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tracklist
1. Autumn Weed
2. All the Bongs You Are
3. Groovin' High
4. I Didn't Know What Time It Was
5. Peace Piece
6. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

etc.

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 August 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)

7. Song For My Dealer

weatheringdaleson, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

a service where non-musicians hum/sing a tune they've made up themselves and then trained musicians/singers recreate them.

Scary Darey (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:30 (eleven years ago)

^ this is an old idea. Used to be lots of adverts in NME/Melody Maker for exactly this service.

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:40 (eleven years ago)

eg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czzg-F4tLYM

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:49 (eleven years ago)

A music blog titled "I Could Fuck This" where I review songs and albums based on a scale of how aroused they make me.

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

An 8 bit digital-to-analogue expansion for the ZX Spectrum, called 'DAC In A Box'.

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)

hadn't heard blind man's penis in a long time, thanks.

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)

referring to cocaine as 'lord sugar'

for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 28 August 2014 11:59 (eleven years ago)

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:59 (eleven years ago)

That's Darth Sugar to you...

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 28 August 2014 14:11 (eleven years ago)

four weeks pass...

Kickstarter for a movie in which Ben Savage runs a Kickstarter promising a 'Boy Meets World' movie but runs off with the cash

ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)

I would also run off with the cash

ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:51 (eleven years ago)

funeral service where a songwriter for hire sings about the deceased's life to the tune of 'We Didn't Start The Fire'

well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Friday, 26 September 2014 07:53 (eleven years ago)

love that.

zip it shrimpy (dog latin), Friday, 26 September 2014 08:21 (eleven years ago)

I like both of those a lot

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)

Kickstarter for a movie in which Ben Savage runs a Kickstarter promising a 'Boy Meets World' movie but runs off with the cash

this is an incredible idea

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Sunday, 28 September 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

A workout trend based on those "it's showtime" dancers on the subway -- would be sort of like a modified pole-dancing workout but there would also be overhead bars and dance moves. Studios would look like a subway train, maybe even have some kind of motion capability to simulate train movement.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 17:05 (eleven years ago)

I'd be amazed if someone isn't working on this.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 September 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)

Changing my surname to 'Neckbeard' so that every time anyone mentions my surname I correct them and say 'It's pronounced "Neckbeard"', even though that's what they just said.

Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:26 (eleven years ago)

new proposed rule for mlb: if you hit a pop-up and reach the base before it's caught, you're safe.

Mordy, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:51 (eleven years ago)

Dew Hickeys: A hookup spot, open only for the couple hours after dawn when dewdrops are perceptible on the patio's foliage.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 13:50 (eleven years ago)

Or lollipops/suckers that taste like Mountain Dew.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)

You could also call them Dew Lickies.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)

Pizza in the shape of a butt called PizzAzz.

Portly Backgammon (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 October 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

an advertising campaign for stella artois that features a reanimated marlon brando screaming for his streetcar wife

Mordy, Thursday, 2 October 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)

Maybe they could make them like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JXwEWieBi8

pplains, Thursday, 2 October 2014 19:48 (eleven years ago)

recursive deep frying

Mordy, Sunday, 5 October 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

Friends themed French/Italian sandwich shop called Joey TrèsBieni's.

Guinness on your moustache (onimo), Thursday, 9 October 2014 12:12 (eleven years ago)

Prince had this side project where he'd pitch shift his vocals up, called 'Camille'. Terrible idea: get Snoop Dogg to do the same and call the project 'Shizzelle'.

wackness unlimited (snoball), Saturday, 11 October 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

A dubai restaurant built so that it's jutting out of the second story of a building and has a glass floor -- beneath your feet are slave laborers working on a construction site and being whipped

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:18 (eleven years ago)

An ad campaign for select-a-size paper towels featuring a rasta called MISTA SELECTA-SIZE

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2014 14:52 (eleven years ago)

wow

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

I momentarily tried to come up with some lines for the ads, but then I realized me trying to write reggae-ish lyrics about paper towels in bad fake Jamaican patois was not just a terrible idea but kind of o_O

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2014 16:27 (eleven years ago)

a symphonic prog metal cover of "gold" by spandau ballet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

clouds, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:31 (eleven years ago)

'Weird Owl', a parody act that solely changes words of popular songs to be about owls.

emil.y, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:06 (eleven years ago)

Owlen Pellett

龜✊ (wins), Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:16 (eleven years ago)

owlelujah

estela, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:23 (eleven years ago)

Owl Be There

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:45 (eleven years ago)

Owl <--------- this is Cher

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:51 (eleven years ago)

Owl My Lovin'

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)

owl about that mice

clouds, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:59 (eleven years ago)

oh god

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 October 2014 14:00 (eleven years ago)

Owl at the moon

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)

Hey Baby (Drop Twit Twoo the Floor)

soref, Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)

a symphonic prog metal cover of "gold" by spandau ballet

r u kidding this is maybe the best idea in all history
they have to keep the setting of the video, tho, but add pazuzu

Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

Owlen Pellett

http://i.imgur.com/ODF9slu.jpg

GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

xp :D

clouds, Sunday, 19 October 2014 16:23 (eleven years ago)

Paper towels and other consumables that are alternately printed with "Hatfield" or "McCoy". People would consume twice as fast because "I'm not using a goddamned Hatfield paper towel!", etc. Of course Mother Earth loses in this scenario, but I've suspected Mother Earth of being a goddamned Hatfield for some time now.

I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 20 October 2014 18:05 (eleven years ago)

There's a seed of marketing brilliance in there. Like selling "not racist" light bulbs. Oh, you don't buy our products? Huh. Interesting.

Horrible Health (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 October 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)


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