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Owl My Lovin'

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)

owl about that mice

clouds, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:59 (eleven years ago)

oh god

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 October 2014 14:00 (eleven years ago)

Owl at the moon

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)

Hey Baby (Drop Twit Twoo the Floor)

soref, Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)

a symphonic prog metal cover of "gold" by spandau ballet

r u kidding this is maybe the best idea in all history
they have to keep the setting of the video, tho, but add pazuzu

Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

Owlen Pellett

http://i.imgur.com/ODF9slu.jpg

GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

xp :D

clouds, Sunday, 19 October 2014 16:23 (eleven years ago)

Paper towels and other consumables that are alternately printed with "Hatfield" or "McCoy". People would consume twice as fast because "I'm not using a goddamned Hatfield paper towel!", etc. Of course Mother Earth loses in this scenario, but I've suspected Mother Earth of being a goddamned Hatfield for some time now.

I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 20 October 2014 18:05 (eleven years ago)

There's a seed of marketing brilliance in there. Like selling "not racist" light bulbs. Oh, you don't buy our products? Huh. Interesting.

Horrible Health (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 October 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)

ah the ilx test

local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 20 October 2014 18:23 (eleven years ago)

"Yes, my whole family switched over to using black lights exclusively to prove we're not racist. Now, if you pay attention to the tiger in the center of the painting, you will observe that its stripes flutter in time to the music."

pplains, Monday, 20 October 2014 18:27 (eleven years ago)

A prank iphone app that requires you to "calibrate" it by going through a series of increasingly ludicrous motions with your phone (like the figure 8 thing but getting increasingly complex) before just laughing at you and telling you you look ridiculous.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 October 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)

$50 mil first round of VC guaranteed

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:36 (eleven years ago)

Tim Burton remake of Worzel Gummidge with Johnny Depp as Worzel, the film would focus on his troubled father/son relationship with the Crowman

soref, Saturday, 25 October 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

made CL ad for CANNES
haven't published yet but it's ready to go

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

As Jackie Liebezeit?

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

Seeking Dame Suzuki, Helga Czukay and Irma Schmidt.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

Jacqui. Yes!

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)

Buy some of those blowjob mouths (as seen in the NSFW thread) and a party pack of dildos and film a scene with a pair of strobe lights called The 19th Hole

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)

A recruitment consultancy that specialises in getting homeless people into temp jobs called 'Bums on Seats'.

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 15:48 (eleven years ago)

A poster of Klay Thompson and Stephan Curry shooting threes with the caption "Golden Showers" #terriblehoopideas

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)

THurding, a short work of fiction about how ILX is destroyed by terrible garbage posters such as myself but then rebuilt again by a familiar and brave ILX poster with a creative new name.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 November 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

I had an idea a while back for a sitcom that was just 30 minutes of opening credits, with like 500 different characters.

― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Thursday, November 21, 2013 6:47 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark

so i guess adult swim just did this? when i first heard about it i was like "i swear to god someone on ilx proposed this very thing."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw

you little affront to god (reddening), Saturday, 8 November 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

Insp3ct0r G4dg3t: A XXX pr0n parody

wackness unlimited (snoball), Saturday, 8 November 2014 13:01 (eleven years ago)

"Go g0 g4dg3t p3nis!"

wackness unlimited (snoball), Saturday, 8 November 2014 13:01 (eleven years ago)

That Too Many Cooks video is a lot like my endless sitcom credits
idea!

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:57 (eleven years ago)

Oh lol someone already said that.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:57 (eleven years ago)

dang, you were even late on that.

pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:39 (eleven years ago)

Mine would t have relied on gore though. My sitcoms

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

,*a family program

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, the gore angle was a little disappointing, it's a great video but I wish it literally had just been this endless, weirdly plausible sitcom.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

'Duty Free'

A perfume that smells like all other perfumes mixed together and makes you feel as if you're going on holiday.

butt slam mechanics (onimo), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 10:32 (eleven years ago)

haha!

joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 10:36 (eleven years ago)

a combo weed/gun shop called canniballistics - logo is some dude eating another dude

Mordy, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:23 (eleven years ago)

I love that.

i only wanted freidn (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:25 (eleven years ago)

A meme where an alert from Mavericks comes up that says "Force Quit Everything?" and then you see that Gary Oldman gif that's real intense.

pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:26 (eleven years ago)

Except Mavericks doesn't display an alert like that and Oldman's character is actually saying "Everyone!"

pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:26 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_iAE2JIyEE

tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

sorry, don't know that one, never watched breaking bad

pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)

Inspired by a sign at the gym that has

YO
GA

in huge letters, I want Lady Gaga and Yo-Yo Ma to team up and make a yoga instructional video

YOYO
GAGA
YOGA

joygoat, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)

I also want someone in Tacoma to open an all-you-can-eat taqueria and name it TACOMA TACO COMA

joygoat, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)

a man, a plan

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)

TACO COMA is a great name no matter where it's located

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)

TACO COMA, TACO HI-I-I-GH

dogen, lord soto zen (clouds), Thursday, 13 November 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

80s style PSAs about the importance of googling things

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 November 2014 12:33 (eleven years ago)

Taco Coma Va

Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Monday, 17 November 2014 12:43 (eleven years ago)

Tacoma Taco Coma Mama

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 November 2014 14:12 (eleven years ago)

clothing line/store for stylish dads called Miami Dad County

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

thats a great idea

✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:54 (eleven years ago)


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