Beluga veal supper
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 04:26 (ten years ago) link
raffi gets rapi
― R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link
I was thinking today how if I were in the field of genetic engineering I would put 100% of my resources towards developing a creature that lives for 1000 years yet does nothing but constantly vomit and feel pain
― crüt, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
just sitting over here thinking, guys
― crüt, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
if we could figure out how to get the earth to rotate around the sun 10-20 times faster (can't be that hard), maybe we could make all of that happen without genetic engineering
― Z S, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
Let's keep crut away from the lab, k?
― Fais ce que voudra, occiderai de même (Michael White), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link
that idea is terrible
― HOOS it because...of steen???? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
'Cause a thousand years of emetic suffering is a worthwhile goal? It sounds like an undead old cat.
― Fais ce que voudra, occiderai de même (Michael White), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
I didn't say it was worthwhile
― crüt, Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
in fact I admitted it was a terrible idea
― crüt, Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
no offense everyone, but there are some terrible ideas in this thread
― Z S, Thursday, 29 August 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
haha
― R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 29 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
syria-themed blurred lines parody called "red lines"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 September 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link
"The Pottery" - a combination ceramics workshop / medicinal marijuana dispensary specifically for people with joint pain from rheumatoid arthritis
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 September 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link
http://worstofehow.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/stoners_pot_palace.png
― many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 September 2013 07:11 (ten years ago) link
Get Blurred -- a mashup of Blurred Lines and Get Lucky in which I don't even try to make it work other than matching the tempo
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link
We're Up All Night To Blur Lucky
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link
You'd get Blurred Luck, wouldn't you? And it'd sound something like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX-HFzk___g
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link
A movie called "SHAME ON ICE" with the tagline "Fool me thrice...SHAME ON ICE"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 September 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
irl lol
― ljubljana, Thursday, 12 September 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
The next Star Trek movie stars Russell Brand as Harcourt Fenton Mudd.
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
that's almost a great idea
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link
I think that some of the most terrible of terrible ideas are. They have that superficial gloss of "well this could be great", just like "Let's remake Wrath of Khan!".
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 08:15 (ten years ago) link
running pop song lyrics through google translate (something wacky like English -> Urdu -> Norwegian -> Hmong -> English) and performing the corrupted songs on youtube in the style of Pomplamoose
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
A Scottish knock-off of the Nintendo Wii, called the Wii Shite. Followed by a knock-off of the Wii U, called the Wii U Jimmy.
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
http://comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/star-trek-into-darkness-mudd-and-kirk.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link
A "re-edit" of Who's Next consisting just of extended versions of the cool keyboard parts -- so basically just the intros to Baba O'Riley and Won't Get Fooled Again and maybe the keyboard solo from Bargain.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link
A "perpetual breath freshener" based on the concept of 2000 Flushes (ie a freshener fixed in your mouth)
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 04:11 (ten years ago) link
Delicious with soup
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 September 2013 04:26 (ten years ago) link
who plays "Ice" in SHAME ON ICE?
― Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 19 September 2013 05:29 (ten years ago) link
"Brooklyn" themed t-shirts that say stuff like
"I just priced my working class neighbors out of...BROOKLYN"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
xp http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb132/gunning7/mr-cool-ice-tattoo-456a1109.jpg
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
a conceptual "depressed guy" standup comedy routine in which I don't actually tell jokes, I just go on for my whole set complaining and moaning about how bad things are and sighing (but in the sort of "rhythm" of standup comedy), and then at the very end I suddenly become highly energized and shout "THANKS VERY MUCH LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU'VE BEEN A FANTASTIC AUDIENCE!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
The Cosby show reimagined where Cliff is a lawyer and Claire is a doctor. Absolutely nothing else is changed.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 26 September 2013 10:40 (ten years ago) link
I was thinking about those old step-by-step "how to draw x" manuals, and I was thinking about how the illustrator actually had to redraw each prior step for each step (e.g. for step 3 the illustrator had to draw 1-3, for step 4 he had to draw 1-4), and I was thinking there should be an infinite recursion version of this called "How to Draw 'How to Draw X'"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 September 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link
My wife and her brother grew up in a super small town named Dollar Bay; bro-in-law and I have invented a fake rap festival to be held there named BALLER DAY and have been making up performers for the lineup based on dumb inside jokes (Dissmore, Billy Grippo the Eastside Specialist, Stucchi Arms, Point Mills).
― joygoat, Friday, 27 September 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
loll
― JEFF 22 (Matt P), Friday, 27 September 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link
The perfect gift for the Doctor Who obsessed stoner in your life: a bong shaped like a Dalek.
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Sunday, 29 September 2013 11:02 (ten years ago) link
acoustic funk cover of "Everybody Dance Now" in the style of Dave Matthews
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 September 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD61Sca8TlE
not quite that but figured there had to be some kind of acoustic version on youtube
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 September 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
and wow
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 September 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
t-shirt that says DEAD PARROT in the style of the Darkthrone logo and then on the back it says TRUE NORWEGIAN BLUE MORTAL
― Lee Ranaldo's Putting Challenge (DJ Mencap), Monday, 30 September 2013 10:06 (ten years ago) link
guest spot in a WALL•E sequel for will.i.am as WILL•I•
― Are you a horse? (onimo), Monday, 30 September 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
AM
christian fennesz and ryuichi sakamoto both start wearing wraparound shades and matching outfits to compliment their similar hair textures. and lots of keytars... frequent keytar changes between songs.
― brimstead, Friday, 4 October 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link
Haha
You'd think that you could just change the keytar settings to change the sounds, but no, they switch to entirely new keytars
― reckless woo (Z S), Friday, 4 October 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
a rap battle diss saying something about how the other rapper's website has femalestudent.jpg on it
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 October 2013 04:22 (ten years ago) link
maybe something like
"You only write rhymes for the kids with the backpacks/tried to go to your 'website', all I saw was a chick with a backpack"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 October 2013 04:23 (ten years ago) link
bad news on the doorstep/I couldn't take one more step
― 6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 October 2013 04:55 (ten years ago) link