your terrible ideas

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An app solely for sharing pictures of alligators called Instagator

an lp of Boris playing music by Carl Orff. Boris Carl Orff.

lol at instagator

Third-party app that gathers up the photos of the angriest and most dangerous specimens: AggroGator

A cover version of Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start The Fire', except with new lyrics that reference historical internet memes.

We didn't know what to say
when Spiderman made you gay
Badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger

...or something like that.

A t-shirt with a picture of Foghorn Leghorn dressed as Jules from Pulp Fiction, with the words 'BAD MOTHER CLUCKER' at the bottom.

That sounds like a pretty strong money-making idea, even if it would have been more viable 18 years ago when Pulp Fiction and Looney Tune t-shirts were both flying high. I still think you'd move a few at state fairs, etc. If you could get the Foghorn Leghorn to not exactly look like a copyrighted character you could probably get them into Hot Topics or Spencer's or whatever mainstream outlet it is that sells crap like that to 15-year-olds.

Foghorn Leghorn/Jackson would definitely be making the Dreamworks Face though.

An ice cream shop called "In The Dessert of the Real"

or maybe an ice cream shop/movie theater called "In The Dessert of the Reel"

Put it in Brooklyn and call it In the Mouth A Dessert

Parody thread called "what movie is this no longer taken from"

http://terribleideas.neocities.org

would 100% DEFINITELY go to a ice cream shop / movie theater but would hate to be the clean up crew

A cover version of Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start The Fire', except with new lyrics that reference historical internet memes.

star wars kid/keyboard cat/i don't know what to think of that

ugh, the other day i had the terrible idea of illustrating/animating the true story of the Sound of Music which would pick up where the film ends, detailing the tragic journey of the von Trapp family as they cross over the Alps on their way to Switzerland. but while i was looking up information about the end of the film so i could make a nice segue, i found that someone already had the same terrible idea in 2008 - http://gratzindustries.blogspot.com/2008/11/alternate-endings-sound-of-music.html. now it is a terrible, unoriginal idea

i want to move to a space colony that only has 1 million people

an 8+ piece band playing a hybrid of math rock and western swing named "texas instruments"

please subscribe me to your singles club

A right of passage for my future sons inspired by the bullet ant gloves of the Sateré-Mawé tribe. When our cat is sleeping under the ikea lounger, the participant must place his arm underneath the chair and make contact with the cats belly. If he withdraws his hand before 15 seconds has passed, no ice cream after dinner.

i like it

would you be so kind to link re: the bullet ant gloves?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mawé_people

Also, *rite

amirite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMG0XDOQxQk

conceptual art piece in which three people literally argue all day about who's the best MC: Jay, Biggie or Nas.

Inspector Trebus

PUA cover version of Cabaret Voltaire: "NEG NEG NEG"

Tracking down all the people who appear in the crowd in the original 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks' titles, and forcing them to recreate those titles, except with some dubstep music over the top.

'Providence' by Sonic Youth remade as a 'Who's On First' style routine, based around the line "Thurston? Watt!"

Beavis & Butthead record a cover of Alice Cooper's 'The Ballad of Dwight Fry'.

A reality show called "Raffi is Rich" chronicling the opulent lifestyle of megastar child singer Raffi.

That would be great, especially if his life is totally drama free and just sort of pleasant and kid-friendly. He could really age into being a new Mister Rogers. (Before I get jumped on, not saying he is in the same league, just that there is a dearth of such programming these days.)

yeah I was kind of picturing it being perverse and decadent. It all came out of a conversation in which it suddenly hit me "Wait a minute, this guy must have a BOATLOAD of money." Every parent in America has been buying his records for decades. Or maybe only in blue state land, idk, he's a little on the liberal side, but still. And I was just thinking it would be funny if Raffi is out there somewhere pulling up to chicks at the stoplight in his ferari, dropping lines like "Hey, you ever see a llama eating his pajamas?" And the thing is, Raffi can show you, because he has a whole herd of llamas at his ranch.

Endless feasts of ooples and banoonoos.

Btw, based on his Wiki page Raffi is a pretty cool dude but probably not down for this plan.

Beluga veal supper

raffi gets rapi

I was thinking today how if I were in the field of genetic engineering I would put 100% of my resources towards developing a creature that lives for 1000 years yet does nothing but constantly vomit and feel pain

just sitting over here thinking, guys

if we could figure out how to get the earth to rotate around the sun 10-20 times faster (can't be that hard), maybe we could make all of that happen without genetic engineering

Let's keep crut away from the lab, k?

that idea is terrible

'Cause a thousand years of emetic suffering is a worthwhile goal? It sounds like an undead old cat.

I didn't say it was worthwhile

in fact I admitted it was a terrible idea

no offense everyone, but there are some terrible ideas in this thread

haha

syria-themed blurred lines parody called "red lines"

"The Pottery" - a combination ceramics workshop / medicinal marijuana dispensary specifically for people with joint pain from rheumatoid arthritis