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zxc, Saturday, 29 March 2014 00:09 (twelve years ago)

a rap crew called Young Cassius with DJ Market Horatio whose signature airhorn -we on the track- sample are clips of Marlon Brando as Caesar and Hamlet saying "Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look... Mark it, Horatio!"

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 16:54 (twelve years ago)

prob also belongs in http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=82861&action=showall&bookmarkedmessageid=4911739

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 16:55 (twelve years ago)

a drama about a cannibal who masturbates to zombie movies

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 April 2014 22:18 (twelve years ago)

The wanking dead?

koogs, Saturday, 5 April 2014 00:13 (twelve years ago)

nice.

how's life, Saturday, 5 April 2014 09:35 (twelve years ago)

'Bacoin' - a combined cryptocurrency / bacon product.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 6 April 2014 18:37 (twelve years ago)

I still think about my Clint Eastwood chris tucker movie idea a lot

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 04:18 (twelve years ago)

depression-style parody of Blurred Lines called "Bread Lines"

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:57 (twelve years ago)

a fake twitter feed of a racist stripper named Belle_Curve

goole, Thursday, 17 April 2014 19:21 (twelve years ago)

"ass, sass and spss"

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 April 2014 19:52 (twelve years ago)

My four part plan:

  • Moon at the Pope
  • Pope at the Moon
  • Poop on the Moon
  • Poop on the Pope
...all set to the tune of Ozzy Osbourne's 'Bark at the Moon'.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Friday, 18 April 2014 07:37 (twelve years ago)

liking this

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:11 (twelve years ago)

log into runescape! =(

ledos, Sunday, 20 April 2014 16:38 (twelve years ago)

A guitar controller for Guitar Hero / Rock Band that's double necked like Jimmy Page's Gibson SG.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 3 May 2014 12:05 (twelve years ago)

I think that exists

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 3 May 2014 13:08 (twelve years ago)

gnocchi restaurant called Potatios

how's life, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:48 (twelve years ago)

I had an incredibly stupid moment earlier where I was unable to parse the big Jimmy Buffet sticker on the back of an SUV and couldn't understand what PARRO THEAD meant. The rest of my ride home I imagined this into a black metal Jimmy Buffet cover band led by a guy in corpse paint wearing a black and white hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, with coconut shell skulls, etc.

joygoat, Saturday, 10 May 2014 06:38 (twelve years ago)

Commercial for a Pizza Hut pizza called "Meatlovers Supreme" where the name of the pizza is sung to the tune of "A Love Supreme"

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 May 2014 01:12 (twelve years ago)

meat love supreme
meat love supreme
meat love supreme

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:38 (twelve years ago)

with necessary "halal supreme" truthers

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:46 (twelve years ago)

throneo: an app that connects you with people in your area who will carry you to your destination in a palanquin

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 May 2014 02:00 (twelve years ago)

Convincing Black Box Recorder to reform and by the UK's entry in next year's Eurovision.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Friday, 23 May 2014 18:40 (twelve years ago)

pizza-themed Average White Band group called Average White Pie. "Pick up the Pizzas" obvs.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 31 May 2014 20:35 (twelve years ago)

All women Can cover band called Cannes (this has probably already happened)

La Lechera, Saturday, 31 May 2014 22:17 (twelve years ago)

Hyphy Ructose Corn Syrup

Film set in the East Bay in the early 2000s about two friends who chance upon a winning formula for an industrial agricultural sweetener.

how's life, Saturday, 31 May 2014 23:45 (twelve years ago)

The Jim Rome Circus Sideshow

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 June 2014 00:41 (twelve years ago)

Shut Up and Dance comeback single called "Vaping I'm Vaping"

Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)

A funeral directors called 'It's Your Funeral'

now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:58 (twelve years ago)

A bar called "The Thirteenth Step"
― I'm sure Ebay has some wicked pog collections (forksclovetofu), Thursday, November 11, 2010 3:22 PM

huh
http://www.thirteenthstepnyc.com/

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:08 (twelve years ago)

well you were right about it being a terrible idea.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 June 2014 19:12 (twelve years ago)

thank you.

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:12 (twelve years ago)

A funeral directors called 'It's Your Funeral'

― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Monday, June 2, 2014 2:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I laughed a lot at this one.

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:41 (twelve years ago)

It reminds me *ahem* of one of my own terrible ideas, a "For Dummies" style series of introductory manuals called "What Part of ____ Don't You Understand?!"

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:42 (twelve years ago)

Shut Up and Dance comeback single called "Vaping I'm Vaping"

Yes! And the cover should be an update of:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzzPGxMiLLaa_cRCxxLWCIUJyRMOLGgKWylvRzioT4e3Tr3uBgUw

woof, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:53 (twelve years ago)

that man is afraid of those swords. He is holding them very gingerly.

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:56 (twelve years ago)

he's a dancer not a fighter

Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:57 (twelve years ago)

Is the one guy's name Shut Up and the other guy Dance?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:54 (twelve years ago)

that is Shut and Dance. Up died in 1990. Dance, Before the Police Come is about the controversial circumstances of Up's death.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:12 (twelve years ago)

No Dancing, Just Shut Up

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:13 (twelve years ago)

Mr Up's Nightmare

woof, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:21 (twelve years ago)

a TV drama about a middle-aged guy whose family desert him and in a fit of depression he sets out to self-spoil every DVD boxed set he owns

arid banter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:37 (twelve years ago)

'Cardies in Cardies' - a blog/tumblr of pictures of all the people who've played Cardassians in Star Trek, wearing cardigans.

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 19:25 (twelve years ago)

i was going to photoshop frank sobotka on the cover of the new swans album

http://i.imgur.com/Ildk6Gg.png
http://i.imgur.com/WlrB4T7.png

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 6 June 2014 00:40 (twelve years ago)

pleeeeeeeease

sufi john paxson (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 6 June 2014 00:49 (twelve years ago)

using a hollowed out heart of palm as a blunt

Mordy, Sunday, 8 June 2014 22:47 (twelve years ago)

A parody of those t-shirts/sweatshirts that have totally bogus things like '1968 Athletics Division' printed on them, except mine would be '1922 Committee' and other politically related stuff. Maybe a sub-line with names of abolished quangos (http://www.direct.gov.uk/prod_consum_dg/groups/dg_digitalassets/@dg/@en/documents/digitalasset/dg_191543.pdf).

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 14 June 2014 10:11 (twelve years ago)

I always wanted to do shirts for musical concerts that happened before the invention of T-shirts. Like a Jospehine Baker Paris tour shirt, or the premiere of 'The Rite of Spring'

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 20 June 2014 05:40 (twelve years ago)

i'd wear a rite of spring t-shirt if it looked cool

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 20 June 2014 13:45 (twelve years ago)

dude that is a great idea

goole, Friday, 20 June 2014 17:05 (twelve years ago)


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