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http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2429/99/103/4303653/n4303653_31291339_6903.jpg

god i hope yall can see that.

the table is the table, Thursday, 26 February 2009 08:03 (seventeen years ago)

What does the cake on the right say? "I am Maigret"?

snoball, Thursday, 26 February 2009 10:51 (seventeen years ago)

you racist

is that a dead plastic cat?

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

i love the triceratops climbing the lava

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 26 February 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

(xpost) Looks more like a goat or a ram. Also, isn't it a bit odd to send not one but two cakes to a racist? Unless they used laxative chocolate for the icing...

snoball, Thursday, 26 February 2009 14:02 (seventeen years ago)

which one would you eat first?

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

"you racist sheep"

???

ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

i like keeping the mystery about the Fuck You/ You Racist cakes, though i helped make them and also ate one of them-- (the racist one). it was delicious.

the table is the table, Thursday, 26 February 2009 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

tell us

ice cr?m, Friday, 27 February 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

don't?

always on time, possibly a bear (Matt P), Friday, 27 February 2009 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

I think I will not say anything, except that those cakes were based off of a single cake involved in a racist-customer incident at a toney Boston cake shop where a friend once worked.

the table is the table, Friday, 27 February 2009 04:52 (seventeen years ago)

that should do it-- the rest of the details are only funny if you know the people involved.

the table is the table, Friday, 27 February 2009 04:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.aboutthecake.com/18b55fea0.jpg

only the beginning of the firestorm (latebloomer), Friday, 27 February 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/wordlove.jpg

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/bigtip.jpg

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 00:26 (seventeen years ago)

i think the saddest part about these cakes is not that the people are too stupid to get contextual clues from a note, but are actually so beaten down and broken by their cake-making jobs that they just robotically throw whatever on without thinking.

this one is extra sad because you know the people who wanted it were not only NICE people but people who really wanted the cake at a certain time

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 28 February 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

Guys, i'm really thinking that a lot of these cakes are examples of shenanigans being pulled.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:09 (seventeen years ago)

I'm kind of with you.

There's no way Congrats on your teen pregnancy isn't some loller collegehumor.com goon who works at publix

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

So?

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

this is a thread for pictures of stupid cakes

can yall manage not to poop one (1) party

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:39 (seventeen years ago)

jesus christ in here

the styles are a lie (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:39 (seventeen years ago)

id like to decorate cakes for a living

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:39 (seventeen years ago)

okay this thread making me lol irl

鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/435_rubiksCake.jpg

FUCK YES

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:59 (seventeen years ago)

if you solve the cake, pinhead pops out and sings happy birthday mister president

Fight scenes don't hold a candle to Asian action (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 February 2009 05:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/bigtip.jpg

omg how the 12 is done in u r 12 y/o today style

ice cr?m, Saturday, 28 February 2009 10:12 (seventeen years ago)

like their mind wasnt quite working at a differentiate between the instructions and the message aspects of the note but it did flag the 12 for special attention - that info i guess resides at cake decorator lizard brain level

ice cr?m, Saturday, 28 February 2009 10:15 (seventeen years ago)

http://santinorice.com/uploaded_images/tino_cake.jpg

if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 March 2009 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1HRKxZP7XIE/RmIg5jiVPgI/AAAAAAAAAl4/oFI686JgM3M/s320/cut+cake.jpg

Hahaha what a dumbass -- not only did they forget to write anything on the cake, but there's several pieces of it missing as well! lol.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://cakeirony.ytmnd.com/

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:50 (seventeen years ago)

here is a cake i made for the kids 2nd birthday this weekend:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3572/3320837189_4a3591e75d_o.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3663/3320837315_fde94d20d4_o.jpg

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Monday, 2 March 2009 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

purty. what's the grey granulated stuff?

Fight scenes don't hold a candle to Asian action (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 March 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

Silver sugar crystals

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Monday, 2 March 2009 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SZ28r73n5KI/AAAAAAAACCk/nwgoXiQHPnU/s1600-h/Kevin+V.jpg

Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

I do not think I could eat this cake

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/902ca6e82b1a9fe15f53ca270380069cbfb.jpg

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 13 March 2009 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

sometimes i worry that i'm gonna be one of those goatse cake people who can't have any jokes are points of reference unless they appear on the internet.

Has anyone ever been to a party where, by the end, it just devolves into people gathering around a computer and playing their favorite youtubes? that bums me out so much.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 19, 2009 5:40 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Me still OTM.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 13 March 2009 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

on the second paragraph at least

czech blastcore and superHOOS culture (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 March 2009 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

i try to steer the party back, but people get so caught up in hamster on a piano.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 13 March 2009 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

eating popcorn on a piano?

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2009 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

hate that so much!

yur twit (tehresa), Friday, 13 March 2009 04:49 (seventeen years ago)

aw tza! you can't show love for parry gripp!!??!

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2009 05:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif

resignation letter

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/izmjc6.jpg

resignation letter

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

need bigger picture.

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

people who are not grady

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

"Dear Mr. Bowers,

During the past three years, my tenure at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy and whim.

However, I have decided to spend more time with my family and attend to health issues that have recently arisen. I am proud to have been part of such an outstanding team and I wish this organization only the finest in future endeavors.

Please accept this cake as notification that I am leaving my position with NWT on March 27.

Sincerely,

W. Neil berrett"

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5000243/Man-resigns-from-job-by-handing-in-notice-on-cake.html

It's actually W. Neil Berrett holding the cake in the picture. I'm kind of disappointed, I'd been hoping that the guy was from the cake shop and was delivering the cake, and that the words on it were more like "shove yer feckin' job, w***er!". Because if I were ever to resign by cake, that's what I'd do. I guess that it just goes to show that not everyone in the world is as misanthropic as I am obviously.

snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

"as part of our on going initiative to transition to a paperless workspace all documents will be cake"

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

related: http://www.library.uiuc.edu/ediblebooks/

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

okay it is totally unsurprising to me that someone who dresses like that would resign via cake

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:26 (seventeen years ago)


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