Will Have Smashed - thread of conditional sexual intent
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 15 August 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)
terrible idea
― Mordy, Friday, 15 August 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)
so nult gonna happen
― Atp Fin (wins), Friday, 15 August 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)
committed monogamist Mordy will have registered his disdain at this controversial notion
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 15 August 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)
starting a music venue called The Conference Room, so I can have Vanilla Ice in the Conference Room
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 22 August 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)
Stoner rock covers of jazz standards. Band is called High Standards. First record: How High the Moon
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 August 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)
tracklist1. Autumn Weed2. All the Bongs You Are3. Groovin' High4. I Didn't Know What Time It Was5. Peace Piece6. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
etc.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 August 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)
7. Song For My Dealer
― weatheringdaleson, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)
a service where non-musicians hum/sing a tune they've made up themselves and then trained musicians/singers recreate them.
― Scary Darey (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:30 (eleven years ago)
^ this is an old idea. Used to be lots of adverts in NME/Melody Maker for exactly this service.
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:40 (eleven years ago)
eg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czzg-F4tLYM
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:49 (eleven years ago)
A music blog titled "I Could Fuck This" where I review songs and albums based on a scale of how aroused they make me.
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)
An 8 bit digital-to-analogue expansion for the ZX Spectrum, called 'DAC In A Box'.
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)
hadn't heard blind man's penis in a long time, thanks.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)
referring to cocaine as 'lord sugar'
― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 28 August 2014 11:59 (eleven years ago)
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:59 (eleven years ago)
That's Darth Sugar to you...
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 28 August 2014 14:11 (eleven years ago)
Kickstarter for a movie in which Ben Savage runs a Kickstarter promising a 'Boy Meets World' movie but runs off with the cash
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)
I would also run off with the cash
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:51 (eleven years ago)
funeral service where a songwriter for hire sings about the deceased's life to the tune of 'We Didn't Start The Fire'
― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Friday, 26 September 2014 07:53 (eleven years ago)
love that.
― zip it shrimpy (dog latin), Friday, 26 September 2014 08:21 (eleven years ago)
I like both of those a lot
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)
this is an incredible idea
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Sunday, 28 September 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)
A workout trend based on those "it's showtime" dancers on the subway -- would be sort of like a modified pole-dancing workout but there would also be overhead bars and dance moves. Studios would look like a subway train, maybe even have some kind of motion capability to simulate train movement.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 17:05 (eleven years ago)
I'd be amazed if someone isn't working on this.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 September 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)
Changing my surname to 'Neckbeard' so that every time anyone mentions my surname I correct them and say 'It's pronounced "Neckbeard"', even though that's what they just said.
― Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:26 (eleven years ago)
new proposed rule for mlb: if you hit a pop-up and reach the base before it's caught, you're safe.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:51 (eleven years ago)
Dew Hickeys: A hookup spot, open only for the couple hours after dawn when dewdrops are perceptible on the patio's foliage.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 13:50 (eleven years ago)
Or lollipops/suckers that taste like Mountain Dew.
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)
You could also call them Dew Lickies.
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)
Pizza in the shape of a butt called PizzAzz.
― Portly Backgammon (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 October 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)
an advertising campaign for stella artois that features a reanimated marlon brando screaming for his streetcar wife
― Mordy, Thursday, 2 October 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)
Maybe they could make them like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JXwEWieBi8
― pplains, Thursday, 2 October 2014 19:48 (eleven years ago)
recursive deep frying
― Mordy, Sunday, 5 October 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)
Friends themed French/Italian sandwich shop called Joey TrèsBieni's.
― Guinness on your moustache (onimo), Thursday, 9 October 2014 12:12 (eleven years ago)
Prince had this side project where he'd pitch shift his vocals up, called 'Camille'. Terrible idea: get Snoop Dogg to do the same and call the project 'Shizzelle'.
― wackness unlimited (snoball), Saturday, 11 October 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)
A dubai restaurant built so that it's jutting out of the second story of a building and has a glass floor -- beneath your feet are slave laborers working on a construction site and being whipped
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:18 (eleven years ago)
An ad campaign for select-a-size paper towels featuring a rasta called MISTA SELECTA-SIZE
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2014 14:52 (eleven years ago)
wow
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)
I momentarily tried to come up with some lines for the ads, but then I realized me trying to write reggae-ish lyrics about paper towels in bad fake Jamaican patois was not just a terrible idea but kind of o_O
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2014 16:27 (eleven years ago)
a symphonic prog metal cover of "gold" by spandau ballet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
― clouds, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:31 (eleven years ago)
'Weird Owl', a parody act that solely changes words of popular songs to be about owls.
― emil.y, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:06 (eleven years ago)
Owlen Pellett
― 龜✊ (wins), Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:16 (eleven years ago)
owlelujah
― estela, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:23 (eleven years ago)
Owl Be There
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:45 (eleven years ago)
Owl <--------- this is Cher
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:51 (eleven years ago)
Owl My Lovin'
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)
owl about that mice
― clouds, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:59 (eleven years ago)
oh god
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 October 2014 14:00 (eleven years ago)
Owl at the moon
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 October 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)