Sarahel's Semiotics 4U

wowww

wait is that real

yeah

The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.

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We believe in challenging the consensus – and moving things forward. Pussy is about natural energy, it’s irreverent, sophisticated and a pleasure to drink. Pussy is NOT about being serious, chemical energy, having a corporate attitude or being predictable.

― vermonter, Thursday, 31 July 2008 16:50 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This shit was the F-Word last night giving Graham Norton some obvious jokes to make.

― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 31 July 2008 17:25 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Why is every product advertisement/promotion these days just total wank? Actually that would be a good name for an energy drink - Total Wank. "Yes folks, drink Total Wank! The energy drink that tastes like, er, total wank..."

― snoball, Thursday, 31 July 2008 18:14 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

time was bro drinks just needed some extreme sports tie-ins, now they're all about fight club negs *raises delilo novel in one hand like bible*

http://www.geaugaconstitutionalcouncil.org/userfiles/image/GoatBehind.jpg

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http://offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/News/ORP/4E42FE4F-9490-A743-863F070F6A36F16D.jpg

front hoof resembles outsized ballsack

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innocent cosies resemble & could presumably act as ballsack warmers

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http://offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/News/ORP/4E42FE4F-9490-A743-863F070F6A36F16D.jpg

Just got offed wrote this on thread Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating? on board I Love Everything on Jul 20, 2008

OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU

THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MICROSECOND

THEN READ ALL THE BLURBS ON THE SIDE OF THEIR VITAMINWATER BOTTLES

THEN SCREAM A LONG LONG SCREAM
Just got offed wrote this on thread Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating? on board I Love Everything on Jul 20, 2008

OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU

THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MICROSECOND

THEN READ ALL THE BLURBS ON THE SIDE OF THEIR VITAMINWATER BOTTLES

THEN SCREAM A LONG LONG SCREAM
Just got offed wrote this on thread Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating? on board I Love Everything on Jul 20, 2008

OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU

THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MICROSECOND

THEN READ ALL THE BLURBS ON THE SIDE OF THEIR VITAMINWATER BOTTLES

THEN SCREAM A LONG LONG SCREAM

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http://www.geaugaconstitutionalcouncil.org/userfiles/image/GoatBehind.jpg

http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/2010/12/a-man-and-his-goat.html

The idea is that the goat will have kids (that's what you call a baby goat) which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys)

which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys)

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http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/blog/2013/july/win-tickets-to-the-next-innocent-inspires-event

3. pauline
august 02, 2013, 07:38am

the tasty think I have even eaten was a extra large burger with extra cheese wow I felt so ull after it but still had room for my favourite drink innocent

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http://www.geaugaconstitutionalcouncil.org/userfiles/image/GoatBehind.jpg

OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU
OMG IN THE TOP CORNER ON THE SITE THERE IS AN ACUTE ACCENT ON THE E OF GLACEAU

goat ballsack warmers, that is

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o my ballsack is frozen, how may i sire kids (that's what you call a baby goat) now?

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fear not, innocent shall aid thee, subtle Goat! these discarded smoothie-cosies shall 'fit' your purpose most snugly

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aye, verily! coddled soft as kid (that's what you call a baby goat) leather!

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well, would thou shirk from cladding in vestments torn from the skin of thine own slaughter'd Young? not in Winter, i'll say! he he he

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VESTMENTS TORN FROM THE SKIN OF THINE OWN SLAUGHTERED YOUNG (that's what you call a baby goat)

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Anyway, our writer wasted a lot of your time on that intro, so we'll spare you the German puns we had lined up and get right to the point:

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semiotic analysis of m8s

isn't that lj's fave team?

yeah

do you think you could tell they were british from their demeanour and physiognomy

they do look like cops who have one line or inefficient henchmen from British crime shows

there is something very real about them

they probably had no idea that they were committing an indictable offence

a couple of them have physical traits that resemble the criminals Foucault talks about in that section in Discipline and Punish

discipline is a surname found in the same estuarial satellite towns those m8s come from

abysmal real names

he did write about physiognomy of criminality -- didn't he? Or am I thinking of a different book by someone else?

Discipline vs. the racist tattooed NFL bro, Incognito?