your terrible ideas

Bro Jam, a band of aggro, musclebound bros who cover only Pearl Jam songs and songs from the Space Jam soundtrack and whose between-song "banter" consists entirely of audience harassment.

I've always hated Tupac but never really objectively listened to anything of his, so while doing yard work the other day I listened to All Eyez on Me.

At one point another rapper comes in and my first thought is that it sounded like Trugoy / Dave from De La Soul which seemed like the most incongruous guest spot ever. Later it sounded like Tupac said the phrase "Ron Paul" which also seemed weird.

My terrible idea is that someday, some combination of sufficiently advanced artificial intelligence, vast lyrical content analysis, and whatever made the Tupac hologram a reality could generate previously non-existent hip hop tracks made to your specifications. So you could ask for and hear, say, a Tupac song about Ron Paul with a guest verses from Trugoy and Kool Moe Dee, produced by Prince Paul.

A Tumblr called 'Ghouls in Kagools'.

A tribute act called Bond Jovi, which does Bon Jovi songs in the style of Bond themes and vice versa.

dog latin, don't give that one away for free. you should totally do that.

I had a dream last night about Older Retired Sibling Magazine. Kinda thinking I need to sink my life savings into making it a reality.

I can actually hear the Bond theme interpolated with 'You Give Love A Bad Name' in my head now.

Please just do "You give love lolololove a bad babad ba bad bad bad name name name name naname name name."

To the guitar part and it's just you and a acoustic.

a small town used car dealership commercial that gets progressively louder and angrier and distorted and closer to the owner's screaming mouth and then zooms out slightly to show that you're in the used car dealership owner's sweaty shed in the backwoods and he's still screaming at you and there's no door

that's got to be your next project Karl. srs.

Like an advertising version of 'the Pressures of the Text'.

dying at that image

it's got to build so gradually and be so horrible and distorted by the end, like that moment where you're just about to nod off on the train and the sounds around you get replaced by 'sleep noise'.

series of 'young adult' James Bond spin-off novels told from the POV of Blofeld's cat

I had an idea the other day for a horror movie called "I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE"

and then the sequel, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE TOO

Like an advertising version of 'the Pressures of the Text'.

dang, i hadn't seen that before! all terrible ideas have been done before

On October 31, 2014: HE WILL SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

"Jeff, I dunno, I'm nervous, do you think anyone sees what we did here?"
"Don't worry, no one is gonna see what we did here, I promise."
...

Secondhand -- an app that resolves the impossibility of taking a "Home Alone Selfie" by digitally adding a realistic hand to your other cheek

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE LAST SUMMER

dying at all of the above

A blog of music interviews that takes bands to task for factual errors in their songs: "Joey Tempest of Europe, do you still maintain that Venus is, indeed, 'light years' away?"

A version of "God Bless The U.S.A." with extra-dramatic breaks/pauses right after the part where he sings "And I'll gladly stand UP" like the first time it just drops out for a second, the second time it's longer, the third time there's this sick two-bar drum fill, etc.

I can hear it now, and it's glorious

50 Shades of Green - erotic fiction for stoners

Dude! Get on that.

gtf

we can have nothing nice at all with ye

An album called 'James Blunt rhymes with...', where Blunt collaborates with various rappers.

order the toaster that can imprint images onto bread and have burn an image of the dog with the butthole that has jesus in it onto my toast every morning

A group of very bad musicians getting together to form a Can cover band called Can't

Where do I sign up?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Rylan

A Dyson Airblade commercial featuring Tommy Cooper.

a psychedelic mash-up of 'butterfly kisses' and 'kisses for breakfast' called 'butterfly kisses for breakfast'. the incoherence of lyrics such as 'butterfly kisses for breakfast after bedtime prayer' and 'to deserve her love every morning and butterfly kisses for breakfast at night' will be celebrated in this mash-up.

A limited edition Fanta called Fanta Black that's coloured with Vantablack (which is probably poisonous anyway).

A cover version of Bananarama's 'Venus', retitled 'Penis', with the lyrics amended accordingly.

fyi i worked out the lyrics to that in fourth grade

you can buy them from me for $5

I will also sell my non-parody song, penned in sixth grade, about Judge Ito for $5 USD.

Buy-one-get-one-free jazz

if you are feeling guilty about leaving your dog home alone all day i'll come around twice a week right after lunch or so and pretend to break in so your dog can scare me off. then when you come home and ask him what he did today and you see how proud of himself he is you can think "that's 10 bucks well spent."

<3 that gullible conscientious imaginary talking dog.

also the notion of a crabbits song about judge ito.

hawaii five-0)))

buggr - an app for when you want an arse - any arse, any gender - right now

restaurant sub-category of TI: a cameraman goes round tables filming people, it appears on a big screen, maybe you get interviewed too. Basically you get fame within the confines of the restaurant. I could probably get a minor celebrity to MC, wld have to think about the demographics before deciding. Maybe I'd reach out to paparazzihire.co.uk too.

I mean this would be the most nightmarish dining experience, but I've noticed many people are the opposite of me.

an album with a hologram cover that has moving fireplace flames below a title that reads Tenor Sax at one angle and Tender Sex at the other. the disc will of course contain tender sex sounds that tenor saxophonists can use to set the mood during practice.

Will Have Smashed - thread of conditional sexual intent