A recruitment consultancy that specialises in avant-garde jobs called Evovle.
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 11:44 (ten years ago) link
a CEO position where amenties goes to the homeless in order to track in great detail the synchronicity of their collection and interaction, speech pattern, in terms of currency imprint, emotive evokations, ling
― maralin mansion (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:09 (ten years ago) link
a jump the shark style thing where society "molests the nigger"
― maralin mansion (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:12 (ten years ago) link
can you explain that one a bit more?
― dylannn, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:17 (ten years ago) link
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― dylannn, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:18 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1964958_10152223764686212_582111537_n.jpg
― maralin mansion (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:24 (ten years ago) link
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― dylannn, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:38 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9dAWEGljyY
― dylannn, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:41 (ten years ago) link
creating socks that have extremely similar names to regular ilxors in order to cause "mayhem", eg dylannnn, ned ragget, imaqo, treship, underrated aerosmith botlegs i have owned, etc.
― james franco, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:59 (ten years ago) link
uv gon 2 far dylannnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!! ilubb
― perth (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 04:15 (ten years ago) link
Pooping all inside of the senior football championship trophy
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 04:40 (ten years ago) link
ilubb
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 06:19 (ten years ago) link
A service that sends stat guys to pickup basketball games and gives you elaborate analysis/shot charts of your pickup game.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 February 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link
A service that sends guys to boo the opposing team in pickup basketball games
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 27 February 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link
^^ nice
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 27 February 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link
An album of hip-hop covers done in the style of Chas & Dave, called 'Pub Can't Handle Me'.
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Friday, 28 February 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link
a rap album produced by MS. (cracky chan) featuring dylannxn
― shitbreath (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Saturday, 1 March 2014 01:06 (ten years ago) link
greenspun blood in blood out
― shitbreath (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Sunday, 2 March 2014 08:01 (ten years ago) link
total response day: where i'd respond to every single tweet in my feed for a day as if it were personally addressed to me.
― goole, Thursday, 6 March 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link
See: lawnmower man and anti-white masculinism, as well as '_isolationist' philogyny
― shitbreath (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Friday, 7 March 2014 10:50 (ten years ago) link
new version of wolfram alpha called Coked-Up (Stephen) Stills
― POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link
an internet-wide version of Craigslist's Missed Connections, where people could attempt to revive their old usenet/ilx/myspace/twitter romances.
what happened to you, xxxmandeegurl1987? we were tight in the AOL Cool People Only chatroom in ~2001-2003, but then you just disappeared! hit me up (it's me jeremyxcore4986)."
― his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link
Terrifying to contemplate.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:41 (ten years ago) link
A hip-hop song where the vocals are sampled from Newman and Baddiel's 'History Today' sketches.
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 22 March 2014 11:59 (ten years ago) link
A giant push button on the back of a bus, so that people who are running to catch the bus can hit the button to let the driver know that they're there.
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Friday, 28 March 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link
I like that. It needs to be lolhueg though.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 March 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link
a small button next to every seat inside the bus that will block the signal from the lolhueg button in the back so that the driver won't stop
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 March 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link
the bus is really not supposed to stop for those people, and if it's a line that runs like every 5-10 minutes (as opposed to every hour or something), I really don't blame a bus driver for not doing so. One dude who is late doesn't get to gum up the entire bus system. It's like the people who run for a leaving subway and then jam up the doors and hold them for their five friends coming down the stairs.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 March 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link
lol
― zxc, Saturday, 29 March 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link
a rap crew called Young Cassius with DJ Market Horatio whose signature airhorn -we on the track- sample are clips of Marlon Brando as Caesar and Hamlet saying "Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look... Mark it, Horatio!"
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 16:54 (ten years ago) link
prob also belongs in http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=82861&action=showall&bookmarkedmessageid=4911739
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 16:55 (ten years ago) link
a drama about a cannibal who masturbates to zombie movies
― Karl Malone, Friday, 4 April 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link
The wanking dead?
― koogs, Saturday, 5 April 2014 00:13 (ten years ago) link
nice.
― how's life, Saturday, 5 April 2014 09:35 (ten years ago) link
'Bacoin' - a combined cryptocurrency / bacon product.
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 6 April 2014 18:37 (ten years ago) link
I still think about my Clint Eastwood chris tucker movie idea a lot
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 04:18 (ten years ago) link
depression-style parody of Blurred Lines called "Bread Lines"
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:57 (ten years ago) link
a fake twitter feed of a racist stripper named Belle_Curve
― goole, Thursday, 17 April 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link
"ass, sass and spss"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 April 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
My four part plan:
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Friday, 18 April 2014 07:37 (ten years ago) link
liking this
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
log into runescape! =(
― ledos, Sunday, 20 April 2014 16:38 (ten years ago) link
A guitar controller for Guitar Hero / Rock Band that's double necked like Jimmy Page's Gibson SG.
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 3 May 2014 12:05 (ten years ago) link
I think that exists
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 3 May 2014 13:08 (ten years ago) link
gnocchi restaurant called Potatios
― how's life, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:48 (ten years ago) link
I had an incredibly stupid moment earlier where I was unable to parse the big Jimmy Buffet sticker on the back of an SUV and couldn't understand what PARRO THEAD meant. The rest of my ride home I imagined this into a black metal Jimmy Buffet cover band led by a guy in corpse paint wearing a black and white hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, with coconut shell skulls, etc.
― joygoat, Saturday, 10 May 2014 06:38 (ten years ago) link
Commercial for a Pizza Hut pizza called "Meatlovers Supreme" where the name of the pizza is sung to the tune of "A Love Supreme"
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 May 2014 01:12 (ten years ago) link
meat love suprememeat love suprememeat love supreme
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:38 (ten years ago) link
with necessary "halal supreme" truthers
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:46 (ten years ago) link
throneo: an app that connects you with people in your area who will carry you to your destination in a palanquin
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 May 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link