclub, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 14:00 (sixteen years ago)
What is it, boy? You say Timmy's in the well?
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)
okay, so i'm not gonna make this thread NSFW, but i thought i'd share this TOTALLY AMAZINGLY DISGUSTING NOT SAFE FOR WORK cake. be prepared.
http://www.urod.ru/files/kakku8.jpg
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:37 (sixteen years ago)
omggggggggggggg
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:43 (sixteen years ago)
omg
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:51 (sixteen years ago)
at first i misread the "happy birthday!1!11" part as implying that the cake was for an 11-year-old kid
― some dude, Sunday, 27 September 2009 05:16 (sixteen years ago)
had to review the image to look for that, thanks.
― ian, Sunday, 27 September 2009 05:39 (sixteen years ago)