<3 that gullible conscientious imaginary talking dog.
― estela, Monday, 11 August 2014 10:02 (nine years ago) link
also the notion of a crabbits song about judge ito.
― estela, Monday, 11 August 2014 10:08 (nine years ago) link
hawaii five-0)))
― noballs (wins), Monday, 11 August 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link
buggr - an app for when you want an arse - any arse, any gender - right now
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Thursday, 14 August 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
restaurant sub-category of TI: a cameraman goes round tables filming people, it appears on a big screen, maybe you get interviewed too. Basically you get fame within the confines of the restaurant. I could probably get a minor celebrity to MC, wld have to think about the demographics before deciding. Maybe I'd reach out to paparazzihire.co.uk too.
I mean this would be the most nightmarish dining experience, but I've noticed many people are the opposite of me.
― woof, Thursday, 14 August 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link
an album with a hologram cover that has moving fireplace flames below a title that reads Tenor Sax at one angle and Tender Sex at the other. the disc will of course contain tender sex sounds that tenor saxophonists can use to set the mood during practice.
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 August 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link
Will Have Smashed - thread of conditional sexual intent
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 15 August 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link
terrible idea
― Mordy, Friday, 15 August 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
so nult gonna happen
― Atp Fin (wins), Friday, 15 August 2014 19:24 (nine years ago) link
committed monogamist Mordy will have registered his disdain at this controversial notion
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Friday, 15 August 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link
starting a music venue called The Conference Room, so I can have Vanilla Ice in the Conference Room
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 22 August 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link
Stoner rock covers of jazz standards. Band is called High Standards. First record: How High the Moon
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 August 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link
tracklist1. Autumn Weed2. All the Bongs You Are3. Groovin' High4. I Didn't Know What Time It Was5. Peace Piece6. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
etc.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 August 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
7. Song For My Dealer
― weatheringdaleson, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link
a service where non-musicians hum/sing a tune they've made up themselves and then trained musicians/singers recreate them.
― Scary Darey (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:30 (nine years ago) link
^ this is an old idea. Used to be lots of adverts in NME/Melody Maker for exactly this service.
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:40 (nine years ago) link
eg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czzg-F4tLYM
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:49 (nine years ago) link
A music blog titled "I Could Fuck This" where I review songs and albums based on a scale of how aroused they make me.
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
An 8 bit digital-to-analogue expansion for the ZX Spectrum, called 'DAC In A Box'.
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link
hadn't heard blind man's penis in a long time, thanks.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
referring to cocaine as 'lord sugar'
― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 28 August 2014 11:59 (nine years ago) link
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:59 (nine years ago) link
That's Darth Sugar to you...
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 28 August 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link
Kickstarter for a movie in which Ben Savage runs a Kickstarter promising a 'Boy Meets World' movie but runs off with the cash
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
I would also run off with the cash
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link
funeral service where a songwriter for hire sings about the deceased's life to the tune of 'We Didn't Start The Fire'
― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Friday, 26 September 2014 07:53 (nine years ago) link
love that.
― zip it shrimpy (dog latin), Friday, 26 September 2014 08:21 (nine years ago) link
I like both of those a lot
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link
this is an incredible idea
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Sunday, 28 September 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
A workout trend based on those "it's showtime" dancers on the subway -- would be sort of like a modified pole-dancing workout but there would also be overhead bars and dance moves. Studios would look like a subway train, maybe even have some kind of motion capability to simulate train movement.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
I'd be amazed if someone isn't working on this.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 September 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
Changing my surname to 'Neckbeard' so that every time anyone mentions my surname I correct them and say 'It's pronounced "Neckbeard"', even though that's what they just said.
― Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:26 (nine years ago) link
new proposed rule for mlb: if you hit a pop-up and reach the base before it's caught, you're safe.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:51 (nine years ago) link
Dew Hickeys: A hookup spot, open only for the couple hours after dawn when dewdrops are perceptible on the patio's foliage.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
Or lollipops/suckers that taste like Mountain Dew.
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
You could also call them Dew Lickies.
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link
Pizza in the shape of a butt called PizzAzz.
― Portly Backgammon (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 October 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link
an advertising campaign for stella artois that features a reanimated marlon brando screaming for his streetcar wife
― Mordy, Thursday, 2 October 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
Maybe they could make them like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JXwEWieBi8
― pplains, Thursday, 2 October 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
recursive deep frying
― Mordy, Sunday, 5 October 2014 03:50 (nine years ago) link
Friends themed French/Italian sandwich shop called Joey TrèsBieni's.
― Guinness on your moustache (onimo), Thursday, 9 October 2014 12:12 (nine years ago) link
Prince had this side project where he'd pitch shift his vocals up, called 'Camille'. Terrible idea: get Snoop Dogg to do the same and call the project 'Shizzelle'.
― wackness unlimited (snoball), Saturday, 11 October 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
A dubai restaurant built so that it's jutting out of the second story of a building and has a glass floor -- beneath your feet are slave laborers working on a construction site and being whipped
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link
An ad campaign for select-a-size paper towels featuring a rasta called MISTA SELECTA-SIZE
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link
wow
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
I momentarily tried to come up with some lines for the ads, but then I realized me trying to write reggae-ish lyrics about paper towels in bad fake Jamaican patois was not just a terrible idea but kind of o_O
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 October 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
a symphonic prog metal cover of "gold" by spandau ballet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
― clouds, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link
'Weird Owl', a parody act that solely changes words of popular songs to be about owls.
― emil.y, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:06 (nine years ago) link
Owlen Pellett
― 龜✊ (wins), Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link
owlelujah
― estela, Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link